# The SDMB Comic Book **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409 "2000-10-02T22:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/61 "2000-10-12T20:10:06Z")
šŸ˜• šŸ™‚ šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜› šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Kyberneticist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kyberneticist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyberneticist)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/62 "2000-10-12T20:34:04Z")
Iā€™d like to be an Orangutang, like the Librarian. Kyber the monkeyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/63 "2000-10-12T20:36:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > **Now the question is: when you get around to introducing people like ssskuuggi, hypergirl and Silverfire you realise theyā€™ll have to be naked donā€™t you?** Why me? ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/64 "2000-10-12T21:04:22Z")
Those are great drawings; I wish I was that talented. Now Iā€™m seriously debating putting the first ever picture of me on the internet, to get involved in thisā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Initial\_Entry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9a140/32.png) [@Initial\_Entry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Initial_Entry)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/65 "2000-10-12T21:29:45Z")
OOh! Neat! Do you have a character who wonders on for no apparent reason, says something vaguely relevant and then disappears for months at a time? Just askingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/66 "2000-10-12T23:59:17Z")
Hey, Spoofe, thatā€™s pretty great! Iā€™d like to suggest Persephone, with her Flaming Tequila Hand-O-Doom Superpower (from Guy Stuff) as a character. Sheā€™s also got Flaming Hair to match, and can slay a Peep or two. Plus, she can survive a Flint winterā€¦ For more femmes, thereā€™s Neurotrash Grrlā€¦ whatever happened to her? Sheā€™s lanky, sharp as all get out, and looks the Superhero part. Muy Huevos. Plus, sheā€™s got the Dead Cat. And of course, Ayesha, the Lioness, who can bend minds with her spoon. As well as reduce even evil entities to jelly with a bat of her Mighty Flirtacious Lashes. Eveā€™s gotta be in there. I think her Superpower is to be able to conjure up another dimension of acerbic glamour, lure ignorant foils into it, and then collapse that world back into her all-powerful stenopad, to be toyed with at her leisure. And then Diane: the blonde kick-boxing Rockinest Succubus of everā€™oneā€™s juicy dreams. When all else fails, Diane will sure as hell finish 'em off. Gaudere: Although she sports a jester hat, ainā€™t nothinā€™ of the fool about her. Her mighty frontal lobes can actually wrap themselves around any lesser mind, whilst her medulla subtlety crushes their windpipe. Wow, thereā€™s so many more! This is gonna be a wonderful comic, Spoofe! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/67 "2000-10-13T00:33:29Z")
Where do I subscribe/get my mits on it? And FWIW, I like the Wally idea too. _ **ExTank** ā€œMostly Harmless :wallyā€_ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/68 "2000-10-13T00:43:55Z")
I must say, I look smashingā€¦well the cartoon picture is šŸ˜‰ I still havenā€™t figured out why Spoofe choose me, but I am flattered. \< blush \> ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/69 "2000-10-14T14:47:13Z")
Well done, SPOOFE. As someone who kinda draws, but wishes she could _really_ draw, you have my compliments and envy. šŸ˜‰ Iā€™d like to throw my voice in the chorus of ā€œOooh, please! Me too me too!ā€ but then, youā€™d have to have a **reason** to draw me. Iā€™ve never been one of the more exciting posters in the sense that flaming just ainā€™t my style, but I _will_ say I was able to sit with your brother and listen to him yell ā€œPE-NIS!ā€ for three hours at the PasaDopeFest I organized. That deserves _some_thing, right? And if you choose to go back and look at the evil villains thread, youā€™ll see Iā€™m into black leather. And catsuits. And whips. And I have a decent size chest. Mwaha. MWAHAHAHA. **MMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAH** hahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/70 "2000-10-14T15:12:39Z")
Well done. Keep on drawing.:)šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/71 "2000-10-14T21:17:23Z")
> [@](#): > > I will say I was able to sit with your brother and listen to him yell ā€œPE-NIS!ā€ for three hours Yes, I heard. Sorry about that. The little prick kept me in the dark about that, otherwise I would have been there to shmack him upside the head whenever he steps outta line. šŸ˜ƒ I should point out Iā€™ve finished drawing several of the pages already, I just have to scan 'em in and insert the word balloons and panel frames and such. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/72 "2000-10-14T23:10:39Z")
wow the sooner the better spoofe! are you gonna put them in to the ezine, or your own site or what? ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/73 "2000-10-14T23:20:03Z")
Ooo! _waves hand around in air_ Can I be in your comic? Iā€™m a comic book drawer myself, though I usually donā€™t draw people. My main two characters are Pizza Face and Donut Girl. Iā€™d have to be one of the good ones, of course. My picture is on the People Pages if you need help. I probably look sort of elven if anything. Great drawings! Iā€™m impressed by your artwork. Keep it up, Iā€™m looking forward to seeing more. (I hold anyone who can draw faces well in high respect) ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/74 "2000-10-14T23:34:27Z")
I wanna be in the comic! I donā€™t need any special powers, just give me a pair of Colt .45 revolvers and Iā€™ll have all the power I need. Pics for reference on the picture page of 3Weasel (see sig). ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/75 "2000-10-15T13:04:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*Grittings, all. > > Just wanted to show everyone my preliminary sketches for [The SDMB Comic Book](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/sdmbcomicbook.htm). > > Yeah, I know everythingā€™s not entirely accurate (for instance, Iā€™m aware that Satan has pupils), but hey, itā€™s a frigginā€™ comic šŸ˜ƒ > > By the way, should I give 'em nifty superpowers, or send them out on their own? Opinions ARE quite welcome. \*\* My OPINION is that Coldfire, at 12, is a bit young to be an investment banker. But a pin-up for the man-boy love society? Maybeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/76 "2000-10-15T13:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*I know for sure Iā€™m gonna try to put all oā€™ you who posted here into the comic at one point or anotherā€¦ although I donā€™t think nudity will be very prominent, sorry. Donā€™t want my work to be labeled as ā€œpornā€ just yet šŸ˜ƒ > > (Thatā€™s not to say that itā€™ll be ā€œprudishā€ā€¦) \*\* No, no, no. Itā€™s ART man when done properly. Artisticā€¦ everyone loves the female form. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/77 "2000-10-15T18:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > No, no, no. Itā€™s ART man when done properly. Artisticā€¦ everyone loves the female form. Well, the host for my webpage (Tripod) doesnā€™t allow porn. I can probably squeak by with some content, but ā€œThe Sexual Escapades of ssskuuggi & Hypergirlā€ will have to wait for another day. And since itā€™s hard enough to draw a comic in my free time, Iā€™ll have to keep such extras to a minimum. (I believe it was Drain Bead who mentioned sex and nudity becoming a part of every MPSIMS threadā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/78 "2000-10-15T22:13:53Z")
SPOOFER - we need more villians, guy! And hey, weā€™ve had plenty of them around here. Just for starters, thereā€™s been Cyberian54, FormerAgent, and the dreaded Phaedrus. Iā€™m sure other longtime Dopers can add to the list. Of course, the way youā€™ve drawn Satan, heā€™d make a good minor villian in one of the Indiana Jones movies. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/79 "2000-10-15T23:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*ā€œThe Sexual Escapades of ssskuuggiii & Hypergirlā€ \*\* How is it that every mention of me or jess in a sexual manner includes the other one of us? And that title insinuates that weā€™re sleeping together. [That is something that wonā€™t happen due to neither of us finding the other sexually attractive.] ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/80 "2000-10-16T02:24:29Z")
Itā€™s because A: the two of you seem to be among the horniest on the board, and B: you two know each other, making the pairing-up seem natural. If ya donā€™t like it, Iā€™d suggest reining in those juices, sister (not like _that_ā€™s gonna happen any time soon) šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409.md?page=5)