# The SDMB Lawn Chair Boys' Club

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996 "2000-09-13T05:22:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/61 "2000-09-14T00:29:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by psycat90 \*  
> \*\*Hell yea I wanna play quarters.  
> And don’t think you are coming in the house in those clothes. You are just gonna have to strip at the door. \*\*

As you wish dearest.

🆒

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**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/62 "2000-09-14T00:54:59Z")

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Please psy, clean that boy up. He smells like a combination of stale beer, bong water, dog poop and mud. Phew!

Ooohh look, a slip n’ slide; somebody hold my drink.

::::::::Wwwwwhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee::::::::

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/63 "2000-09-14T23:03:43Z")

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\<surveys discarded pizza boxes, bottles and cans, destroyed lawn, upended lawn chairs, paint-stained dogs, and underwear hanging from the maple tree\>

Glad I don’t live in this neighborhood…

\<climbs into minivan and drives away slowly\>

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/64 "2000-09-15T16:10:56Z")

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Beer, food, weed, tunes… it was all beautiful. Now we got women in thong bikinis and an open mud pit next door.

It’s all just too good to be true.

_sees **Democritus** thrashing around in the pit, then emerging all muddy_

Damn, it’s a trap! Oh well, pizza and beer are still my friends…

_digs unsuccessfully through the pizza boxes_

oh, no… oh no no no no no no no…

_weeps openly_

we had it all, man… for one shining, beautiful moment it was all ours… now it’s all in ruins and tatters…

_finds another couple of beers in his cooler_

Oh, well… what was I saying?

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-lawn-chair-boys-club/32996/65 "2000-09-15T19:52:17Z")

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…and the chicks start getting naked, the food gets grubbed, there’s mud everywhere…and what the hell happened to my rum!?

Alright, it’s time for a run to the store, whos’ got the keys? Or a car? Or money, actually?

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