# The SDMB Arcade

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 10, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211 "2007-10-10T14:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/61 "2007-10-10T22:30:32Z")

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The Simpsons game, Yie Ar Kung-Fu (Tonfun and Blues…how I hated you) and Pac-land.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/62 "2007-10-10T22:51:13Z")

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Gyruss, the only game I was ever _really_ good at. Great Bach theme music, too: Diddle-EE! Diddle-iddle-ee-DEE! Diddle-EE! Dee-dee-DEE! DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-diddle-EE! {Deet-deet-deet-deet-deet-deet-deet-deet…}

And Elevator Action, because I still can’t get the music out of my head nearly 25 years later. Yer classic arcade has to have those tinny themes that still set the index fingers of an entire generation twitching in Pavlovian anticipation whenever they hear them.

Oh, and a laser disc video jukebox showing Cyndi Lauper and Pat Benatar.

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**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/63 "2007-10-10T23:16:52Z")

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I’m seconding Scramble, Defender and Berzerk (_ah-ha humanoid, ah-ha intruder_).

I’m adding that great tabletop x’s and o’s black and white football game, with the track balls (so you’re facing your opponent at opposite sides of the table). Great game, as you each are spinning that track ball for all it’s worth, chasing or running away from your opponent’s x or o. The great grand daddy of all that is Madden today.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/64 "2007-10-10T23:35:52Z")

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•Silent Scope  
•[Vortek VR](http://www.bmigaming.com/vortekgamingsystem.htm) with [Operation Blockade](http://www.screaminggames.com/OpBlock2.htm)  
•Aaaaand…either HydroThunder, or [Toobin.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toobin')

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/65 "2007-10-10T23:42:47Z")

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Oh, can I add one more, after all? Monster Rampage. Silly, pointless, and probably offensive.

But I loved feeding that game quarters. 😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/66 "2007-10-10T23:52:14Z")

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Ok, so you walk into this arcade. It smells of ozone and chili cheese fries.

In the first group of games you have all these, ‘weird’ games.

PacMan  
Ms Pacman  
Tempest  
Centipede  
Paperboy  
Marble Madness  
Crazy Climber  
Q-Bert  
Breakout  
Berger Time  
Track and Field  
Qix  
Donkey Kong  
Crystal Castle

Along one wall are the pinball machines

Black Knight 2000  
Fireball  
Blackhole  
Whirlwind  
Atlantis  
Silverball Mania  
Trail Drive  
Royal Flush  
Pioneer  
Captain Fantastic  
El Dorado  
Night Rider  
Rocky and Bullwinkle  
Hyperball  
Fun House  
The Addams Family  
Medival Madness  
The sitdown games are on the other wall

Top Gun  
Red Baron  
Steel Talons  
Star Trek  
Star Wars  
Hard Drivin  
Cyber Sled  
Spy Hunter  
Sinistar

Then you have

Elevator Action  
Jungle King  
Dig Dug  
Rush  
Route 16  
Gauntlet and Gauntlet II  
Joust  
Rampart  
Dragon’s Lair  
Ghosts and Goblins  
Yie Ar Kung-Fu  
Berzerk  
Ikari Warriors  
Street Fighter 2  
Street Fighter 2 Turbo (is that a different game?)  
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  
Tag Team Wrestling  
Mortal Kombat II  
Black Tiger  
Smash TV  
X-Men 6 player  
Rampage  
Zero Wing  
Xevious  
The Simpsons  
Tron  
Disks of Tron  
Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom

Hogan’s Alley  
Cobra Command  
Chopper Command (was this in arcades or just Atari 2600?)  
STUN Runner  
Off Road  
Out Run  
Pole Position  
Gunsmoke  
Turxton  
Gyruss  
Robotron 2084  
Asteriods  
Galaga  
Defender  
Stargate  
Zaxxon  
Gorf  
Moon Patrol  
Space Invaders  
Scramble

Pong  
Cyberball  
That other football game with just xs and os.

Battlezone  
1942  
Missle Command  
Major Havoc  
Silent Scope II (twin machines)

Not to mention the Skee Ball, pool tables, and bumper cars.

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/67 "2007-10-11T00:32:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Airman Doors, USAF]  
Can we stipulate that the well-known games are guaranteed for inclusion so nobody has to waste their picks on obvious ones like Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Frogger, Mr. Do! and the like?  
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Well nobody else so far has mentioned Mr Do! Which is a travesty, because it is a stone cold classic (if you don’t know it, it’s like Dig Dug but with bouncing balls, and it’s much better). One of a very few games that I still sometimes fire up MAME in order to play. The others being Galaga (glad to see so many votes for it) and 10-Yard Fight - a surprising choice for an Englishman perhaps, being an American Football game, but it had, for its time, immersive controls. You had to weave through the defence and waggle the joystick about to shake off tackles, and it really did make a difference how hard you waggled the thing.

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**Author:** ![Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ass_For_A_Hat)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/68 "2007-10-11T02:12:14Z")

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I hope the arcade has room for the only video game that I ever truly dominated.

[Tapper](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapper).

I could go for an hour on one quarter.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/69 "2007-10-11T02:39:57Z")

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I always loved the Elvira Mistress of the Dark pinball machine myself.

As for the games:

Battletoads  
Golden Axe  
Sunset Riders (“Bury me with my moneyyyyyyy”)  
Virtua Cop  
720  
Narc  
Definately seconding the Iron Man Ivan Stuart game since spinning that wheel and cranking on the nitrous button was the best.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/70 "2007-10-11T12:51:26Z")

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Would we have Buckner and Garcia playing over the stereo?

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-arcade/422211/71 "2007-10-11T13:13:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]  
Would we have Buckner and Garcia playing over the stereo?  
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C’mon c’mon, do the Donkey Kong

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