# The SDMB Halloween Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139 "2000-10-31T21:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jovius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@jovius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovius)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/41 "2000-11-01T03:01:10Z")
BTW, in good’ol college student fashion, I’ve brought in 2 kegs of beer (canadian that is, not the .03% cough syrup american stuff… hehe). Cheers, jovius ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/42 "2000-11-01T03:08:07Z")
Thank God, Jovius. Any idea how hard is is to be a Faerie Princess without a bunch of beer to guzzle. Let me just get ready. ::adjusts wings:: ::adjusts crown:: ::moves beer bong into position:: ::scratches faerie nuts:: Bring it on! Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/43 "2000-11-01T03:09:16Z")
With all these heaving bosoms, somebody is likely to put an eye out… :: slinks over to the witches brew and helps herself to a mug :: ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/44 "2000-11-01T03:09:54Z")
Struts in, cane first, wearing a bright blue fuzzy, wide brimmed pimp hat (with giant peakock feather), shades, a blue zoot suit with zebra striped trim, and shiny black boots. (Hey, it’s come as your not, right? Pimp-daddy it is for Jester, then) Now, then, let’s get down to buisness. Which one of you bootiful leddiez wants to kiss Jester’s ring first? \ Fine, I guess I’ll just go put on my bunny rabbit costume. :(\ ---
**Author:** ![jovius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@jovius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovius)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/45 "2000-11-01T03:11:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aglarond \* > \*\*Thank God, Jovius. Any idea how hard is is to be a Faerie Princess without a bunch of beer to guzzle. Let me just get ready. > > ::scratches faerie nuts:: > > \*\* \ yuck! Well, hey, rjk’s right beside me, and I think he’s looking to give advice to the ‘ladies’… ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/46 "2000-11-01T03:18:32Z")
I’m here as a Fallen Angel. I’ve got these shiny black vinyl pants that are tucked into kneehigh laced-up leather boots, a little black vinyl corset that laces up [the only way] back. My long black cloak barely grazes the floor, lending me an appearance of floating. My coppercolored hair is pined up, baring my long neck and back, with braids wrapped around, holding it in. My wings are black, the feathers are soft and silky [you can touch them :)], and sit poised to wrap around for protection. When I close the cloak about me, and pull the hood down over my head, only my deep red mouth is visible. [for you dallas people, i really do own this outfit] ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/47 "2000-11-01T03:19:31Z")
Watch it, jovius, or I’ll chant a rune at you! Then you’ll be in trouble! \ Oh, never mind. Rosebud, nice glitter! And I smell rose petals around here somewhere… Thought and Memory will find them, I’m sure! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/48 "2000-11-01T03:21:21Z")
::walks in wearing faded blue jeans, workshirt, and leather vest, with a bandanna around his neck and a beaver-fur Resistol cowboy hat upon his head:: I actually wore that tonite. And I went trick-or-treating. With the bandanna over my face outlaw-style (hey, you think they’d give candy to a “kid” with 2 day’s worth of beard stubble?) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/49 "2000-11-01T03:30:28Z")
Gun – well, it’s not a racin’ suit, but that’s just fine with me. You do look _fine_ in a cowboy hat. 😉 😃 Hey, and now we match! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/50 "2000-11-01T04:03:51Z")
_walks in wearing dark blue robes_ Me? Evayne a’Nolan, of course. I figure a sorceress should have no problem handling that witches brew. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/51 "2000-11-01T04:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \* > \*\*With all these heaving bosoms, somebody is likely to put an eye out… > > :: slinks over to the witches brew and helps herself to a mug :: > > \*\* Bet that’s what happened to RJK - fountain of wisdom my ass…:D: ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/52 "2000-11-01T04:52:39Z")
absoulutely, Jekeira. _straightens hair out while pouring VERY large glass of witches brew, hands glass to Jekeira using 3rd appendage_ There you go! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/53 "2000-11-01T04:52:59Z")
Hey rjk - Why don’t you come over hear and show me your sword handling technique. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/54 "2000-11-01T05:15:06Z")
I’m wise to that lurker’s tricks! Ravens, get him! And Gypsy girl! How _you_ doin’? You said in the OP you can tell my future - give me another cup of that witches brew and I’ll tell you yours. And if you’re nice to me, I’ll get Thought and Memory to whisper in your ears too. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/55 "2000-11-01T12:37:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjk \* > \*\*I’m wise to that lurker’s tricks! Ravens, get him! > > And Gypsy girl! How _you_ doin’? You said in the OP you can tell my future - give me another cup of that witches brew and I’ll tell you yours. > > And if you’re nice to me, I’ll get Thought and Memory to whisper in your ears too. > \*\* hey, I’ll get my friend Dire Wolf to call his cousin Fenris… ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/56 "2000-11-01T14:26:55Z")
Maiden stands in the door waiting to enter the room. She is dressed or should I say not dressed as Eve (before the apple) she looks around and tries to find Adam. She has been wanting him to take a bite of the apple all day. She could never do as she was told, she spots Lurker and asks him “Would you like a bite of my apple”? ,as he reaches for it, she is thinking I got one now! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/57 "2000-11-02T02:32:22Z")
_Mermaid has been pouting in the corner all night,drinking vast amounts of witch’s brew tequila and homemade wine while discussing trained yonis, lingum munching and all sorts of mean nasty things with elelle and persephone and watching all the dopers at the party who have loved her and left her_ Ok I know I’m no day at the beach so I can’t blame all dozen or so of you ex-boyfriends here for leaving me. I’m so over you. BUT I WILL NOT BE IGNORED…DJ CUE THE MUSIC _a strange but familiar song fills the room, then comes the realisation that it’s EnVogue_ OOOOh Bop No you’re never gonna get it (Mermaid removes her skirt revealing a g-string and not much else) No not this time (Leather Bra goes flying across the room nearly knocking Jester unconcious) My love, Had your chance… Leather skirt is laying on the floor Mermaid finishes the rest of the song wearing just her boots while the rest of the partygoers stand amazed and embarassed for her. Never gonna get it Never gonna get it never gonna get it _Mermaid struts proudly and drunkenly out of the party, hops on her motorcycle and rides off wearing nothing but boots and a helmut and causing major traffic pile-ups along the way._ Well I guess I showed them. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139/58 "2000-11-02T03:39:46Z")
\ :o I think I’m in love. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-halloween-party/39139.md?page=2)