# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/201 "2000-10-05T17:40:19Z")
fierra, you didn’t tell us it was flup’s birthday! Now let’s see…151, chocolate, and a cherry. Hmmm, reminds of that…that…what was that concoction, flup? A “Unit Pie”? Let’s call this one a fluppernupper, best when drank through a big J-shaped straw! Bottoms up! (oh, sorry, I see your ass is already sticking up in the air from being submerged in chocolate sauce! :D) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/202 "2000-10-06T02:05:34Z")
_purrs gently at DW_ You’re quite a sweet talker, darling _runs gentle fingertips over his ears and moves closer to him_ What was that about Hershey’s kisses? And what would you like for me to do, honey? A very chocolate covered Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/203 "2000-10-06T03:44:06Z")
Gee, FPK is in a good mood for someone who’s DEAD!!! (SDMB Gunfight) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/204 "2000-10-06T03:54:42Z")
_offers a half hearted little growl to Lurker that fades out into another purr for DW_ Well, if I died in a gunfight that just means I’m an angel now doesn’t it? _still gently petting DW a little smile teasing her lips_ Angel Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/205 "2000-10-06T04:44:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\* > Well, if I died in a gunfight that just means I’m an angel now doesn’t it? > Angel Kitty \*\* ``` It means you're slow, and DW prefers fast women....:D: ``` ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/206 "2000-10-06T05:15:10Z")
Prefers fast women? Really now? Why doesn’t DW tell me? He seems perfectly content where he is now. _gives DW a soft kiss_ Aren’t you honey? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/207 "2000-10-06T05:30:03Z")
And what about you lurker? What do you prefer? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/208 "2000-10-06T13:06:57Z")
I can’t wait to hear the response to that… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/209 "2000-10-06T15:46:37Z")
…a fine confection is best enjoyed slowly, with the anticipation of what lies beneath the delicious chocolate coating. In this case, a sensually smooth Angel Kitty, not unlike a French Silk Pie - creamy, dreamy, and delectable :: DW licks his lips, and then Kitty’s, his neck bristling with pleasure ripples from her soft caresses :: lurker, perhaps Mon Petite Chat has indeed passed to the great beyond. That’s ok, as Page 4 will show that I have died and gone to heaven. If heaven truly is Kitty’s embrace, then I must have been a very good boy on Earth. :: stroking the chocolate covered Angel’s hair, delicately caressing her face, her neck… :: lurker, lurker, lurker. Who wants a fast woman? Perhaps _you_ might, if a fast woman is best suited to a gunslinger who is a quick shot 🙂 :: whacks lurker with a bag of cotton candy, the gives Kitty a soul kiss :: Passion is not dictated by the restraints of the clock… Kitty, my sweet treat, what I would like you to do is just relax… :: starts to gently massage FPK’s neck and shoulders, mixing in long slow scratches to her scalp :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/210 "2000-10-06T15:53:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*And what about you lurker? What do you prefer? \*\* I don’t like them too fast, 'cuz then if they run away I can’t chase them…I’m open minded. Maybe just a little on the screwy side…I’m not hard to please. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/211 "2000-10-06T17:52:07Z")
lurker, I’ve found that it’s far better to be on the screwy side than the serious-as-a-heart-attack side. Keep up the good work. Maybe you should hang out at the orthopedic clinic. “Uh, hey baby…you look cute with that short leg. What’s your name?” “Eileen” ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/212 "2000-10-06T20:25:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*I can’t wait to hear the response to that… 😃 \*\* You know, Struuter, MC - I was wondering - what answer did you expect? What kind did you think I preferred? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/213 "2000-10-06T20:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*lurker, I’ve found that it’s far better to be on the screwy side than the serious-as-a-heart-attack side. Keep up the good work. > > Maybe you should hang out at the orthopedic clinic. > > “Uh, hey baby…you look cute with that short leg. What’s your name?” > > “Eileen” \*\* Sorry, DW - she’s with that guy who lost both his legs at the knee - what’s his name? oh, yeah, Neil… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/214 "2000-10-06T20:43:57Z")
Oh, lurker. I didn’t really mean anything specific by it. I am just surrounding here by some amazingly witty people and had a feeling you’d say something typically funny. I wasn’t disappointed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/215 "2000-10-06T23:15:06Z")
geee, Struuter, I was expecting a witty retort… I thought that was your straight line…or was I supposed to feed you the straight line and DW beat you to it? :D: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/216 "2000-10-07T03:08:47Z")
_gives a low, sexy growl that soon turns to a soft sexy purr as she melts for DW_ If this isn’t heaven then wherever I am I never want to leave. _places a few soft caramel flavored kisses on DW’s lips then scatters a few across his face_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/217 "2000-10-07T05:07:48Z")
You are such a sensual Kitty…whatever you do, don’t stop. Hey, check it out…we’ve melted all the chocolate in the room! And we’re just starting to get warmed up…grrrrrrrowwwwwwlllllllll Everyone else is either asleep on a pile of pillows, or off in another thread. Looks like it’s just you and me… :: showers Kitty with confectioners kisses :: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/218 "2000-10-07T05:52:44Z")
All alone with you? _her eyes light up_ This could be fun. You know that pile of pillows looks awfully comfy… _padz over to the pillows then lies down and beckons him to come with a single finger before blowing him a kiss_ Coming, darling? Sensual Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/219 "2000-10-07T14:09:48Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/220 "2000-10-08T18:45:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*goddamn smilies! > :: (space) whacks smilie with a pillow (space) :: > \*\* \*\*sub         [/sub]O         º       sub[/sub]         +         A         " \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=12)