# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/21 "2000-09-26T20:22:49Z")
::hits SILENT-BOB in the back of the head with her pillow:: ::giggles:: ::runs after Falcon:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/22 "2000-09-26T20:24:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\*Struuter, > > > > Good news: It says the consumer may remove the ticket. > > > > Bad news: That means you must consume the pillow. Bon appetit. \*\* > > _gulp_ Oooohhhh-kay. > _repeats to self_ It’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow…wait a minute! > _smacks lurkernomore with pillow_ I’ll split it with you. 😃 \*\* Hmm…time to change weaponry a tad…::Snick:: takes out knife, cuts slit in…PILLOW!!! Hits Struuter and the snow storm of feathers begins! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/23 "2000-09-26T20:26:20Z")
:::::with his impressive tool, SouthernStyle whacks his way into the fray::::::😃 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/24 "2000-09-26T20:31:41Z")
Okay, lurker. Playing dirty, huh? Where is that tar when I need it? 😃 _ducks amid shower of feathers, pulls lurker’s pants down_ heehee… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/25 "2000-09-26T20:46:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Okay, lurker. Playing dirty, huh? Where is that tar when I need it? 😃 > > _ducks amid shower of feathers, pulls lurker’s pants down_ heehee… \*\* Uh oh - the strumpet unveiled my trumpet!!! I am not ashamed! ``` Anybody have one of those squeezable bottles of grape jelly? They'd make the feathers stick nicely... ``` ::winding up pillow::: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/26 "2000-09-26T20:56:22Z")
Holy smokes, lurk! It’s going to take more than some jelly and feathers to cover THAT. Nice rhyme, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/27 "2000-09-26T21:19:00Z")
_whacks struuter and lurkernomore with her pillow before she has to leave_ You are corrupting my innocent mind! _double checks that her mind isn’t in the gutter right now_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/28 "2000-09-26T21:25:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TopazAntares \* > \*\*_whacks struuter and lurkernomore with her pillow before she has to leave_ You are corrupting my innocent mind! _double checks that her mind isn’t in the gutter right now_ \*\* Hardy-har-har. Any excuse to hit somebody with a pillow. I see how you are. 🙂 This is not corrupting. This is innocent fun. Now that pillow that Southern has is FAR worse… ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/29 "2000-09-26T21:36:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*Struuter, > > Good news: It says the consumer may remove the ticket. > > Bad news: That means you must consume the pillow. Bon appetit. \*\* WOW!! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!!! In gratitude, I will thump you repeatedly about the head & shoulders with my silver space pillow! _thud_ _thud_ _thud_ “And when I woke up, my pillow was gone!” ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/30 "2000-09-26T22:00:43Z")
Can I play with the penis pillow? I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with those things, they are just amusing. Hey, why are you guys looking at me like that? ::Slowly backing out the door:: Hehe, the heck with it. ::Starts swinging penis pillow at random people:: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/31 "2000-09-26T22:01:56Z")
Oops, someone already mentioned the penis pillow. Sowwy. ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/32 "2000-09-26T22:16:31Z")
Slowly, Gomez gets to his feet, after clearing his head he realises he’ll have to pull a couple of dirty tricks to survive. Taking his pillow case he stuffs it full of sponges then drops it in the bath. After a few moments the waterlogged pillows and sponges are rock hard. Laughing like a crazy demon he comes in swinging. ---
**Author:** ![Harris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Harris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harris)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/33 "2000-09-26T22:20:26Z")
Only to be knocked out by me. Harris in a hit 'n run attack with a big goose feathered extra thick pillow. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/34 "2000-09-26T22:47:35Z")
…I am standing with my pants in the Clinton position, being beaten by pillows wielded by Struuter, TopazAntares and Stella\*Fantasia. Pretty good day, huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/35 "2000-09-26T23:10:48Z")
Any excuse is better then no excuse! Isn’t it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/36 "2000-09-27T00:25:58Z")
Go Harris! Whooo! If he’d have carried on like that after the health warning, we’d have had the beaurocrats in for sure checking the fight was being conducted properly…ever tried to have a pillow fight when the pillow was made of red tape! Now, where was I? Ah yes… Stalks silo & pounces, swinging pillow ferociously! A hit! A palpable hit! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/37 "2000-09-27T01:04:34Z")
::rushes fierra, pillow in hand:: ::WHAP!:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/38 "2000-09-27T01:41:09Z")
:Swats Silver Fire with a silver space pillow: _thump_ Hey, just seemed appropriate somehow…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/39 "2000-09-27T02:07:31Z")
::Mutters mystic incantations:: Millions of pillows appear from nowhere, thoroughly demolishing all other pillow fighters. ::Cackles with glee, softly but suddenly vanishes away:: ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/40 "2000-09-27T03:25:32Z")
:Takes “penis pillow” from hypergirl: :Throws it into ceiling fan: \ [Hmmph! everyone’s covered in all this fluffy white stuff] :Silo jumps on the bed to get a fresh pillow: :So who wants to go one on one??: Silo looks over at fierra, hmmmmmmm???..\ 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=3)