# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/181 "2000-10-04T20:30:39Z")
You do have point lurker, this could sell. If a camcorder could survive this atmosphere. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/182 "2000-10-04T21:06:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*You do have point lurker, this could sell. If a camcorder could survive this atmosphere. \*\* We’ll get one of the undersea ones they use in the documentaries. I’ll run the camera if you’ll narrate. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/183 "2000-10-04T22:00:06Z")
VB walks in, ducks a hastily lobbed blob of chocolate, and starts squirting all combatants liberally with cinnamon oil, while approaching FPK. “Hi sweety! I see you finally lost that gooey shirt; but I see you still have a couple of cherries stuck to your front; hold still while I nibble them off…Whoops! Those weren’t cherries! 'scuse me!” ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/184 "2000-10-04T22:44:12Z")
Hey, Bub. The line forms to the left, alright? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/185 "2000-10-05T02:20:14Z")
You have a deal, lurker, and I’ll give you 60% if you can help me explain to my parents where the money is coming from. ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/186 "2000-10-05T04:15:31Z")
Anyone seen flup lately? How deep is all this chocolate on the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/187 "2000-10-05T04:43:34Z")
_squeakles at Vestal Blue_ Really VB! _shocked but then smiles at him_ Like DW said, get in line… Now DW… _runs her finger through his now only slightly sticky fur_ Where were we? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/188 "2000-10-05T12:08:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*You have a deal, lurker, and I’ll give you 60% if you can help me explain to my parents where the money is coming from. > > \*\* OK. Barbados is always advertising for business, we’ll base the films there and pay from a Caymans bank. We’ll use a shadow holding company and list it under “web design” fees. Any references to “pay TV” will be categorized under a client who registered his web site in Tuvalu so he’d get a .tv domain… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/189 "2000-10-05T13:14:40Z")
_stands, covered in chocolate and feathers, arms akimbo_ Uh guys? Medea? Lurker? The tickling ended a while ago. Was pretty anti-climactic…no pun intended…as fierra isn’t ticklish. Sorry. But I am covered in chocolate and feathers…and if either of YOU is ticklish… _grins wickedly_ Or you, flup. You think I didn’t see you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/190 "2000-10-05T13:20:51Z")
flup struuter? Was that who the snorkel belonged to? Guess he must be really short, it was only waist deep on the rest of us… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/191 "2000-10-05T13:31:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*flup struuter? Was that who the snorkel belonged to? Guess he must be really short, it was only waist deep on the rest of us… \*\* Egads, but you crack me up. 🙂 Good morning, fierra. Always good to see you first thing in the morning–all covered in chocolate and feathers. (I did just notice flup–must be it was him with the snorkel…what was he doing under there do you suppose? Nah, I don’t wanna know.) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/192 "2000-10-05T13:39:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*_stands, covered in chocolate and feathers, arms akimbo_ > > Uh guys? Medea? Lurker? The tickling ended a while ago. Was pretty anti-climactic…no pun intended…as fierra isn’t ticklish. Sorry. > But I am covered in chocolate and feathers…and if either of YOU is ticklish… _grins wickedly_ > Or you, flup. You think I didn’t see you? 🙂 \*\* ``` Yes, we've moved on to VB licking FPK's - uh, cherries, did you call it? I'll take the 5th on the ticklish q... ``` You want Flup? ::puts cherry on top of snorkel:: He’ll surface soon… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/193 "2000-10-05T13:55:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > I’ll take the 5th on the ticklish q… > > \*\* _raises eyebrow, advances on lurker slowly_ Heh, heh, heh. Did you know I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue? Come here and I’ll show you… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/194 "2000-10-05T13:57:49Z")
vanilla, ripping the chocolate off of stuuter, throws away feathers… Heres some butterscotch syrup! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/195 "2000-10-05T14:06:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*vanilla, ripping the chocolate off of stuuter, throws away feathers… > Heres some butterscotch syrup! \*\* Oh great googley-moogley. I was just making my approach there, vanilla. Stinker. And I don’t like butterscotch…yick. Where’d I put that seltzer? _stops and looks at vanilla, smiles sweetly_ But you did help me with that other mess. And I haven’t thanked you properly… _pulls out super-soaker and begins spraying vanilla with chocolate sauce_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/196 "2000-10-05T14:26:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\* > > I’ll take the 5th on the ticklish q… > > > > \*\* > > _raises eyebrow, advances on lurker slowly_ > > Heh, heh, heh. Did you know I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue? Come here and I’ll show you… \*\* uh, I’ll coem over, but only if you promise not to tie me in a knot… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/197 "2000-10-05T15:28:03Z")
Psssssst…Hey, Vestal Blue…How about you uh, _go_ from here, and stuff this wad of fudge down flup’s snorkle. If he hasn’t snarfed that cherry, you can just jam that down the tube also. :: DW sets off Gummy Bear bomb :: This party needs some more variety. struuter and fierra, you two are starting to look like the Cocoa Puffs[sup]TM[/sup] Cuckoo. You two need to take a seltzer shower (preferrably together) vanilla, I certainly hope you’re 100% pure, and not that artificial stuff. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Princess to attend to 🙂 Kitty, I shall cover you all over with Hershey’s Kisses, and not the ones wrapped in foil, either. Your eyes, they are like sparkling pools of chocolate milk… Your whipped creamy skin is so… :: nuzzles Kitty’s neck, starts licking her caramel coated earlobe :: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/198 "2000-10-05T17:00:41Z")
VB walks over to flups snorkel. Places the fudge in the snorkel. “Floop!” “Oh! It’stuck! it needs lubed”. VB pours a little 151 in the snorkel too. _Gurckle gurckle!_ “Heh. That’ll light up his life!” ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/199 "2000-10-05T17:29:29Z")
Only if you stick a candle in the top, VB! Are you sure you want to be fudging flup? Don’t you have better things to do? \ I’ve been reliably informed I need to get out of all this chocolate…\ ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/200 "2000-10-05T17:34:17Z")
That is so mean to the poor snorkel. I’m assuming its attached to flup, but I don’t want to know what in God’s name he could be doing. I think I need to hit the shower at this point, these clothes are ruined and I would like to have individual hairs again. Oo! Wait, gummy bears… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=11)