# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/181 "2000-12-06T12:12:34Z")

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Where are my manners?

Spider Woman, a mistletoe smooch right back at you.

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/182 "2000-12-06T14:21:11Z")

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I’ve gotta give one to **Spider Woman** , and why I missed her beforehand is something I’ll never know. Stay nice!

Also, **Jodi** gets one, as well as a hearty, if not quite belated, “welcome back”, and a thanks for starting the jmullaney pit thread.

**Eve** gets one, for being one of the first people to acknowledge me on the board, and for being a damn good writer.

Lastly, **Anthracite** gets one, cause she writes one hell of a story. (And no, I’m not just trying to get my name put in. Really. :D)

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/183 "2000-12-06T17:23:00Z")

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more smooches!

**fun2d8** we need to stick together (I’m tired of being the only regular poster from St Louis!)  
**stargazer** kiss accepted and returned. Still have to bite me in the other thread though. 😉

I’ll be back, I _know_ I’m forgetting someone, but the name won’t come to me right now. . .

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/184 "2000-12-06T17:38:20Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by stargazer \*  
> \*\*And **Tygr** , may I tag along with you? 🙂  
> \*\*

::Shakes off effects of numerous double-nogs upon hearing his name. Bounds across room while wiping lipstick traces off face. Grabs **stargazer’s** left hand & thrusts a double-nog into her right hand. Begins yet another frenetic room-lap.::

Certainly! Indubita-bubbly! Pleeztameecha! C’mon along…Bathrooms are to the left, bar to the right, karaoke to the front, orgy to the rear (through that little door, at least that’s what they tell me. 'parently, y’gotta have a certain number of posts under yer belt 'fore you get invited back there. Don’t ask me how many posts, nobody seems willing to tell me…)

\<Hobbes\>Yow-wow, muchas-smoochas!\</Hobbes\>  
:::Kisses **FairyChatMom, fun2d8…**

and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to **DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…**:::

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/185 "2000-12-06T18:49:40Z")

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Better late than never, eh? Warming up my kisser for:

**Froggy** , you know I think you’re the best, babe, even if you ARE running off to get married.  
**Scrasa** , I can only say, \<sniff\> that I’m so proud \<sniff\> to be your Auntie Nym. \<sniff, sniff\> Aw, you Krazy Kids!  
**Morphy** , YOU know. That’s all I’m going to say.  
**FDWTFUN** , you’ll always be my first babe. RED FLAG!!  
**dpr** , miss seeing you around, baby. Hope I didn’t scare you off.  
**wyldelf** , that goes double for you, sweetie! Come back to me!  
**Nen** , damn you, hedonist! You WOULD be married, wouldn’t you!  
**Andy** , I’m still waiting patiently for my British, bald midget with no fashion sense to show up.  
**Omni** , don’t forget, first round is on me.  
**VB, Sea and Doob** , I just wanted to get the Charlie’s Angels all together. You all rule, seperately and together. This, however, will not stop me from trying to step into your role if one of you dies. 😃  
**Chat people** , all of you. Including Joph (who stood me up), Odie, Cal and all the rest. You guys make it seem like I have a life sometimes. Thank you.

Um…is that everyone?

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**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/186 "2000-12-06T19:07:13Z")

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Okay, i’ll bite… now that this thread is waay too long and likey about to die.

**Rasa** , my friend since i was 15. Yes, you’re forgiven… mostly.

**Silver Fire** , for always being such a sweetie, and because you could use it.

**Nymysys** , because you were the first person (other than Rasa) to acknowledge me on #straightdope. Plus i gotta give mad props to a girl that uses her Ys. 😉

**Dpr** , for being the first person (other than Rasa) to acknowledge me on the SDMB.

**Spider Woman** , because you gave me one, though i’m not quite sure why.

**Doobieous** , because i know you want it. :wally

**Scratchie** , for convincing Rasa to get her ass out here, and for putting up with me.

**Sea Diver** , for keeping me company while Rasa and Scratchie were… occupied. :rolleyes:

**Sassy** and **Sue Duhnym** , for offering to be my date to a company party, even though i can’t accept the offers. ☹

**Psycat** , because i know you need it right now.

**Una/Anthracite** , because even though i hardly ever talk to you, i enjoy your posts and admire your strength.

I’m sure there’s others i’m missing.

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**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/187 "2000-12-06T19:16:54Z")

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'Tis time for smooches galore…

**lilah** , although you won’t read this, you’re always at the top of the list.  
**Rasa** , right back at ya, babe.  
**Oldscratch** , you don’t mind do you? Well then, assume the position…  
**Tymp** , just for good measure…and lose the butter coating.  
**Silver Fire** , even thought you forgot me.  
**Democritus** , us kept men have gotta stick together.

And naturally:

**Nymysys** , I thought this was supposed to be plain ol’ platonic smootching. You slipped my the tongue. ::whispers:: …and I liked it.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/188 "2000-12-06T19:22:51Z")

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Why did I just know Nen and Nym would hit it off? 😉

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/189 "2000-12-06T19:35:11Z")

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Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! ::slaps forehead::

**zyzz** , will you forgive me? You get a big, wet, sloppy smooch 'cause I forgot you. Sorry, babe. You’re just so QUIET over there…😃

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**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/190 "2000-12-06T21:02:27Z")

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Thanks, **Tygr**!

_pauses to smooch **DRY** before getting swept along with Tygr_

How d’you like my sig, **DRY**?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/191 "2000-12-06T21:52:33Z")

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I have too many people on my list, and I am feeling rather lazy, so kisses to everyone.

But most importantly, a very special kiss to my dearest Democritus, for being such a sweetheart and such a fox. xoxo

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/192 "2000-12-07T00:16:08Z")

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Sigh…why doesn’t anyone ever want to kiss me? Yet again I’ve been left out and forgotten by all…I would have thought I’d have left my mark on these boards by now, what with my wit and charm and such _smirks_…

No, no…I don’t need any sympathy kisses…I’ll just go sit over here…by myself…alone…

[I know, I know, pathetic]

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/193 "2000-12-07T00:33:31Z")

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It’s okay BrokenDoll. I only got two. I guess I’m not popular enough to exceed that number.

::smooch:: for you(regardless of me knowing your gender).

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/194 "2000-12-07T00:38:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*It’s okay BrokenDoll. I only got two. I guess I’m not popular enough to exceed that number.
> 
> ::smooch:: for you(regardless of me NOT(sorry) knowing your gender). \*\*

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/195 "2000-12-07T01:22:16Z")

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Oh my…  
Extra ::smooooochers:: for you BrokenDoll

Nice webpage. People say I bear a resemblance to David Duchoveny 😉

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**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/196 "2000-12-07T02:43:43Z")

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Smooches to all dopers…but no tongue, please.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/197 "2000-12-07T02:55:34Z")

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Nen, _smooch_.

zyzz, _smooch_. _smooch_. _smooch_. _smooch_. _smooch_, \*smooch, _smooch_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/198 "2000-12-07T03:32:20Z")

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iampunha  
Surgoshan  
Omni  
DRY  
Chef Troy  
Bear Nenno  
SanibelMan  
OpalCat  
Drain Bead  
Welfy  
Scotticher  
Golf Widow

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/199 "2000-12-07T03:39:18Z")

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A chaste, genteel kiss to **Spider Woman** for being the first person to mention _moi_ in a thread like this. (It had to be chaste. I’ve seen imthjckaz. Big fella. :))

-and-

A kiss for luck to **Zette**.

-and-

A kiss for **Canadian Sue** because, well, I just think she’s neat.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/200 "2000-12-07T05:11:45Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> **Chique: For listening and caring.**

Woohoo!! I got smooched! By a GUY!!

_does happy dance_

Back at you, sweetie 😉

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