# The SD Pillow Fight!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/41 "2000-09-27T03:38:05Z")

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…hmm…let’s up the ante a bit…

::grunt::

…tosses beanbag chair at Stella\*Fantasia

(well, it’s kinda like a pillow…)

“Did you get that pillow in a bottle of Tang?”

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/42 "2000-09-27T03:57:04Z")

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Can I play? In my pjs?

\<beats lurker soundly and skips off\>

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**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/43 "2000-09-27T04:02:31Z")

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struuter:  
Dammit, boy, you’ve had this one coming for a long time!

:uppercuts struuter to the face with twin-sized matteress:

Silo: this is for the grotesque mutilation of an innocent penis!

:5 goons bearing padded whiffle-bats strike at Silo’s kneecaps:

lurkernomore:I like your spunk

:drops large corduroy “husband” from 15 foot ladder on to lurkernomore’s head:

Mwahahahahahahahmmmmmmmmffffff!!!  
bastards!

flup below the belt

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/44 "2000-09-27T04:03:31Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Can I play? In my pjs?
> 
> \<beats lurker soundly and skips off\> \*\*

I’ll get you for that !!!

::Chasing Medea’s child:::

oops - pants still at half mast - ::trip::

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::splat::
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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/45 "2000-09-27T04:37:19Z")

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\<grins delightedly at lurker\>

\<swats him another one while the timing works\>

\<runs off giggling\>  
Thanks guys, I needed the hilarity.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/46 "2000-09-27T05:11:53Z")

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_pad in wearing her puppy dog and snowflake PJs dragging her “blanky” behind her and hugging a fllufy pink pillow_

_perks up_ pillow fight?

_swats at Medea’s Child with pink fluff pillow_

_throws leopard print pillows at various dopers_  
Kitty

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/47 "2000-09-27T10:35:16Z")

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::takes advantage of silo’s momentary distraction by all the fluffy whitestuff to grab a second pillow, swings each pillow at Silo’s head::  
_double-thwap_  
hey, who let those blue birds in? They seem to be circling Silo…hey, Silo’s on the floor!  
::ducks::  
Silver fire! ::throws pillow at Silver, pillow explodes on impact::  
_spits feather_ OK, who bought the exploding pillows?

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/48 "2000-09-27T12:33:41Z")

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:: Dire Wolf steps into doorway, looks around ::

:: shakes head in disbelief at sight of so much pillow stuffing ::

Hey you kids! Who’s gonna clean this mess up?

:: a barrage of pillows flies his way ::

:: d&r ::

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/49 "2000-09-27T13:04:44Z")

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Yeah, DW - run away with your tail between your legs!!!

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/50 "2000-09-27T13:07:30Z")

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and vanilla runs in from the side, throwing her large pillow right at stuuter!  
Its filled with marshmallows!  
Poof!  
everyone falls to the floor to grab the marshmallows…

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/51 "2000-09-27T13:08:05Z")

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hey, lurker, I’d be surprised if he kept it anywhere else!

I can always lower the tone even in a pillow fight…  
_whoomp!_

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/52 "2000-09-27T13:16:38Z")

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\<looks indignant\>  
Pink! A pink pillow, ohhhh FPK…

\<tears after FPK with her king sized green pillow\>

\<pauses to get lurker once more\>

\<decides to bludgeon Dire Wolf while she’s at it\>

\<having lost sight of FPK returns to abusing lurker\>

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/53 "2000-09-27T13:26:49Z")

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::throws handful of Vanilla’s marshmallows underhand over Medea’s child’s head::

when she looks up - BELLY SHOT WITH THE PILLOW!!

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/54 "2000-09-27T13:40:30Z")

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_oomf_

Oh, you will pay for that one, my dear.

\<throws a flurry of beanie kitties at lurker, following with her own ballistic pillow\>

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/55 "2000-09-27T13:51:37Z")

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_takes a moment to stuff a marshmallow in her mouth before winding up with her heavy feather pillow, aiming at flup, vanilla, lurker and topaz_

Mo-kgay woo gduyz! Dthids beads wah!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/56 "2000-09-27T14:14:42Z")

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hmm… Medea’s Child, what do you say we have a temporary alliance and give this 1000 post party person 1000  
pillow hits??

GET STRUUTER!!!

::THWAP::

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/57 "2000-09-27T14:15:05Z")

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::DW finds a pillow, whacks lurker upside the head::  
Hey! That wasn’t my tail!!

::stands in center of room with long rope tied to a pillow::

Look everyone! It’s Cecil!

::grabs end of rope and spins around::

HA! The old pillow vortex trick!

::everyone is stunned::  
::DW stands triumphantly, then slips on a beanie kitty::

Ooofff! THUD!

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/58 "2000-09-27T14:17:01Z")

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goddamn smilies!

:: (space) whacks smilie with a pillow (space) ::

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/59 "2000-09-27T14:26:46Z")

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Lurker, I think I would rather team up with her to get you.

Careful with those kitties, Dire Wolf, I love those things.

\<Beats lurker aross his unguarded back\>

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/60 "2000-09-27T14:35:40Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Lurker, I think I would rather team up with her to get you.
> 
> Careful with those kitties, Dire Wolf, I love those things.
> 
> \<Beats lurker aross his unguarded back\> \*\*

Hmm, time for a diversion…

MC, DW was saying he loves those kitties too - WITH MUSTARD!!!

( this pillow fight is about as much fun as you can have with your clothes on - or half of them, anyway)

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