# The SDBM "One Trick Pony" Chowder and Marching Society: The Englebert Incident!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 19, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494 "2002-04-19T11:45:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/1 "2002-04-19T11:45:46Z")
Another chapter in the continuing SDBM “One Trick Pony” Chowder and Marching Society saga:
Sweet Willy: …and so, I conclude that
Everyone else (in unison): …Jews suck :rolleyes:
Father John: Yes Willy. Father John _knows_ you think Jews suck. Even Father John is _sick_ of hearing how much you hate Jews.
Sweet Willy: Did I mention that Jews _made_ the Nazis hate them?
K-K: Yes! YEs! WE GET IT!!
Sweet Willy: Because I have some theories on Jews…
\< Before KK can strangle Willy, there’s a timid knock on the door. Deeward sticks his head inside \>
Deeward: Hi. I’m disgusted by the fact that everyone doesn’t love Englebert Humperdink. Is this where one of the twenty-seven _billion_ Englebert Humperdink fan clubs meets?
KK: No, but c’mon in anyway, Big Fella. Would you like to get a blow-job?
Deeward: What?!
KK (thinking quickly): Englebert Humperdink wants you to get a blow-job!
Deeward: What? He does? Oh. Ok!
(He begins to unzip his pants)
Jack Dean Tyler: Hey, KK: find out if he’s circumcized.
Deeward (rapidly rezips): What?
Sweet Willy (muttering): What kind of a name is Humperdink anyway? It sounds Jewish.
Father John: So tell Father John about this Englebert fella. Does he drive an SUV?
Deeward: I…don’t know. But he has the largest fan club in the world.
KK: Really? I’d _love_ to see his “fan club”. Especially if it’s so large.
Jack Dean Tyler: His “fan club” probably isn’t circumcised if it’s so large. Circumcision takes at least 4 inches off the penis!
Deeward: Yo…you’re listening to me? And you’re not using four letter words?
Sweet Willy: As long as you’re not a Jew (did you know that Jews suck?), I’ll be happy to hear what you have to say!
Deeward: I love Englebert! His name is like…like…well, say it loud and there’s music playing. Say it soft and it’s almost like praying: Englebert Humperdink! Did you know that some people claim that Englebert is unattractive? I think they’re just jealous, since he’s a stud-muffin! He has a lot of female fans. And not just old yukky ones either.
KK: Does he like getting blow-jobs from his fans?
Deeward: “Blow” and “Jobs” are four letter words. They make Englebert cry.
KK (thinking fast again): Um…“oral” no. Hmmm…Does he like “mouth-penis sex?”
Deeward: I bet he does!
(Fade out)
Fenris, who risked life and limb to get these transcripts!
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/2 "2002-04-19T11:54:36Z")
Heheheheh.
Your bravery inspires us all.
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### Author:  [@Cherry\_Blossom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry_Blossom)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/3 "2002-04-19T12:07:30Z")
**Fenris** , I hope you know that this little skit brightened my day to the point that no one must suffer my horrible wrath until at least 10:30am. The world thanks you.
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### Author:  [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/4 "2002-04-19T12:21:13Z")
That Englebert Humperdink thread gave me the whim-whams.
Score!
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### Author:  [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/5 "2002-04-19T12:22:56Z")
Bwah-hah.
Now you owe me a new Ethelbert Humperdoodle coffee mug!
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### Author:  [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/6 "2002-04-19T14:19:26Z")
So that Engelbert Dude _wasn’t_ taking the piss? Oh my.
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### Author:  [@Jojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jojo)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/7 "2002-04-19T15:07:00Z")
After barbers finish cutting your hair, they show you it in a mirror and ask you if it’s alright.
Why do they do this?
It’s not like they can put it all back on and start again if you don’t like it.
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### Author:  [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/8 "2002-04-19T15:45:57Z")
What, Lolo didn’t make this meeting! I’m not impressed.
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### Author:  [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/9 "2002-04-19T15:47:12Z")
(That’s “I’m not impressed with Lolo.” Fenris is ALWAYS impressive)
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### Author:  [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/10 "2002-04-19T16:49:45Z")
Omigod! That was really fuckin’ funny! Fenris, you’re my new favorite poster. 🙂
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### Author:  [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/11 "2002-04-19T17:09:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> Sweet Willy: Did I mention that Jews made the Nazis hate them?
HA! 😃
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### Author:  [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/12 "2002-04-19T23:42:43Z")
> [@](#):
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> Before KK can strangle Willy
Wouldn’t KK rather choke a Willy?
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### Author:  [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/13 "2002-04-20T00:03:29Z")
Fenris, you get the George Cross for bravery mate! You take care out there, y’hear? The Hump and Dick Gremlins will be out to get you now…
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdbm-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society-the-englebert-incident/104494/14 "2002-04-20T03:16:34Z")
Feh. Fatherjohn’s name is one word, not two. You haven’t been doing your research, Fenny.