# The SDMB, 20 years from now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837 "2000-03-15T00:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/61 "2002-08-09T12:25:16Z")
Ask the Gay Guy XXVIII - Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/62 "2002-08-09T14:17:06Z")
\*\*MPSIMS \*\* [i[Odd places you’ve lost your dentures Ask the Penile Extention Patient Billy Bob Thorton Married 18th Wife Anyone remember Peanuts? \* ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/63 "2002-08-09T14:32:57Z")
**MPSIMS** Okay, I took a nap. What did I miss? - **RipVanWinkle** ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/64 "2002-08-09T16:24:48Z")
I hate to get serious, but I hope to see this thread: Wasn’t AIDS a horrible sourge? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/65 "2002-08-09T17:42:17Z")
Very nice: **GD:** Should Bush Bomb Finland? **MSIPMS** SmokeADope, NY – let’s all get illicit! **BBQPit** Can we unfreeze the other hamster, please?! U/` 2e/`/e/` 12 2t1ll 1n2ecu/`e!!! ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/66 "2002-08-09T17:54:38Z")
**MPSIMS** , by a gay/lesbian poster: We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary! Also in **MPSIMS** : Do the happy dance! Bill Gates is dead! 😛 **BBQ Pit** : President Winfrey’s foreign policy sucks major ass! **General Questions** : How exactly is same-sex in-vitro fertilization done? How do fusion reactors work? **BBQ Pit** : Goddamn it, are we ever going to find bin Laden? Is he even still alive? **Cafe Society** Survivor 36: Mars - who goes tonight? Remember Madonna? What’s with all these bot-bands? ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/67 "2002-08-09T17:59:21Z")
**MPSIMS** (\ ***LOCKED** ) \*I’m Back!!! - **Wildest Bill** ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/68 "2002-08-09T18:23:57Z")
**GQ** : Mac OS XX problem - help! along the same lines… What’s Apple going to do when they get to OS XXX? If Apple even still exists… ::d&r:: **MPSIMS** : Congratulations to **matt\_mcl** , Canada’s second NDP Prime Minister! **IMHO** : Are cargo pants back in style? **GD** : Since it’s the cause of all the world’s problems, should circumcision be outlawed? :rolleyes: **BBQ Pit** : Will you all frickin stop using “Hi, Opal!” It got tired 20 years ago! Goddammit, is this bunny ever going to die? - **scott evil** ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/69 "2002-08-09T19:30:40Z")
MPSIMS: Should we hold the next TerraDopeFest in New New York or Hong Kong? GQ: Is anyone here still posting with a Pentium XXII? MPSIMS: “Soylent Green Helper” is good even WITHOUT the Soylent Green! MPSIMS: Michael Jackson’s is so pale, he’s now SEE-THRU! Cafe Society: Did you see Friday the 13th XXX?! !!SPOILERS!! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/70 "2002-08-09T20:09:52Z")
**Cafe Society:** _Your Survivor 27 Picks and Predictions_ _Your favorite holodeck program?_ _2,000,000 channels and still nothing to watch!_ _I can’t believe Clint Eastwood is still doing action flicks._ _Last Night’s Simpsons was merely ok._ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/71 "2002-08-09T20:17:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Survivor 36: Mars - who goes tonight? Oops sorry **Scott Evil** - great minds think alike and suchforth. . . . ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/72 "2002-08-09T22:30:17Z")
Terrific OP. 🙂 🙂 🙂 For the record, I plan on posting here for the next 20 years. Let it be said that I have a, um, [sub]secret identity[/sub], so maybe by then we can actually talk about it, too… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/73 "2002-08-09T22:46:20Z")
**ATMB** : (Sticky) Announcement: we are upgrading our servers from hamsters to guinea pigs. **MPSIMS** : Remember cash? **matt\_mcl** ’s first order of business as Canada’s new PM: Outlawing cars and creating a nationwide metro system. **Flamsterette\_X** ’s 8 millionth post party! Check out my new 80 TeraHertz PC with 50 Gigs of RAM! **Cafe Society** : Britney Spears is doing a comeback tour? Baby Bob is getting married! Congratulations to **scott evil** on his fourth Tony Award for Best Score of a Musical! **BBQ Pit** : Will you please stop abusing that holographic rolling-eyes smiley? It freaks me out when it floats out at me from the plasma screen! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/74 "2002-08-09T23:48:46Z")
ATMB- Did the President of the United States really post under the name “SPOOFE” in the 00’s? IMHO - Why do women always like the bad droids? IMHO - Help! Designing a new baby and need suggestiions. GQ - Need advice installing new 100 petabyte storage module. The Pit - I hate my new monkey butler! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/75 "2002-08-10T01:07:54Z")
**General Questions** Where can I download MP9 files? [LOCKED] Help, my computer is possessed! **Cafe Society** Why are they STILL making “Jason” movies? What’s better, the PS18, the Gamesphere, or the X-Box15? **IMHO** Would you fly to Mars to have sex? **MPSIMS** When will handy hit 1,000,000 posts? My sexbot is malfunctioning (possibly TMI) ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/76 "2002-08-10T03:48:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\ ***MPSIMS** , by a gay/lesbian poster: > > We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!\*\* Already been done, [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53424). ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/77 "2002-08-10T03:52:04Z")
**General Questions** I think there’s a glitch in my cybernetic arm. Should I use a Phillips or regular screwdriver to fix it? **Cafe Society** Star Wars Ultra-Mega-Special Edition sucks - Han shot Greedo first, he did not harmlessly teleport him to a well-stocked prison cell! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/78 "2002-08-10T05:02:07Z")
**General Questions** How make fire? - Krugg **Great Debate** How long till us recovered from world end? - Bronq **IMHO** Drag girl by hair. Romantic or bad? - Orcak **MPSIMS** Cheetah skin make crotch itchy - Shinc **ATMB** LOG BROKE\< CAN ONLY BEAT CAPITAL LETTERS!!! - RANCOR THE SMUG **Cafe Society** Come see mine rock painting. - Hajacki **The BBQ** AARRGGHH!!! Fallout bad! - Mancrik Bear eat leg! Fucking bear! - Fabrin ---
**Author:** ![OrganicMatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/898d66/32.png) [@OrganicMatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrganicMatter)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/79 "2002-08-10T06:22:18Z")
**MPSIMS** Join me for my 100th post party - **OrganicMatter** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837/80 "2002-08-11T07:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by scott evil \* > **Flamsterette\_X** ’s 8 millionth post party!_\* Ha ha, **Scott**. Very funny. 🙂 I’d add more, but I must sleep. F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-20-years-from-now/14837.md?page=5)