# The SDMB Comic Book

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409 "2000-10-02T22:39:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/81 "2000-10-16T05:26:24Z")

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I can be a secret agent, 9999, like 007. I can wear x-ray specs and have a supermagnet belt buckle.

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**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-comic-book/35409/82 "2000-10-16T05:29:27Z")

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I can be a secret agent, 9999, like 007. I can wear x-ray specs and have a supermagnet belt buckle. In fact, as a mysterious government agent, I could instigate a lot of plot developments. Whenever you get stuck, I’ll show up for a secret meeting with the other characters in a parking lot (like Deep Throat in All the Presiden’ts Men) and drop vague hints, provide necessary information, or suggest a course of action to get the plot moving again. Draw me any way you want, as long as I’m cool and sexy.

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