# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/1 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")
:Silo brandishes large goose feather pillow: So who wants some? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/2 "2000-09-26T18:37:00Z")
OK, I got my pillow - but first a government health warning **never mix your pillow fights with water fights** now back to your regularly scheduled pillow fight…(if anyone wants to know, I’ll explain)… swings in a half arc at Silo’s head _whoomph!_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/3 "2000-09-26T18:54:27Z")
I tore the warning label off my pillow. Isn’t that illegal? I mean, it’s not like I tore off the label to my mattress. So would a pillow be a lesser offense? Do you have to serve time for that? Should I get a lawyer? I don’t want to go to jail. I don’t do well in small spaces. I didn’t mean to do i…_ducks just in time to miss a pillow to the head_ Hey! I’m a lover. Not a fighter. You should warn someone before you do that. You could put somebody’s eye out doing…_gets a pillow right in the face_ ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/4 "2000-09-26T18:54:45Z")
Gomez comes charging in brandishing a large, heavy pillow in one hand and a cushion in the other, hitting Silo upside the head. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/5 "2000-09-26T19:02:17Z")
Struuter, Good news: It says the consumer may remove the ticket. Bad news: That means you must consume the pillow. Bon appetit. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/6 "2000-09-26T19:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*Struuter, > > Good news: It says the consumer may remove the ticket. > > Bad news: That means you must consume the pillow. Bon appetit. \*\* _gulp_ Oooohhhh-kay. _repeats to self_ It’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow…wait a minute! _smacks lurkernomore with pillow_ I’ll split it with you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/7 "2000-09-26T19:18:25Z")
_sneaks in_ _whomps Silo over the head_ _runs off, giggling_ ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/8 "2000-09-26T19:22:04Z")
Sn-man grabs his SO’s body pillow, wielding it Darth Maul style, he knocks Gomez up side the head and sweeps Struuter off her feet. Sn-man is slightly confused by the voice in his head whispering: beware the dark-side of the fluff. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/9 "2000-09-26T19:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sn-man \* > \*\* …sweeps Struuter off her feet. \*\* _praying this isn’t Sn-man’s ploy to beat the crap out of her with a body pillow_ My hero…? ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/10 "2000-09-26T19:26:43Z")
sneaks in quietly, and grabs a pillow from the pile… now, who to target first? ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/11 "2000-09-26T19:44:39Z")
Silo, If you’re going to have a pillow fight, you must structure it like this one [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20592](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20592) ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/12 "2000-09-26T19:47:21Z")
\*\*\*\* Silo sees stars \*\*\*\* :Gets back on feet: :Sees Gomez with his guard down…: :\ eat my pillow!: :just noticed Falcon ran off, grrr…: :Turns around sees fierra: :whaps fierra in the bum: hehe ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/13 "2000-09-26T19:48:37Z")
Can’t see… feathers in my eyes… ah…ah…achoo!! Someone nailed me as I came through the door…woo-hoo, this is fun!!!😃 :::Brandishes limp pillow::::bwahahahaha!! ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/14 "2000-09-26T19:50:54Z")
hehehe _takes a pillow from her bed and slips in… with a wicked grin she jumps into the middle of the group and spins with the pillow outstretched managing to hit pretty much everyone in one hit then stands there dazed slightly dizzy_ Whoa… ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/15 "2000-09-26T19:58:10Z")
🙂 😕 :eek: :o :rolleyes: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/16 "2000-09-26T19:58:29Z")
Sn-man stares down at Struuter. His mighty pillow quivering with anticipation. What is that look? Should he indulge his desire to pummel or gently cradle the fair maiden’s head? With a primal scream, Sn-man leaps in the air, twirling his weapon over his head. Flying straight for Struuter’s prone form, he barely misses. Landing lightly next to her, he offers her… ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/17 "2000-09-26T19:59:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atrael \* > \*\*Silo, > > If you’re going to have a pillow fight, you must structure it like this one > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20592](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20592) \*\* :Silo turns his attention toward Atreal: :How dare thou interject in the SD pillow fight: :Come on everyone lets get him!: :Silo attacks Atreal: \ \ \<@%#&!\> take that! ,\, and that! \ you hijacker. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/18 "2000-09-26T20:12:02Z")
:: Hits struuter with pillow purchased from [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39525](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39525) :: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/19 "2000-09-26T20:13:05Z")
WHAT?! Offers me what?! Are you insane, man? You can’t leave it hang like that (bwahahaha, I couldn’t resist!). Just keep in mind that I bruise easily. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/20 "2000-09-26T20:15:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SouthernStyle \* > \*\*:: Hits struuter with pillow purchased from [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39525](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39525) :: > > 🙂 \*\* I guess I should be thankful it was just a pillow shaped like that… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=2)