# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/201 "2000-12-07T05:25:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\*  
> Mr Bear better hurry up and get home, before I forget I’m married, and kiss some more of these sexy hunks in here.:eek:  
> \*\*

I will not offer a kiss here, after all I’ll be home in 44 days and can kiss you (all of you) in person and those are much nicer

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/202 "2000-12-07T05:32:54Z")

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> _Originally posted by maidenunicorn41 \*  
> \*\*Oh,almost forgot MrBear- dont tell purplebear 😃_smooch\*
> 
> Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. \*\*

Thank you my dear, and don’t worry I won’t kiss-n-tell!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/203 "2000-12-07T05:45:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ogre \*  
> \*\*Just out of curiosity, is there any Doper that doesn’t love **purplebear**? I swear it’s almost instinctive.
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> 🙂 \*\*

You’ll may love her but I **have her** you’ll eat your hearts out  
and dear if you think that was labored breathing; you aint seen (felt) anything yet just wait another 44 days(or 1056 hours) my dear  
love you

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/204 "2000-12-07T08:09:10Z")

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> _Originally posted by Mr Bear_  
> I will not offer a kiss here, after all I’ll be home in 44 days and can kiss you (all of you) in person and those are much nicer

MMmmmm… I can’t wait, my love. 😉

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> > _Originally posted by maidenunicorn41_  
> > Oh,almost forgot MrBear- dont tell purplebear _smooch_
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> > Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
> 
> _Originally posted by Mr Bear_
> 
> Thank you my dear, and don’t worry I won’t kiss-n-tell!

:eek: Oh, REALLY??? Good thing I trust you two! 😛

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> > _Originally posted by Ogre_  
> > Just out of curiosity, is there any Doper that doesn’t love purplebear? I swear it’s almost instinctive.🙂
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> Y’all may love her but I have her. You all eat your hearts out.  
> And dear if you think that was labored breathing; you ain’t seen (felt) anything yet just wait another 44 days(or 1056 hours) my dear.  
> love you

_ **MAJOR BLUSH** _ Oh, my!!! **drooling**  
I miss you sooooooooo much… _tearful sigh_

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**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/205 "2000-12-07T08:19:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr Bear \*  
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> > _Originally posted by maidenunicorn41 \*  
> > \*\*Oh,almost forgot MrBear- dont tell purplebear 😃_smooch\*
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> > Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. \*\*
> 
> Thank you my dear, and don’t worry I won’t kiss-n-tell! \*\*

If only she knew that it doesn’t stop at kissing. 😉  
Can’t wait for you to come home. Er…to Texas.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/206 "2000-12-07T09:38:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by stargazer \*  
> \*\*_pauses to smooch **DRY** before getting swept along with Tygr_
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> How d’you like my sig, **DRY**? \*\*

Right back at ya, **stargazer**!

“I understand thy kisses and thou mine,  
And that’s a feeling disputation”  
–Henry IV, Part 1, Act 3, Scene i

I _love_ your sig–though I’ve never seen _Much Ado_, I do enjoy reading the byplay between Beatrice and Benedick in particular (actually, **Medea’s Child** and I have phone calls where we snipe at each other like B & B do. More often than not, as a matter of fact).

_Much Ado_ is also the source for one of my most favorite non romantic quotes from Shakespeare:

“O, what men dare do!  
what men may do!  
what men daily do,  
not knowing what they do!”  
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene i  
A hearty handshake to **Tygr**!

And finally, a special kiss for **Michi/Cyndar** , one of my two **favorites** , and someone for whom I’ve been desperately waiting to get here:

“With love’s light wings  
did I o’er-perch these walls;  
For stony limits cannot hold love out,  
And what love can do that dares love attempt” 🙂  
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/207 "2000-12-07T14:23:42Z")

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To good ol David B. even though he doesn’t BELIEVE in mistletoe…  
Fairychatmom, a great gal  
All the dopers who know how to make the names appaear darker(I know, I dunno how!)  
Polycarp (the best)

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/208 "2000-12-07T15:58:41Z")

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huhhwhaaa\*\*\*  
…man, fall asleep for a _second_ and the next thing you know, there’s a whole thread you’ve missed…  
[sub]gotta get on my horse now…[/sub]

First, to **hypergirl** , you were the _first_ person I thought of so, no, you’re not only good for getting naked…it’s just that you do _that activity_ so exceptionally well (and what’s better than kissin’ a naked hypergirl anyway?)

**Scotticher** , a kiss with all my heart  
**FairyChatMom  
Serendipity  
Silver Fire** (who probably has the tired-est lips here)  
**Byzantine** (where _are_ you, Byz?)  
**Ayesha** (how’s your boob, sweetie?)  
**Cyndar  
Diane** (got your card today! woo-hooo! The rockinest, sexiest card in the mail!)  
**jjjfishe  
Falcon  
Una  
Ruffian  
Mega  
andygirl**

[sub]…oh my, this _is_ hard, trying to remember all the deservably smoochable people here…[/sub]

And a hearty, gentlemanly handshake to:  
**Homer  
Satan  
Euty  
DRY**

[sub]okay, this is ridiculously **impossible.** [/sub]

Special hugs, gropes and kisses to the delectable **AudreyK** akes, my irresistibly sweet best bud here! MMMMMwwwaahhh!

Happy holidays to everyone I missed!

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/209 "2000-12-07T16:30:38Z")

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Another big ole kiss to **poopah chalupa**! ::smooch::

(Damn, now I have "Copa Cabana running through my head…)

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/210 "2000-12-07T21:25:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \*  
> **Silver Fire** (who probably has the tired-est lips here)

You have _no_ idea. 😉 _smooch_

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**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/211 "2000-12-07T21:44:04Z")

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Well, i got the most smooches at once. Thanks slvr. _smooch back_ 😉

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/212 "2000-12-08T03:14:04Z")

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:::blows kisses back to **Spider Woman** :::

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/213 "2000-12-08T03:51:46Z")

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zoinks!  
I forgot **tatertot, techchick and Spider Woman**

::slaps forehead and falls over::

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/214 "2000-12-08T05:11:52Z")

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Awww…Michi, thanks! :^)

That made my day.

_smooches to my favorite ER Vet Tech_

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/215 "2000-12-08T07:35:49Z")

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Whups! I don’t expect to get mentioned in threads like this, so I’m running late.

{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}} and \<kisses\> to:

**Spider Woman** Thank you. 🙂

**purplebear** And thank you, too. 🙂 (I’m gettin’ pretty good with this smilie stuff.)

**Scotticher** , who definitely needs some. I hope things are getting better, Cheri. 🙂

**Anthracite** , just because. 🙂 (Or a handshake, if she’d prefer.)

And to **everybody who didn’t mention me, but who wouldn’t find it displeasing** , too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/216 "2000-12-08T18:39:59Z")

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5 pages… I guess I can feel rejected now:)

oh well, smooches to those who’ll take 'em.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/217 "2000-12-08T18:50:58Z")

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Hey Mike, I would have but I didn’t want to name names and leave out someone, and anyway, you don’t really want one, right? 😉 😛 😃

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/218 "2000-12-08T21:44:41Z")

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MysterEcks, _smooch_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/219 "2000-12-09T01:35:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \*  
> **First, to hypergirl, you were the _first_ person I thought of so, no, you’re not only good for getting naked…it’s just that you do _that activity_ so exceptionally well (and what’s better than kissin’ a naked hypergirl anyway?)**

Awww…poohpa! Thanks. I feel so loved and wanted now.

::rips of clothes, jumps into his lap, tips his head back and gives him long kiss, tongue included::

Was it good for you too baby?

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/220 "2000-12-09T01:56:38Z")

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2? I’ve been forgotten, I suppose.

Smooches for that gals, Beer for the guys!

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