# The SDMB Lawn Chair Boys' Club **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996 "2000-09-13T05:22:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/41 "2000-09-13T16:46:58Z")
:: sniff, sniff :: Hmmm, oh well. It’s just shit, like sprinkles! _Blows up inflatable chair and kicks back, sucking on personal keg tap and cutting up some KGB for a smokeout._ Yo! MrC! You got an extra shirt layin’ around? Ah screw it, it’s warm. I don’ need no stinkin’ shirt! ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/42 "2000-09-13T17:07:56Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* \*\* > [@](#): > > **. . .but I think it’s time you show us your thong tha-thong-thong-thong.** Thongs are for wimps. Doncha know you’re not supposed to wear underwear with slinky dresses? Sheesh. (That’ll keep the guys sidetracked for a few minutes) Look at their eyes starting to glaze over. I think they like us girls . . . Wait, who’s bong is that? Nevermind, please ignore comment about glazed eyes. \ We’ve got munchies guys. Demo, want some pudding? hehe ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/43 "2000-09-13T17:10:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*GolfWidow \* > **[ > Thongs are for wimps. Doncha know you’re not supposed to wear underwear with slinky dresses?** Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me… ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/44 "2000-09-13T17:46:03Z")
::knock knock:: Hello? OH, shit, who ordered all the pizzas!? Man, I can’t pay for all this! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/45 "2000-09-13T17:53:24Z")
Hey, Tim, here’s a buck. \ Hey **Demo** , you hungry? Hey, wash your hands first, man! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/46 "2000-09-13T18:04:37Z")
\ God damn, this is fuckin’ boring. No one’s even set up any music… \ Hmmm. What should I play? I don’t want to listen to anyone bitch that they don’t liket the music, but there are so many different tastes here… \ Yep, lots o’ different tastes. Hey Silo! Share the kind, bud (snicker) and come help me pick out some tunes. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/47 "2000-09-13T18:37:53Z")
Opts out of slinky dress and spike heels… dons shorts, tank top, and flip-flops. Plops into chair, opens industrial-size jar of liquid soap and proceeds to blow bubbles… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/48 "2000-09-13T19:03:00Z")
**whammo walks up** Hi guys, saw ya hanging out… mind if I join ya? I brought my own lawn chair and this case of Natural Ice. What?? your too good for Natural Ice?!?! Fine. I’ll have to drink it myself. 😃 **dumps the beers into the trough full of ice.** Damn… what Ho Munger ordered EVERY pizza with EVERYTHING on it. …damn mushrooms… Hey Silo. How 'bout a hit off that chiller bro… wont care whats on the pizzas after that. D’you guys see the Cheifs game? My poor Cheifs… 0 and 2… look like shit this year. Hey Mr Cynical… mind if we build a bonefire in your yard?? Guess what guys… I brought 4 gross of bottle rockets! You HAVE to light them off from your hand if your a man… and no throwing either… thats for girls. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/49 "2000-09-13T19:04:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*Opts out of slinky dress and spike heels… dons shorts, tank top, and flip-flops. Plops into chair, opens industrial-size jar of liquid soap and proceeds to blow bubbles… \*\* Okay, be that way, but you’re going to get bombarded with balloons and eggs. Hey, where did the other girls go? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/50 "2000-09-13T19:35:12Z")
::Rachelle waves from across the street. She is wearing a thong bikini (just for thinksnow) and has made a mud pit in the front yard. She approaches the lawn party with a slight look of disgust on her face:: A bunch of men sitting around, smoking a bong, drinking beer… how boring. Who’s up for some mud wrasslin! ::Whispering to GoldWidow and FairyChatMom:: When all the guys get close to the mud pit let’s push 'em in! They’re so loaded they won’t know what hit 'em. After we push them in we can take over their lawn chairs and beer! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/51 "2000-09-13T19:54:24Z")
: **Gazoo** pulls into his driveway across the street: Dammit **Mr. C** , what you do on your own property is your own damn business, but who the hell made this mud pit out of my front lawn? Who? The girl in the thong bikini? Well, why didn’t you say so. I’ll be right over. Need any pork rinds? I’ve got some tequila and Jack Daniels I’ll bring over too! ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/52 "2000-09-13T19:57:24Z")
psstt, guys - over here. Wanna wrestle? (Get ready Rachelle; here they come) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/53 "2000-09-13T20:12:06Z")
_stoned as hell…_ Did someone say food? Mmmm, food. _Walking over to mud pit, stuffing face with pizza…_ Damn MrC, you gotta teach your dogs not to dig holes man! Lookit this mess! Someone could get hurt! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/54 "2000-09-13T20:23:38Z")
ooooo - rasslin’!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/55 "2000-09-13T20:49:56Z")
Who you callin a dog Demo? :mad: ::Rachelle gives Demo a good hard shove and he falls face first into the mud pit. He tries to get to his feet and is struggling to keep the bong out of the mud and slips, falling on his ass this time. Rachelle, GoldWidow, and FairyChatMom stand by, laughing.:: ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/56 "2000-09-13T21:14:38Z")
_Seeing stars and little birds flying around head…_ Did anyone get the license plate of that bus? ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/57 "2000-09-13T21:31:25Z")
TwistofFate: > [@](#): > > I wont drink anything called a black and tan (irish history n stuff) Uh-oh. Have I secretly been offending my grandmothers all this time? O ignorance, thou foul beast, get thee behind me! Anyway, thanks for the Guinness. _burp_ Damn, I’m out of beer. Hey Demo, clean yourself up, fer chrissakes! I have an empty pint glass, and you have a keg of Sierra Nevada. I’ll trade ya this lawn flamingo for a fill-up. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/58 "2000-09-13T23:14:32Z")
_Demo gets up out of the mud, walks over to Rachelle and Co. and shakes all the mud off. He then sets up the Slip-N-Slide and takes a few runs through it to clean the mud off before making a keg-go-round to fill up the empties._ Hey! Anybody wanna play quarters? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/59 "2000-09-13T23:38:55Z")
Hell yea I wanna play quarters. And don’t think you are coming in the house in those clothes. You are just gonna have to strip at the door. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/60 "2000-09-13T23:54:34Z")
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