# The SDMB Credits **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648 "2003-03-27T23:52:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![njufoic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@njufoic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njufoic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/1 "2003-03-27T23:52:30Z")
If you listen to the radio show “Car Talk”, you’re probably familiar with their credits at the end, which consist of fictitious names that sound like something that refers to their job. For example, they credit their Big Band Leader, Juan Anatou. Pronounce that name a few times if you don’t get it. See what I mean? I figured that if anybody could come up with funny credits, it ought to be SDMB posters. Let’s see what you can do. I’m sure there are lists of these things on the net, but come on, try to think of your own first. To start it off, here are two I came up with just now: **Search Engine Maintainer:** B. Rankin Pages **Conspiracy Theory Debunker:** Moseley Boggus Okay, so they’re not much. Go ahead and outdo me 🙂 -Andrew L ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/2 "2003-03-28T01:08:23Z")
Gullible fool: Ed Strue. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/3 "2003-03-28T01:18:13Z")
Don’t forget the crack caretakers of all things automotive: Manny Fold, Axel Rodd, Ray Deeator, and Jack Decarr. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/4 "2003-03-28T01:21:41Z")
I’d have to add the administrator of the MPSIMs: **B. Gully Bull** Tripler Oh and don’t forget the Pit mod: **Hugh Burn** ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/5 "2003-03-28T01:30:51Z")
The SDMB hamster caretaker: **C. Durchips** ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/6 "2003-03-28T02:49:19Z")
The person giving updates on when things will be fixed X. Q. Ciss ---
**Author:** ![njufoic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@njufoic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njufoic)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/7 "2003-03-29T01:09:20Z")
Thought of another one… **Aggressive SDMB Administrator:** Bannon Leftenwright -Andrew L ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/8 "2003-03-29T04:30:31Z")
1. Keeper of cool heads **Lester Ama** 2. vB syntax mender **Chloe Zetaggs** 3. List completion technician **Hy Opel** ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/9 "2003-03-29T05:24:26Z")
Deep Thinker: Phil O. Sopherman One who asks for it: Ben Dover Latrine flusher: Ivana Flush suggested by my weird roommate is Minnie Driver fan: Ivana Driver ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-credits/164648/10 "2003-03-29T16:17:41Z")
Maintainers of in-jokes: Bob Smash, Winston MacBringpie.