# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/101 "2000-09-28T15:51:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\* > _Wow, am I gonna get pummeled or what?_ \*\* Well, it ain’t gonna be the “or what”… ::spikes DW’s steak surreptitiously with Great Bowels of Fire hot sauce:: Catch! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/102 "2000-09-28T17:32:18Z")
Way to go, lurker! You rolled it over to page 3! You’ll have to do better than that in the hot sauce dept. I zest up my wolf chow with Joe’s Hell Sauce XXXX (yes, it’s graded by Xs) Thanks for lunch, though. :: chomp, smack, mmmm :: Now where’s my inflatable bat? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/103 "2000-09-28T17:41:35Z")
_sits next to Dire Wolf, towel-drying her hair_ Think I’m safe here for a few minutes? I just got out of the shower and man, do I feel better. Of course, it’s just a matter of time til I get it with another pie. But a girl can hope. Hey, what’s this stuff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOT! HOT! _fanning tongue madly_ help? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/104 "2000-09-28T18:06:16Z")
Medea, see? A practical application of chemical principles… As the rule of thumb is like dissolves like, and theoils in the sauce contain the chemical irritants, an organic solvent is called for. An aqueous solution of ethanol would suffice. "Struuter, a beer will make you feel much better. Scientifically recommended. " hands Struuter a beer, and, so she doesn’t feel guilty for drinking alone, joins her. The things we put ourselves thru in the name of altruism… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/105 "2000-09-28T18:20:59Z")
lurk, your kindness is mind-boggling. 🙂 _takes a big drink and a deep breath_ Oh, now that is MUCH better. But don’t let me keep you. If lounging and drinking doesn’t sound good to you, don’t let me keep you. But you are sweet to think of me. {{smooch}} ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/106 "2000-09-28T18:50:36Z")
No, Stuuter, I shouldn’t leave a job unfinished - or a beer, either…I’m comfortable right where I am… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/107 "2000-09-28T18:50:47Z")
Mmm…good point lurker. For that you get a sound beating with my pillow. (Its meant affectionatly, I swear.) As for you flup! Wait, we can use inflatables? _picks up her neon pink inflatable armchair and bounces it off flup’s head_ Wee! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/108 "2000-09-28T19:02:59Z")
oh, no - Medea just went wee - who’s going to clean it up? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/109 "2000-09-28T19:06:13Z")
Let’s see…pie, beer, feathers, hot sauceXXXXX, more beer…I’m outta this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/110 "2000-09-29T06:33:58Z")
Geez you guys! I’m gone for one day and suddenly chaos1 That was a peace pie and you made war with it. Damn you vanilla. Now I have to hang my heaqd in shame and such. I tried to introduce pie amd instead introduced shame and pain… –flup… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/111 "2000-09-29T12:32:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Let’s see…pie, beer, feathers, hot sauceXXXXX, more beer…I’m outta this one. 😃 \*\* Hey, you forgot the silly string! FFFFSSSSSSSSSTTTT! And MC, inflatables are allowed - I have an inflatable bat right here, wanna see??? WHUMP! Har Har ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/112 "2000-09-29T12:52:52Z")
_staring at silly string bra Dire has drawn on her_ Very funny, mad dog. What am I going to do about this? flup, don’t feel bad. I know you meant well. I just haven’t been having such good luck with food lately… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/113 "2000-09-29T23:02:32Z")
well let’s see, struut…it unhooks in the front 😉 [sup]By the way, uh…did I have to use a lot of silly string???[/sup] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/114 "2000-09-30T00:32:02Z")
Silly Wolf, Silly String is for kids… …shoots Medea with whipped cream…(chocolate mousse flavored) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/115 "2000-09-30T03:56:19Z")
_slightly resurrects thread_ _squeakles as she gets hit by the flying goofy then whimpers at Direwolf_ Hey! No Disney! _Throws chocolate mousse pie stuff at DW_ _squeakles and runs to hide behind fierra_ hi Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/116 "2000-09-30T04:26:24Z")
mmm…chocolate whipped cream! I guess I can’t really fault that one lurker. At all. In fact… I can return the favor. _throws the beanie moose at lurker_ _grins wildly and runs off to exact vengance on DireWolf_ ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/117 "2000-09-30T21:29:07Z")
Hey! No fair! Why does _duck_ everyone hide behind me! I’m not that big! I’m going back to the pie heap in the corner - bannoffee anyone? :: OK! Someone stole my spoon! This is war! I was saving the custard pie for a special occasion, but here goes… :: _Splat!_ Hi, DW - do you like custard? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/118 "2000-09-30T23:13:18Z")
:: DW licks chocolate mousse off chops :: Mmmmmm…Thanks, FPK! I likes chocolate! Would you like some of this delicious Haagen Dazs? As the container recommends, it’s been tempered to a smoothe consistency to achieve full flavor bouquet. It also helps it to stick to Kittys when I fling it!!! FWAP! :: ice cream running down FPK’s shirt :: Hope it’s not too c-c-cold! MC, what are you doing with that…that…_what is that, I’m afraid to ask?_ I’ll just hide behind fierra, too. I feel so safe behind you! Plus I can smear whipped cream in your hair without you seeing!!! (Sorry I stole your spoon, I was using it to eat whipped cream off of MC.) ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/119 "2000-10-01T02:14:03Z")
:: grrrrr :: \<-- swears at DW in wolfspeak sprays superglue in DW’s fur & runs away! ice cream, what a good idea! Ah poor DW, feet stuck to floor as well? Now all we need is one of those exploding pillows… [sub] don’t worry I have the solvent to free him right here…but this could be fun for a while. [/sub] more steak, or ice cream or pie or chocolate mousse anyone? ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/120 "2000-10-01T02:46:48Z")
As long as we’re snacking, allow me to introduce a drink of my own invention the Unit Pie: (HISTORY) Named for inventors Zack (Smiley Pie) Ortman and Robert W. (Moon Unit) West (aka “flup”), teh Unit Pie combines the classic sweet flavor of chocolate milk from school days of yore with thge never-let-me-down depressant effects of alcohol. Invented in December 1999 on a particularly depressing night, the Unit Pie (or ‘Up & Up’ as it has also come to be called) has already become classic in many elite sicial circles such as the Angel Soft Command: "the Asses of Democracy; the Ministry of the Deck; the Senate Sub-Committee; and teh Trinamic Trio ( [http://www.tt3.org](http://www.tt3.org) ). 10 oz chocolate milk 1 standard shot 80-proof white rum stirred, not shaken, mixed with a spork Unit Pie anyone? :FLUP!" Cool! My name is also the sound uf vanilla getting hit in the face with a polyester bed pillow. (sorry vanilla. all in good fun!) oy, i hope the carpets in here are not white… some people say that theres’ a woman to blame, but I don’t. it’s my own damn Flup! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=7)