# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/221 "2000-10-08T19:29:38Z")
Sue, you’re not going to call Smiley Social Services, are you? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a marathon to return to. (Damn Smiley Interruptus…) Sorry 'bout that Kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/222 "2000-10-09T03:37:49Z")
::growls playfully then pounces on DW tumbling him back into a pile of feather pillows:: Now where were we? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/223 "2000-10-09T04:26:34Z")
Yum. Kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/224 "2000-10-09T04:28:21Z")
::gives DW a playful lick:: Yummy puppy. Puppy wanna play? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/225 "2000-10-09T12:46:19Z")
:: DW is mesmerized by the sultry flick of the Kitty tail :: :: checks the closet :: Toothpaste? No. Cherries? No. Canola Oil? Hmmmm…maybe…no, not yet. Ah. There they are. Strawberry AND Chocolate Body Mousse. Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/226 "2000-10-09T13:11:43Z")
::the still shirtless kitty innocently padz over to DW and rubs up against him in a truly feline way:: Meow? ::purrs softly begging for attention:: Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/227 "2000-10-09T14:30:02Z")
:: DW is honored to be marked as personal territory, and is wallowing in Kitty essence :: Don’t stop. I like. rrrrrrrrrrrwwwowlllll :: The super-developed olfactory system is sending the wolf into Hyperdrive :: :: He directs his attentions to Kitty’s supple… :: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/228 "2000-10-09T15:18:07Z")
OK - Euty, can we get a doorman so no one under 18 enters this thread… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/229 "2000-10-09T15:36:50Z")
But that would leave me alone with me & a frustrated DW…what is a girl to do? ::flutters eyelashes whilst attempting to look innocent:: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/230 "2000-10-09T15:38:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*But that would leave me alone with me & a frustrated DW…what is a girl to do? ::flutters eyelashes whilst attempting to look innocent:: \*\* that should be: But that would leave me alone with you (ie lurkernomore) & a frustrated DW…what is a girl to do? ::flutters eyelashes whilst attempting to look innocent:: D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/231 "2000-10-09T15:58:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > > \*\*But that would leave me alone with me & a frustrated DW…what is a girl to do? ::flutters eyelashes whilst attempting to look innocent:: \*\* > > that should be: > > But that would leave me alone with you (ie lurkernomore) & a frustrated DW…what is a girl to do? ::flutters eyelashes whilst attempting to look innocent:: > > D’oh! \*\* ``` Hey, FPK is with DW, and as long as you're over 18, you can come in...consenting adults and all that... ``` ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/232 "2000-10-09T16:22:53Z")
According to FPK in another thread, she’s 15…jailbait! jailbait! But until we get to watch DW being arrested & dragged away, how shall we keep ourselves busy lurker? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/233 "2000-10-09T16:26:18Z")
well, I’m just going to pull up a pillow and wait for the cops…want to wait? : pats pillow and smiles: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/234 "2000-10-09T16:45:21Z")
is this a pillow fight ambush, or do you genuinely want to share a pillow? ::hides pillow behind back, just in case, whilst checking she has her toothbrush:: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/235 "2000-10-09T17:25:54Z")
_walks in with pillows and rain gear on_ Hey! How’s everybody? Have a good weeken… _looks at DW and FKP in one corner, and lurker and fierra in another; quickly steps out_ Woops. Looks like this has evolved at little since last week. Don’t mind me… _whistling as she shuts the door behind herself_ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/236 "2000-10-09T17:46:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*is this a pillow fight ambush, or do you genuinely want to share a pillow? ::hides pillow behind back, just in case, whilst checking she has her toothbrush:: \*\* Hey, look - nothing up my sleeve…well, maybe a little something I swiped from Euty’s party - this scotch is apparently older than FPK… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/237 "2000-10-09T18:07:46Z")
Watch out, lurker. fierra plays hard to get. She gets away with it 'cuz she’s cute. :: fierra just sits and smiles :: :: DW hits lurker with a pillow just for the hell of it :: Hi struuter! Always a lovely presence you are. Where ya going? Come back! BTW, I’ve been wondering. Is it pronounced like “strutter” or like “strooter”??? These things are important. You never know when someone may need to rhyme something. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/238 "2000-10-09T18:29:36Z")
I hope it’s strooter, because that’s how I’ve been reading it. Hard to get? Moi? It’s not my fault you went strolling off after the first pussy, um, kitty, that came along…after all the fur detangling I did for you ::sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/239 "2000-10-09T18:41:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*I hope it’s strooter, because that’s how I’ve been reading it. > > \*\* It’s taken from ‘Time Bandits.’ The bandit with glasses–is called Struuter. In the film it’s pronounced ‘strutter,’ and I think it’s misspelled on purpose as a joke about how intelligent these guys are. You are my friends. You can pronounce it however you like. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/240 "2000-10-09T18:50:02Z")
Gee, DW, didn’t you ever hear nothing worth having comes that easily? …was it a fox in the fable of the grapes out of reach or a wolf? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=13)