# The SD Lunch Table

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277 "2001-08-27T03:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/61 "2001-08-29T17:00:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \*  
> \*\*Cool! I’ve got invites from **MsRobyn** and **dlgirl’s** groups! Maybe I’ll leave the book in my locker! ( **Guinistasia** , psst, over here. Cool kids that don’t mind us bookish types!) \*\*

(grabs books and scoots over to the book table…)

Hmmm…what neanderthals in this place…they think they’re SOOOO great!  
😉

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/62 "2001-08-29T17:30:36Z")

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Aw, great. Now I’m all alone.  
☹

\<Discreetly puts “Golden Delicious” sticker on **AndYrAStar’s** ass as she walks away\>

Heh heh heh…

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/63 "2001-08-30T05:19:33Z")

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I’d probably be with mah BAD crew:

Demo  
Psycat  
Pricciar  
Sea Diver  
Obfus  
Baglady  
Jack Batty  
WoodstockBirdyBird  
Rasa  
Oldie  
Zyzzyva  
Sue Duhnym  
Kyla

Of course this would mean i’d be floating to the tables of other people I know, charming my way through the crowd. But i know the above people best :).

(but if this reflected real life, i wouldnt have set foot in the cafeteria the entire time i was in HS…which is what happened with me).

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