# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/81 "2000-09-27T21:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Stella_Fantasia \* > \*\*lurker, a BEANBAG CHAIR? > > So you want to fight dirty, huh… > > :severely wedgifies lurker: > > If you didn’t want me to do that, you should have put your pants back on. & no, the silver space pillow didn’t come from a bottle of Tang. I am from outer space, remember? It’s my own pillow from home (the ninth moon of Aldebaran 7)… \*\* ``` Did pull them up - that's when I made an accidental smiley ``` > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > quote: > > ``` > Originally posted by struuter > lurker, you are in NO position to be starting attacks > on anyone. That's very impressive, BTW. > *saunters up to lurker, puts her hands on his > shoulders and...pushes him back into a bean bag > chair* You better pull up your pants now, or > somebody's going to mistake that for one of > Southern's pillows... > > Ok, I know when I'm beaten, at least temporarily. ::pull:: I have one > lap, no waiting.... > > ``` > > \*\* You didn’t think Struuter was considering my lap when I wasn’t wearing pants, did you? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Struuter \* > \*\* > And here I was going to investigate this ‘no waiting’ thing with lurker. > _sigh_ > > \*\* Major miracle if I didn’t screw up at least 6 VB tags. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/82 "2000-09-27T21:37:07Z")
lurk, I’d sit on your lap anytime. And you know it. 😉 (time for me to scoot–can I resume this tomorrow? Don’t forget where we were, okay?) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/83 "2000-09-27T21:55:13Z")
Conjugate verbs struuter? I just have two questions… What’s a verb? And how do you conjugate it? hmm _picks the next person to hit and grinning wickedly twaps Medea’s Child_ ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/84 "2000-09-27T22:04:02Z")
_drags her tired, beaten spirit back from Chem Lab only to be hit by Topaz._ _sighs for a moment and the looks down, noticing that her back pack has turned back into a big, fluffy pillow_ _her eyes light up happily and she returns the blow from Topaz_ Missed you guys, Chem sucked. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/85 "2000-09-27T23:35:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*lurk, I’d sit on your lap anytime. > > And you know it. 😉 > (time for me to scoot–can I resume this tomorrow? Don’t forget where we were, okay?) 🙂 \*\* Who could POSSIBLY forget you, Struuter? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/86 "2000-09-28T03:04:27Z")
_gets whacked with Medea’s pillow and sputters out feathers_ Glad I’m not in chem though physics can be boring at times… today we had a fire drill though! So we missed about most of class. _runs around twapping people with her pillow randomly_ ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/87 "2000-09-28T03:22:25Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by struuter \* \*\*lurk, I’d sit on your lap anytime. And you know it. 😉 Damn dude. I don’t think you have any reason to stay mad now, do you. I hope not, otherwise I’m going out to play with silo… Dire Wolf, your hour is at hand. Ooooooooooooooh you wascawwy wabbit! You just wait… :offers struuter a Peace Pie (bananna cream) and his own face: I deserve this. Splut me! Then we be friends, yes? FLUP! (sound of bed sham to medea’s back) wahoowahoowahoowahoowahoowahoowahoo! This is the coolest thread ever. –flup till dawn… ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/88 "2000-09-28T03:24:09Z")
well-intended, of course, medea 😉 flup again till it hurts ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/89 "2000-09-28T03:37:30Z")
_grins wandering back in after a looooong day at school_ Poor Medea, school can be harsh. _a barage of animal print pillows fall on medea and flup_ _ducks and runs_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/90 "2000-09-28T13:11:15Z")
_takes banana creme pie from flup, eyes him suspiciously, then sticks a finger in the pie and tastes it_ Mmmmm. Too good to throw on you. I can’t do it. But I’ll share it with you? Friends? Please, just keep your coma-inducing mattress away from me, okay? 🙂 Now, where’s lurker? Lurking, no doubt… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/91 "2000-09-28T13:22:35Z")
vanilla, running in again, smushes the pie into stuuter’s face! HAHAHAHAHA running offf now… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/92 "2000-09-28T13:45:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\* > > Now, where’s lurker? Lurking, no doubt… \*\* Yes, I’m in StealthNinjaPillowfight mode… I’M BAAAACK!!! ::throws pillow at Medea:: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/93 "2000-09-28T14:17:47Z")
:: reappearsbehind lurker :: Ah-hah! The perfect opportunity to use my ninja detiecting, self guiding pillow! :: whap! boom! lurker falls to floor ina cloud of beanies and feathers :: Struut? Anymore pie going? I brought my own spoon… ::Ducks:: DW, shake that beer off outside! You got beer on struuter & she’ll have to get naked again to dry off! Bad DW, Bad! How much did you say lurk paid you to do that? :: Ducks flying pillow & go into amazon pillow whirl!! :: Surveys comatose room smugly & rescues the pie… yum! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/94 "2000-09-28T14:27:19Z")
_begins wiping beer/pie mixture off her face, realizes she is only spreading it around and adding loose feathers to it; goes to bean bag chair and sits down, defeated_ I look like someone threw up on me and then beat the shit outta me with a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/95 "2000-09-28T14:31:28Z")
picks up other bean bag chair in the room, tries mightily to throw it at stuuter, woops, it falls back on me! Somebody get me a pie… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/96 "2000-09-28T14:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*_begins wiping beer/pie mixture off her face, realizes she is only spreading it around and adding loose feathers to it; goes to bean bag chair and sits down, defeated_ > > I look like someone threw up on me and then beat the shit outta me with a chicken. \*\* ``` Is that the voice of experience?? Is someone throwing up on you and beating you with a chicken a common occurance? Well, at least they defrosted it.... ``` DW, here’s that steak…New York Strip, right? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/97 "2000-09-28T14:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*picks up other bean bag chair in the room, tries mightily to throw it at stuuter, woops, it falls back on me! > Somebody get me a pie… \*\* _gets up, trying not to slip on feathers, beer and pie on the floor, goes to bean bag chair with legs protruding from beneath it, lifts it off vanilla_ You okay? Bean bag chairs are too unweildy. _hands her a pillow_ Here. This oughta work. _closes eyes and waits for hit_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/98 "2000-09-28T15:11:58Z")
flup, old buddy, pal 'o mine, heh heh…uhhhh, what are you doing with that box spring? No, no, really, I didn’t mean to…AHHHHH! :: DW runs across room, hides behind fierra :: _hmmmm, nice view!_ struuter, you’re a mess! You’ve been pied and feathered, and you smell like a tavern. Oddly enough, I find that attractive. :: takes the big stuffed Goofy won at the carnival and hurls it at FPK :: :: quietly tapes “Pie Me” sign to lurker’s back :: Whew! I’m tired. I think I’ll just flop on this bean bag chair and…WTF? What’s this lump? I smell :sniff: \*vanilla???[/i} ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/99 "2000-09-28T15:18:22Z")
Look everybody! I have a special sloppy pie reserved just for shitty network connections! Guess I didn’t see vanilla get saved from the chair. Or lurker’s offering! _Wow, am I gonna get pummeled or what?_ ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/100 "2000-09-28T15:22:32Z")
if you’re gonna get pummeled, DW, you can get out from behind me & take it like a, um, carnivore! _Fierra ducks & hides behind large heap of bean bags that have mysteriously appeared!_ Oh, look! Pie! Hey, how did struuter & vanilla get here that quick?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=6)