# The SD Pillow Fight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640 "2000-09-26T18:21:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/161 "2000-10-03T15:41:09Z")
Cleans you off? You say that like it’s a bad thing… Well, if that’s how you want it…_pulls out super-soaker loaded with chocolate sauce and fires at lurker_ Better? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/162 "2000-10-03T23:58:16Z")
DW, you gave struuter a perfect chance to get naked, and she didn’t…do you think she’s ill, or did someone else post from her pc? Oh well, :: whaps struuter on the back with sticky chocolate pillow! :: whoomp! nope, mask didn’t slip off & it sure looks like struuter, apart from having clothes on that is… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/163 "2000-10-04T00:39:35Z")
Maybe it was an imposter. Either that or struuter only likes clean nudity. struut, turn around. Yep, that’s her alright. MC is right, this hot, sticky, messy stuff is fun! :: ducks cherry bombs :: Hold on… :: sticks mouth in front of chocolate stream :: Ahhh-HIC-hhhhh. I like being gooey. :: starts licking FPKitty :: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/164 "2000-10-04T01:05:38Z")
_is desperatly trying to get her hair out of her face and failing_ _gives up and shakes her head violently, splattering everyone with chocolate syrup_ _mumbles something about hating hair in her face_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/165 "2000-10-04T01:15:36Z")
:: walks over to MC, and gently brushes her hair from her face :: ::sniff sniff:: Mmmm, you smell good, like chocolate. What? What do you mean, why am I being so nice? I’m not up to anything! I’m impressed. You welcomed a newbie with a whipped cream pillow in the face! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/166 "2000-10-04T01:22:12Z")
_smiles at DW_ Having fun? Or would you prefer licking that off me after I take my shirt off? It’s all up to you honey. _runs a figertip over DW’s sundae flavored self and licks it_ Yumm! Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/167 "2000-10-04T01:53:48Z")
_kisses DW’s nose_ Thanks hon. I was hoping the newbie’d drop by. Now step back before you do something I will have to hurt you for. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/168 "2000-10-04T13:41:15Z")
MC, that was a reprehensible act thwapping that newbie… …without linking this thread… ::thwappp!!!:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/169 "2000-10-04T13:50:09Z")
MC, that was a reprehensible act thwapping that newbie… …without linking this thread… ::thwappp!!!:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/170 "2000-10-04T13:54:33Z")
sorry for the double post - link had timed out (no url) - apparently it had posted and was returning…now, if you’ll excuse me, I could use one of those pillows (bad meeting ahead…) ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/171 "2000-10-04T13:59:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*DW, you gave struuter a perfect chance to get naked, and she didn’t…do you think she’s ill, or did someone else post from her pc? > > Oh well, :: whaps struuter on the back with sticky chocolate pillow! :: whoomp! nope, mask didn’t slip off & it sure looks like struuter, apart from having clothes on that is… \*\* ouch. You’ve got a great memory, fierra. It’s too bad that… YOU…MUST…DIE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! _drops super-soaker with chocolate sauce and begins tickling fierra mercilessly, laughing maniacally_ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/172 "2000-10-04T14:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > _smiles at DW_ > Having fun? Or would you prefer licking that off me after I take my shirt off? It’s all up to you honey. Actually, while I was licking, I was also undoing your buttons with my teeth. Here, let me help you get that shirt off. That’s better. Now, I’ve got some warm fudge sauce right here… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/173 "2000-10-04T14:51:07Z")
Bad news Strruter, I’m not ticklish in water, so I doubt I’d be ticklish in chocolate sauce either…however, you’ve given me an idea… Get yer tickets ‘ere, women ticklin’ women in chocolate, get yer tickets here! \ :: grabs pillow, whumps struuter’s chocolate covered ass! Pillow explodes:: Damn, these feathers do stick, don’t they?! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/174 "2000-10-04T15:00:19Z")
Not ticklish, huh? That’s interesting. You know, most people are, in some way or another, sensitive to tickling. I suppose I just assumed that you were among the majority. It’s not really one of those things you can see just by looking at a person, you know? And imagine my surprise to find that you aren’t… _continues rambling until fierra is hypnotized by her voice, pulls out pillow…_ And while you’re clearly not ticklish, I can plainly see that you are sticky…therefore… _thwaps fierra across the front with pillow; busting pillow and splattering feathers over fierra_ Now, I think we should find some unsuspecting victim and give them a biiiiiggggg hug. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/175 "2000-10-04T15:15:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Not ticklish, huh? That’s interesting. You know, most people are, in some way or another, sensitive to tickling. I suppose I just assumed that you were among the majority. It’s not really one of those things you can see just by looking at a person, you know? And imagine my surprise to find that you aren’t… > \*\* I only said that I am not ticklish in water…I’m also only ticklish to certain people anyway. Weird, huh? > [@](#): > > \*\* > _continues rambling until fierra is hypnotized by her voice, pulls out pillow…_ > > And while you’re clearly not ticklish, I can plainly see that you are sticky…therefore… > > _thwaps fierra across the front with pillow; busting pillow and splattering feathers over fierra_ > \*\* I was already covered with feathers from breaking the other one over you - I guess you were too busy tickling to notice! However, we are both even more covered than we were before… > [@](#): > > \*\* > Now, I think we should find some unsuspecting victim and give them a biiiiiggggg hug. What do you think? \*\* Good idea…how about DW & FPK? They look kind of …busy… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/176 "2000-10-04T15:19:43Z")
Heh, heh, heh. I like the way you think…wait! We need something more. How about caramel sauce? I just ‘happen’ to have a bucket here. You like? Whoa. Look at the two of them…maybe what we really need is a hose…? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/177 "2000-10-04T16:28:16Z")
My vote is for hose. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/178 "2000-10-04T16:34:28Z")
Somebody check my pulse, for I have surely died and gone to heaven. Licking Miss Kitty while watching fierra and struuter in a cocoa-induced tickling fight… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/179 "2000-10-04T16:40:51Z")
_shakes head_ Yep. We need the hose. DW needs some cooling off. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640/180 "2000-10-04T20:19:59Z")
gee, when I saw Struuter and Fierra, I was voting for the camcorder… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-pillow-fight/34640.md?page=10)