# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/141 "2000-10-02T17:32:40Z")
Actually, I drank the beer, i didn’t drand it. Excuse me. I’m still a little buzzed, OK? And my damn paws hurt from that glue!!! :: limps over to corner, looks up at ceiling. Starts taking notes:: :: climbs ladder with wrench :: Hum, Hum, HmmmHmmHmmmmm, La Da Dee, dee dee dee… Oh, don’t mind me. :: whistling :: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/142 "2000-10-02T22:26:14Z")
:: saunters over to corner, looks up at ladder. Hmmm no one up here, apart from a strange whistling sound. I think I’ll just take this ladder away so that it doesn’t hurt anyone… :: Large collection of pillows round this ladder, I’ll just kick them out of the way first so that I don’t trip…hmm bare floorboards, now I remember why we use this room for the pillow fight, no carpet to damage… Ok, ready, ::rocks ladder back & forth to get balance point :: hmmm, seems to be stuck, I’ll just wiggle it \ a little bit, & hup… what was that thud behind me? ::turns round, ladder end catches a recovering DW on the snout as he tries to stand up :: What? DW? :: turns again the other way to see better, other ladder end raps DW smartly on the backside :: Ooops! DW, what are you doing there?! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/143 "2000-10-02T23:28:33Z")
Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Very funny. fierra, the fourth Stooge! 😃 That ladder really _rung_ my bell. :: walks out, walks back in wearing rain suit :: Glad you’re all here! :: takes out heat gun, points it at sprinkler head :: Guess what? I disconnected the sprinkler system from the water supply and hooked it up to a 500 gallon tank of chocolate syrup. I just know how much you all like chocolate!!! With this heat gun going, I figure in about 3 seconds…two…one SPLURSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH splortle splug SPLURRRSSSHHHHHH :: chocolate syrup rains down on everyone :: Hey fierra, you want 3 Stooges? I got ya 3 Stooges right here! :: pulls out seltzer bottle, starts firing away :: Welcome to my Egg Cream party!!! Whoo Hooooo! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/144 "2000-10-03T00:28:05Z")
Hey, DW, just ust relax and enjoy it. A woman who appreciates 3S-type slapstick is a pearl beyond price… “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants…” ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/145 "2000-10-03T02:28:55Z")
_looks down at herself covered in chocolate syrup and wrinkles her nose_ DW! Do you know how long this is going to take to get out? _licks a fingertip_ It tastes good though, but it’s missing something _douses everyone with whipped cream and tosses cherries all around_ Kitty ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/146 "2000-10-03T03:05:55Z")
…walnuts, that is - want some? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/147 "2000-10-03T03:29:41Z")
almonds for me, please ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/148 "2000-10-03T04:12:24Z")
sure, have some almonds… …hands MC some almonds… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/149 "2000-10-03T04:52:24Z")
Thanks! - hugs lurker, picks up pillows and ambushes him with it\* ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/150 "2000-10-03T10:26:49Z")
Now,we eed something else…I know! :: lobs sprinkles bombs & chocolate flakes and marshmallow bombs at people :: & finally - pillow sized ice cream floats! This gratuitous chocolatey goodness feasting was brought to you courtesy of my 400th post, which I slipped past after waiting for it for ages & having it hijacked by the board… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/151 "2000-10-03T11:43:32Z")
…hits MC back with a pillow… …slips in the whipped cream and chocolate…this stuff isn’t good footing… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/152 "2000-10-03T11:47:24Z")
_slipping herself_ _gives up and sprays lurker with whipped cream_ You gotta try, man. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/153 "2000-10-03T12:39:34Z")
You expect us to pillow fight with all this chocolate syrup around? Have you looked around lately? The stuff is waist dep,we look like something from one of those 'nam films, or maybe wrestling in mud :: lightbulb bursts:: Get yer tickets, get yer tickets here! Roll up, roll up! Women pillow fighting in chocolate! Get yer tickets 'ere… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/154 "2000-10-03T12:40:40Z")
:: looks at calendar, looks around room :: Well, I guess today must be Sundae! :: wallows around like a mental patient in all this tasty stuff :: Whump! Hey!! What do you mean, “Nuts to me?” I get it, trying to dessert this place, huh? :: takes out slingshot and starts firing cherries at lurker an MC :: :: grabs all the marshmallows, sticks them all into one huge marshmallow pillow-glob :: Hey fierra! Happy 400! WHAP! Hah! This stuff is so sticky, I guess you could say we’re bonding! I’m really stuck on you now, fierra! :: ducks chocolate covered pillow barrage from MC and lurker :: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/155 "2000-10-03T12:43:38Z")
Oh, man! Women pillow fighting in chocolate syrup! Say, it’s getting kind of warm in here. Maybe you ladies might want to shed some of those sticky clothes??? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/156 "2000-10-03T13:36:23Z")
_steps in timidly, takes one look at all the chocolate-covered, beer guzzling, cherry-popping, whipped creme-spraying fiends and tries to escape without notice_ _whispers_ Pillow fight in room 127? This is NOT a pillow fight… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/157 "2000-10-03T15:02:41Z")
Not any more. It sure is fun though. _dunks DireWolf_ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/158 "2000-10-03T15:05:14Z")
Hey Struuter - did you notice we removed the inside doorknob? You stuck in the sticky with us… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::grabs paintball gun adapted to shoot cherries and shoots Struuter:: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/159 "2000-10-03T15:18:11Z")
Ouch! ouch! ouch! Hey! _madly waving off volley of cherries_ And I wasn’t going to use this…_brings out seltzer bottle; begins spraying wildly_ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/160 "2000-10-03T15:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Ouch! ouch! ouch! Hey! _madly waving off volley of cherries_ > > And I wasn’t going to use this…_brings out seltzer bottle; begins spraying wildly_ \*\* Struuter, at this point, seltzer only cleans us off… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=9)