# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/61 "2000-09-27T14:41:33Z")
\ MWAHAHAHAHAHA! _with mustard indeed_ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/62 "2000-09-27T14:48:08Z")
MMMPPHHH!!! whatta way to go… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/63 "2000-09-27T14:52:21Z")
lurker, you are in NO position to be starting attacks on anyone. That’s very impressive, BTW. 🙂 _saunters up to lurker, puts her hands on his shoulders and…pushes him back into a bean bag chair_ You better pull up your pants now, or somebody’s going to mistake that for one of Southern’s pillows… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/64 "2000-09-27T15:08:58Z")
Hey – that wasn’t one of MY pillows! I just seemed like a suitable weapon around here. 😉 * * * Never Rassle With a Pig. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/65 "2000-09-27T15:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SouthernStyle \* > \*\*Hey – that wasn’t one of MY pillows! > > I just seemed like a suitable weapon around here. 😉 > > \*\* Likely story. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/66 "2000-09-27T15:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*lurker, you are in NO position to be starting attacks on anyone. That’s very impressive, BTW. 🙂 _saunters up to lurker, puts her hands on his shoulders and…pushes him back into a bean bag chair_ You better pull up your pants now, or somebody’s going to mistake that for one of Southern’s pillows… 😉 \*\* Ok, I know when I’m beaten, at least temporarily. ::pull:: I have one lap, no waiting… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/67 "2000-09-27T15:33:38Z")
OOPS - That was supposed be to the word pull, not a smilie… ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/68 "2000-09-27T15:35:31Z")
Alright dammit, that’s it, no more mr nice guy: :flup lets loose with an unholy barrage of beanie babies (is there any other kind?): struuter, lurker, DW: \ flup’s whiffle-goons: “Dear God NO!!!” “You’ve crossd the line now, Boss!!” :whiffle-goons turn on flup, beating him senseless: Ow, Dammit! My kneecaps! Waaahhggghh!!! :chokes on sudden mouthful of mini-mallows: Damn you vanilla. When I can walk again you’re going DOWN! (Silent Bob’s been oddly…silent… throughout this whole thing too. flup wonders…) –holy FLUP this is fun!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/69 "2000-09-27T15:45:11Z")
_runs in during English class and twaps struuter with her pillow after grabbing a bunch of marshmallows and shoving them in her mouth_ _Ohh ffoor foodh!_ _runs out again to head to Physics_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/70 "2000-09-27T15:48:52Z")
_sits on floor, brushing her hair from her face_ Jeez, flup. What did I ever do to you? I didn’t even say anything when you thought I was a guy. 😃 And here I was going to investigate this ‘no waiting’ thing with lurker. _sigh_ OUCH! _sits forward, discovering a beanie kitty under her seat_ Those little buggers hurt. Here, flup. _tosses kitty to him_ It’s a little flat, but still cute. You’re not the one who likes these with mustard, are you? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/71 "2000-09-27T15:52:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TopazAntares \* > \*\*_runs in during English class and twaps struuter with her pillow after grabbing a bunch of marshmallows and shoving them in her mouth_ _Ohh ffoor foodh!_ _runs out again to head to Physics_ \*\* Listen young lady! That wasn’t fair. Thwapping a girl when she’s down. I’ll expect you to conjugate this list of verbs when you get back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/72 "2000-09-27T16:07:01Z")
sorry struuter, but I was carrying a twin mattress. I couldn’t see you very well… (sorry about the attacks but this IS a pillowfight) Well, my foot certainly is tasty… WHAP! Here you go vanilla! (oops, almost let my guard down… better pick another thread for my emotional vulnerability) flup all over the damn place ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/73 "2000-09-27T16:07:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*_sits on floor, brushing her hair from her face_ Jeez, flup. What did I ever do to you? I didn’t even say anything when you thought I was a guy. 😃 > > And here I was going to investigate this ‘no waiting’ thing with lurker. _sigh_ > > \*\* Gonna remember this, flup…:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/74 "2000-09-27T16:08:15Z")
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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/75 "2000-09-27T16:51:44Z")
flup, a twin mattress is just too unwieldy. You need to swing a futon…LIKE THIS! **whump** :: flup has flopped :: (that was for you, lurker 🙂 ) :: DW throws Benzeneie Babies at MC in Chem Lab :: :: laughs so hard that mini marshmallows come out of his nose :: struut, I’ll eat that beanie with mustard. It’s no knish, but it will have to do for now. :: DW spots a box, opens it up :: HEY! Silly String!!! Fssshhhhhhht! Fssssshhhhhhhhhht! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/76 "2000-09-27T16:58:33Z")
Hey, Dire. That gives new meaning to the term ‘string bikini.’ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/77 "2000-09-27T18:51:16Z")
\*\*::Silo goes outside to find an 18-wheeler loaded with beer and pillows!!:: ::Silo goes inside and starts drinking beer…:p::\*\* ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/78 "2000-09-27T19:05:32Z")
Let’s see… drunk people + pillows + silly string = camera ops. Why, oh why did I leave mine at home? ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/79 "2000-09-27T19:23:38Z")
lurker, a BEANBAG CHAIR? So you want to fight dirty, huh… :severely wedgifies lurker: If you didn’t want me to do that, you should have put your pants back on. & no, the silver space pillow didn’t come from a bottle of Tang. I am from outer space, remember? It’s my own pillow from home (the ninth moon of Aldebaran 7)… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/80 "2000-09-27T19:59:23Z")
:: DW hangs with Silo and gets sloshed :: Hey, Silo - there’s way more beer in this trailer than any of us could ever drink. You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’??? **KIDDIE POOL!!!** OK, now we’ve got pillows, silly string, and a kiddie pool full of beer! Whoo-hoo! :: DW takes jumbo pillow case, cuts hole in top and 2 arm holes in the sides:: :: takes off remaining clothing, puts on pillow case :: Toga, Toga, Toga…! 😛 Where’s that mustard? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=5)