The SDMB Bulwer-Lytton game

With a mighty kick, Johnny “Rambo” Falcon, all 225 pounds of him, finely toned from daily workouts in his home gym where he worked out with weights, and a lifetime membership at Golden Gym where he used the various machines, put his foot through the door, instead of breaking the lock and letting the door swing on its hinges, as he had originally planned.