# The SDMB, DRUNK picture thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2007, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834 "2007-08-08T07:50:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mhairi2222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@mhairi2222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhairi2222)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/41 "2007-08-09T10:21:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Hung Mung]  
Your wish is my [command](http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f23/Damerlane/?action=view&current=halloweeners002.jpg).

I’m the one on the left. I traded costumes with my fiance’ on Halloween. I was originally wearing a hockey mask, posing as a serial killer with a comically small “beatin’ club.”  
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That is one awesome picture! People in my office are now wondering what I’m laughing at. Brightened my morning!

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/42 "2007-08-09T10:31:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Atomicktom]  
This is a picture of me _drinking_:

[http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5503/barshotgv8.th.jpg](http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=barshotgv8.jpg)

Somewhere, though, there are several pictures of me with my head in a toilet (my friends are so caring when I’m shitfaced).  
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On behalf of all the straight chicks on the Dope: more pics! More pics! 😃

[QUOTE=Cerowyn]

But anything you want to do to level the playing field for the rest of us guys in flirting with the girls is all good. Post away!  
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Holy shit. **Cerowyn** ’s a dude?!

[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
I have tons of photos, quite a few of them of drunken moments, but I very rarely star in my own photos.  
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Wait, wait, _ **ShibbOleth** ’s_ a dude?!

I need another drink.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/43 "2007-08-09T10:37:58Z")

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[This was the first time I got drunk.](http://tinyurl.com/36cekf) (upper left) We were, uh, hard at work studying in France, yeah. Had a half bottle of vodka and not enough OJ 😃 I have no idea why I was pointing at the camera, and all I remember is waking up the next morning on the floor in a locked toilet stall, still gripping onto the seat for support…

My roommate told me I begged him to bring me some water and bread that night, but plain toast apparently wasn’t good enough for me and I demanded French baguettes…

[Another pic from the same night](http://tinyurl.com/2schqh). Oh, college… 😃

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/44 "2007-08-09T11:38:48Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]

Wait, wait, _ **ShibbOleth** ’s_ a dude?!

I need another drink.  
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I considered mentioning that, but decided to let the pics speak for themselves. Glad you could tell.

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**Author:** ![joemama24\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce7236/32.png) [@joemama24\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joemama24_98)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/45 "2007-08-09T14:29:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]  
**bigbabysweets2000** , I think I hurt myself laughing. Yeah, I can’t stand biitckes. Which sounds like some sort of Dutch dessert wafer.

[End of the school year bash, 2007](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/frenchified/gasp.jpg). (I’m the one on the right.) Someone had just said something both horrifying and hilarious. Later that night, there was an inappropriate and accidental real estate showing. I don’t believe anyone was capable of operating a camera at the point – thank little green apples. Camisoles just are not adequate drunkwear.  
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LOL - at a first read I thought you wrote: “\*\*think \*\* little green apples”…before I saw the pics of course 🙂

Here’s me..not drunk, but perhaps the coolest place I’ve ever had a beer - Kloster Andechs in Germany, where the monks make it and you sit on the 5th floor patio of an old farmhouse drinking it:

[http://tracyandjoe.net/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=150](http://tracyandjoe.net/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=150)

Even the cow poop smelled nice.

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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/46 "2007-08-09T19:22:42Z")

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[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]  
Okay, **Diosa**  
[Here’s one](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/403191815_d658d55787.jpg?v=0) of me from college, bout 5 years old, but one of my favorites. I had recently gotten out of a pretty rough relationship and was feeling inspired while on my third 40.  
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I can’t remember if I’ve asked this before, but, in seeing it again, you look very familiar.

Spend any time in Lowell around the fraternities?

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/47 "2007-08-09T20:12:08Z")

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Why not. I don’t have very many drunk pictures, but here are the few I have:

[Me at a house party in Winter 2006](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9369906@N04/1064400192/). The girl is a classmate I invited to the party.

[Me and my old roommate](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9369906@N04/1064399924/) drinking a Vodka Sour. We had gotten 16 inches of snow here in Columbia, Mo so we walked to Hyvee and [bought some Alcohol](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9369906@N04/1063538161/).

And Finally, [My SO and I](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9369906@N04/1063537795/) drinking some frozen concoction from a place called Tropical Liqueurs. The picture is grainy due to it being a cheap cell phone camera pic.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/48 "2007-08-10T00:43:20Z")

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I add this with the warning that it may be more than you wish to see. (ever…) But for those brave souls willing to risk blindness or worse, I present my picture, taken while enjoying Guinness on tap at a pub in Westport (ROI) a [few years back…](http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/quietman1920/?action=view&current=Ireland22.jpg)

(pay no attention to the short designated driver)

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**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/49 "2007-08-10T01:20:55Z")

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With a group of my friends at our favorite watering hole. I’m the guy in the green in the middle…  
[![](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=100_0782-1.jpg) ](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=100_0782-1.jpg)  
On the mean streets of Detroit with a guy dressed like Ric Flair…  
[![](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=S4021408.jpg) ](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=S4021408.jpg)

The morning of our friend’s wedding…on the roof of his cabin…  
[![](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=100_0838.jpg) ](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=100_0838.jpg)

And finally…I’m not sure where this was but I’m shocked about something…  
[![](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=Shock.jpg) ](https://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/ryan_holliday/?action=view&current=Shock.jpg)

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**Author:** ![I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@I\_m\_No\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_No_Saint)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/50 "2007-08-10T01:24:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Millit the Frail]  
My husband and me. [It’s the first in a series.](http://picasaweb.google.com/sizejbattery/Me/photo#5096453849330237650)  
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It’s awesome that your husband is doing the fist pose. My friends and I do that all the time. He wouldn’t happen to be a pro wrestling fan, would he?

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/51 "2007-08-10T01:32:48Z")

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[QUOTE=butler1850]  
I can’t remember if I’ve asked this before, but, in seeing it again, you look very familiar.

Spend any time in Lowell around the fraternities?  
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Naw, I spent most of my youthful days drinking and pub crawling on the Southshore, though I did grow up in Billerica.

I don’t blame you though, I pretty much fit the description of “the most generic college guy evah”. Medium build, medium hight, white, brown hair… drunk. No shortage of those, or illegal immigrants, in Lowell.

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**Author:** ![bubble\_pop\_electric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@bubble\_pop\_electric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubble_pop_electric)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/52 "2007-08-10T02:21:41Z")

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**Reply** , I loved yours! It looks really fun, plenty of good friends just being goofy.

…alright, my turn? Well, if you insist.

Here’s my friend and I at an outdoor [party.](http://inlinethumb10.webshots.com/6281/2872781550101940132S600x600Q85.jpg) Apparently, alcohol turns me into a gangster rapper.

Here’s me in a random room feeling very enthusiastic about [a box of crayons](http://inlinethumb17.webshots.com/7376/2054414650101940132S600x600Q85.jpg) .

I have no idea who [this guy](http://inlinethumb39.webshots.com/8422/2518279760101940132S600x600Q85.jpg) that I am with is, but I’m pretty sure I was at the beach, at any rate.

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**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/53 "2007-08-10T02:26:39Z")

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[QUOTE=I’m No Saint]  
It’s awesome that your husband is doing the fist pose. My friends and I do that all the time. He wouldn’t happen to be a pro wrestling fan, would he?  
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No, just a drama queen. 😃

We’re actually a lot more drunk than we look in that picture…a still photo cannot capture our awesome heights of drunkitude.

BTW, I also love **Reply** ’s drunk pics. Memories of college…good times…

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**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/54 "2007-08-10T03:38:23Z")

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[QUOTE=AntaresJB]  
I have nothing to contribute to this thread yet, but I am going out with a bunch of girls from work on Friday to celebrate my birthday… we’re going to a gay club and there are $1 well drinks from 10-midnight… if this thread is still around this weekend I may have something to submit. 🙂  
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**Antares** , I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/55 "2007-08-10T04:13:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]  
**Antares** , I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.  
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:😊: Aww. Thank you so much! (be sure to let me know what you think of the music. 🙂 ) The clubbing shall take place in less than 24 hours, so we shall indeed see if I can look less-than-awful while plastered. I’ll be sure to post any usable pictures once I’ve recovered.  
(why? because I’m a size 26. That kind of rules out even plus-size modeling appearances.)

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/56 "2007-08-10T04:27:36Z")

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[Me (drunk) getting licked by my friend (drunker.)](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/axpauction/P2240095.jpg)

[More of the same, but I must be drunker than in the first one 'cause now I’m enjoying it.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/axpauction/1-1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/57 "2007-08-10T04:28:13Z")

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[QUOTE=bubble pop electric]

Here’s my friend and I at an outdoor [party.](http://inlinethumb10.webshots.com/6281/2872781550101940132S600x600Q85.jpg) Apparently, alcohol turns me into a gangster rapper.  
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Funny pics, but don’t make us wait another year for you to post again. 🙂

[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]  
**Antares** , I was coming in here to ask if you had any YouTube links to your music yet, but I found it in your profile! And you can post pics of you hammered to the gills, and you will still have the most flawless face. I don’t know why you aren’t in magazines yet.  
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Nuh-uh, oh no you don’t! Contributing to this thread requires AT LEAST one picture of you imbibing. :mad:

Now come back!

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**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/58 "2007-08-10T04:28:52Z")

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[At the local pub](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1343/617194853_e69c90af45.jpg?v=0). I’m the one on the right.

[Also that night](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/1067999756_afa2e8f723.jpg?v=0).

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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/59 "2007-08-10T13:34:09Z")

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[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]  
Naw, I spent most of my youthful days drinking and pub crawling on the Southshore, though I did grow up in Billerica.

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Hmm… Perhaps a doppleganger. While you are certainly generic, there was a specificness to your genericness that seemed extra familiar. 😃

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**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-drunk-picture-thread/414834/60 "2007-08-10T19:26:30Z")

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[QUOTE=AntaresJB]  
:😊: Aww. Thank you so much! (be sure to let me know what you think of the music. 🙂 ) The clubbing shall take place in less than 24 hours, so we shall indeed see if I can look less-than-awful while plastered. I’ll be sure to post any usable pictures once I’ve recovered.  
… That kind of rules out even plus-size modeling appearances.)  
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Nonsense. Your face alone could launch one thousand ships, and you look pretty curvy in your pics- the camera loves you. I think you should give it a try. And the music is great- love the newer humorous songs. Are you playing at any open-mic nights in your area, or just submitting your stuff on line?

Sorry for the hijack-

**bigbabysweets** , both you and **bouv** look like the guys in the bar that I would try to get some time with. You both look like you might know some jokes, or might whip off your pants at last call or something. ( **threnodyangelfire** , you too. Go ahead, confess. Have you whipped off items of apparel after a few?)

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