# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/1 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")
Tis the season for some smoochin’ Here’s your mistletoe, so no more excuses…who ya gonna smooch? ,–. (:… ) ,`--; -- (:.. )'""`. `--/`.\_\_,’ | | ,’.`. _,-' : `-.\_ `-._..:.._,-' ) :.( _,-'..:. `-._. '-._ …:. _,-’ ) : ( ._,-;…::. `-._ `-.\_ .: _,-’ `. : ,' ._,-' : `-._. `-. .:. ,-' \ . / `\*’ I’ll start… sending a smooch north to CanadianSue \ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/2 "2000-12-02T18:17:04Z")
I’ll send one out to **casdave** \ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/3 "2000-12-02T18:22:51Z")
One big \< smooch \> out to **Scotticher** … for talking. 😉 And another \< smooch \> for **elelle** for the Thanksgivings day card. And one last one \< smooch \> for **evilbeth** for the goofy e-mail. (The rest of you ladies, don’t worry … I’ve got smooches I haven’t even discovered yet! There will be more later!) ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/4 "2000-12-02T18:35:57Z")
A \<\\> to _ **iampunha** _ since I can’t wait to meet him on the tenth. A huge \<\\> to _ **Lux Fiat** _ for giving me this kickass new sig line. A big wet \<\\> to _ **TwistofFate** _ for being such a cutie (not to mention that sexy accent!) Another \<\\> to _ **Eutychus55** _ since he’s the sexiest man alive (Brad Pitt my ass!) And a great \<\\> to _ **Anthracite** _ because she is such a sweetheart. Finally, a \<\\> to the heavens for _ **WallyM7** _. Miss ya, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/5 "2000-12-02T18:42:11Z")
Well, I see sweet KelliBelli standing underneath the XmasToe. I sidle on over, plant a big one on her lips and then disappear back into the crowd. Who’s that then? Homer and Crunchy Frog giggling at the punchbowl. I sidle on over, plant a big… What happened? My nose is broken and my pants are down around my ankles. Oh god…I think there’s some vasiline on my bum. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/6 "2000-12-02T18:49:41Z")
Oh man, there are so many! Who to choose? _snags **red\_dragon** and gives him a welfish smooch_ _to her dismay, sees him run away_ _looks around determinedly_ \*shrugs and goes off and sits in the corner… …with a halo with a mistletoe attached to her head\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/7 "2000-12-02T18:51:19Z")
Welfy…you’re too young a lass for me…but I’ll give you a fatherly peck on the cheek. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/8 "2000-12-02T19:17:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimmyNipples \* > \*\*Who’s that then? Homer and Crunchy Frog giggling at the punchbowl. > > I sidle on over, plant a big… > What happened? My nose is broken and my pants are down around my ankles. Oh god…I think there’s some vasiline on my bum. \*\* LOL!! I have to laugh at this, even though you’re implying that Homer and I had our way with you. Why is it the Missouri Dopers get pegged as being the good old boys from _Deliverance_? Just for that, I won’t kiss you. Well, ok, just a little, but NO TONGUE this time! Let’s see, where to start my list? I guess alphabetically . . . **evilbeth** - If you let me feel you up during the kiss, I may change my username to ‘Chicken of Bristol’ just for you! Ok, that’s lie, but can I cop a feel anyway? **little\*bit** - gotta let the virtual Mrs. know I still care, even though I’m feeling up the other Dopers here. Where have you been lately anyway? **Nymysys** - my favorite newbie, even though when I flirt you constantly remind me I’m engaged. **porcupine** - my favorite sick bastard **purplebear** - cuz I miss you! Where the hell have you been?! **Rachelle** - Now that Homer and I are finished spiking the punchbowl, maybe you’ll get me drunk and take advantage of me again. **Shayna** - she knows why she’s on the list. **Silver Fire** - maybe if I add her to enough of these lists, she’ll realize she’s one of my favortie Dopers. **Tally-Ho** - my lap-dancing mistress, possibly my best chance for a virtual slip of the tongue 😉 **tatertot** - cuz she’s a sweetie. **tiggeril** - a good luck kiss, cuz I hope things go better for you soon ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/9 "2000-12-02T20:07:37Z")
…well my wife might be watching so I’ll limit my list. **tatertot** , who’s just a sweetie **Brynda** , who’s beautiful (and she knows it! :)) **ruadh** , since I may not be around when Celtic clinch the SPL **OpalCat** , who put my JDT attack in the SDMB Hall of Fame (my name in lights! thanx.) **porcupine** , who in response to the same thread mentioned something about wanting my children (steady on!) So many more I could mention, but I hear my wife’s footsteps now… ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/10 "2000-12-02T20:12:41Z")
Everybody named Sarah. This includes you **Nacho4Sara** , **Silver Fire** , and **Smooth Operator**. A special one goes out to **purplebear** just for caring so much. And hey, look! **Welfy** ’s under some mistletoe! _SMOOCH_ ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/11 "2000-12-02T20:17:17Z")
I’ll second JimmyNipples and plant one on KelliBelli…and before the Mrs whacks me with the rolling pin, I’ll send out candy cane flavored kisses to the local SD chick contingent…kisses and heavy breathing to Veb, Kricket and ChrisCTP 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/12 "2000-12-02T20:20:39Z")
:sits over in the corner by herself watching: I’m not allowed to kiss anyone. I might get ostracized from the straight dope for cheating on my husband. :grins impishly: ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/13 "2000-12-02T20:22:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheNerd \* > \*\* > > And hey, look! **Welfy** ’s under some mistletoe! _SMOOCH_ \*\* Yay! I’ve always wanted to be kissed by a nerd! _swoon_ THUD 😉 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/14 "2000-12-02T20:31:17Z")
Hey CrunchyFrog…ya ain’t supposed to wear the mistletoe…ummm… “there”! …perv… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/15 "2000-12-02T20:38:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*Hey CrunchyFrog…ya ain’t supposed to wear the mistletoe…ummm… “there”! …perv… 😃 \*\* Ya know, I’ve always wondered when someone’s going to start marketing “The Mistletoe Belt Buckle”… ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/16 "2000-12-02T23:05:04Z")
Nobody wants to kiss Uncle Cece? Well, I will. ::grabs Cecil by the ears and plants a big ol’ smootchie right on his lips:: And, just to be fair, I’ll give Ed one too. ::smootch:: _And,_ one for each and every moderator. ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: ::smootch:: Jess (who is really _not_ a suck-up – just friendly. Very friendly. And holiday-spirited.) ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/17 "2000-12-02T23:08:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Jess (who is really _not_ a suck-up – just friendly. Very friendly. And holiday-spirited.) \*\* very friendly eh? Have some Rum Nog on me then 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/18 "2000-12-02T23:18:26Z")
Wow, now how can I pass this up. Sending multiple smooches back south just for you my favourite Dave. (lingering under the mistletoe) ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/19 "2000-12-02T23:20:47Z")
Well, well, well, it would seem that there’s a veritable line of ladies waiting for a kiss from yours tru…Oh, wait. They’re all waiting for **Coldfire** to get here. Nuts. Well, then, guess I’ll have to just find people. Hmmmmmmm… -To start off, gotta kiss **Deiket** , my favorite newbie, if not for a few slightly biased reasons.\ -Next up is **Zoggie** , the best friend I’ve never met.\ - **struuter** gets one, and a big “where have you been?”\ -One for **Scotti** , hope ya feel better!\ -Hmmmm… **Silver Fire** , just in case you still hate me. :)\ I think that oughta do it for now. I’ll be back later, but, as it is, I’m all smooched out for the moment. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/20 "2000-12-02T23:23:28Z")
::smooch:: to everyone who’s ever replied to a thread of mine ::smooch:: to my Scottimom ::smooch:: to my Dadzone ::smooch:: to iampunha ::smooch:: to Monster104 ::smooch:: to Osip ::smooch:: to the mods (all of 'em) an extra ::smooch:: to Euty a ::smooch:: to Ed, and of course, a ::smooch:: to Cecil [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=2)