# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/241 "2000-10-09T19:35:16Z")
I think it might have been a wolf picking grapes that weren’t quite ripe yet. I’m sorry, fierra, I thought you were mad at me from some bygone thread. And after all you did for me when I was such a ragged wolf, all covered with thread slime. :: DW hangs his head, and kicks the dirt. Can’t even muster up irresistable puppy eyes :: It was dark, and we were drunk, but I did check her teeth. It’s so hard to tell with Kittys. Wait a minute. Was that 15 in cat years?!?!? That’s even worse! Kitty? Are these allegations true? Do you got some 'splaining to do? You better not tell me you’re a kitten, or else I’ll be in the cell next to TN\*Hippie!!! Please tell me you’re a grown-up Kitty. I was having such fun. At least I didn’t break open the body mousse - yet. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/242 "2000-10-09T21:18:31Z")
DW, There’s a fable (Aesop?) about a fox who keeps jumping for some grapes on the wine, but he can’t quite reach them. He then concludes “Ah, they’re probably sour, anyway.” Supposed to reflect on Fierra’s hard-to-get. Guess I went too Dennis Miller there… COuld be worse. I shot FPK in the gunfight thread… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/243 "2000-10-09T22:00:16Z")
Well, _I_ understood it lurker. Anyway, it’s no more nor less illegal to kill a child than it is an adult - you’ll just have a harder time persuading the jury to go easy on you at verdict/sentence recommendation time… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/244 "2000-10-09T22:30:51Z")
lurker, don’t ever go Dennis Miller again. It’s bad enough I have to listen to him yammer on MNF. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/245 "2000-10-09T22:37:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*Well, _I_ understood it lurker. Anyway, it’s no more nor less illegal to kill a child than it is an adult - you’ll just have a harder time persuading the jury to go easy on you at verdict/sentence recommendation time… \*\* Not much gets by you, Fierra… It’s hard to find a cyberbody, and it was a fair duel. Weird thread that was, second ropund should be posted soon. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/246 "2000-10-10T00:36:56Z")
::purrs gently going into full kitty mode and weaving between DW’s legs rubbing against him gently teasing him with her tail:: I’m how ever old you’d like me to be, darling. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/247 "2000-10-10T01:43:33Z")
::leans over and whispers to Fierra:: “Does DW back off, or is he the next sweetheart of cellblock 6?” ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/248 "2000-10-10T01:52:31Z")
::gives a half hearted hiss at lurker:: It’s not illegal unless you get caught lurker. Are you willing to turn in DW? I think not. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/249 "2000-10-10T02:30:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*::gives a half hearted hiss at lurker:: > It’s not illegal unless you get caught lurker. Are you willing to turn in DW? I think not. > > Kitty \*\* Who, me? When I can get this on tape? Fierra, can you set the lights? I’ll do the camera… Gee, for a pillow fight, this is really getting to be pillow talk… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/250 "2000-10-10T02:37:01Z")
_poses for the camera with a cute little grin then places a soft kiss on DW’s nose_ Where did you leave that body mousse, darling? P\* Kitty ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/251 "2000-10-10T03:35:08Z")
::Runs into struuter:: Hello, love. How ya’ been? I thought this was a pillow fight as well… You wanna start our own? ::smacks struuter with a down pillow:: woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/252 "2000-10-10T03:41:52Z")
:eek: ☹ 😕 🙂 😉 :p:p:p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/253 "2000-10-10T03:45:38Z")
_buries her face in DW’s fur, growing terrified of Chris_ _in a little voice_ help? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/254 "2000-10-10T03:48:41Z")
Hey, baby. There’s nothin to fear here. I’m a lover, not a fighter. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/255 "2000-10-10T03:52:20Z")
Meow? _looks from Chris to DW with a playful little smile on her feline face_ A lover you say? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/256 "2000-10-10T04:01:07Z")
Sir. Step away from the Kitty or I shall become rabid. 😃 (that’s the closest I could get to a frothing smiley) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/257 "2000-10-10T04:03:34Z")
_meows softly and runs up against DW with a soft purr_ But darling, if you want him to step away can’t you take a step closer while we’re at it? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/258 "2000-10-10T04:13:56Z")
This Kenobe has a Jedi Spanking Machine. Stand behind me, Kitty, while I think about how to flabby-disarm him. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/259 "2000-10-10T04:16:05Z")
_cowers in fear behind DW meowing pitifully_ Help! Kitty ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/260 "2000-10-10T06:11:39Z")
No need for that now. I would never mess with a Dire Wolf anyway, just checkin’ out the action. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=14)