# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/241 "2000-12-10T01:50:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Kisses on the cheek to: > \ > Geobabe and RobotArm, because they’re great to spend an evening with. > \*\* Garsh! I never get mentioned in these kind of threads so I usually don’t look. But _justthisonce_ I decided to take a peek, and whaddaya know, there I am! A belated kiss back atcha, **andygirl**! I hope you’re having a wonderful time at home with your sweetie. Let’s do another Dopefest soon. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/242 "2000-12-10T02:16:25Z")
[slowly, dramatically, walks into room, wearing dark suit. light softens, music cues. approaches Silver Fire, sweeps into arms, and slowly, softly kisses] –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/243 "2000-12-10T02:21:06Z")
Homer, oh my! _swoons_ 🙂 _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/244 "2000-12-10T02:24:40Z")
[looks at camera, winks, pulls light cord] –Tim ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/245 "2000-12-10T02:33:02Z")
Homer, I forgot to load the film in the camera. You’re going to have to kiss her again. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/246 "2000-12-10T02:37:11Z")
Homer, we’re out of film…can you start again? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/247 "2000-12-10T02:39:21Z")
Andygirl - he sold you the exclusive rights too? \ How about we split the profits & do a three females beating up Homer film? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/248 "2000-12-10T02:41:06Z")
But I got it on video!!! ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/249 "2000-12-10T02:45:29Z")
Beating UP, you said? I don’t know if I like that. Take 2! ACTION! [Scenery: Bright, cloudless blue sky. Charming villa on a small, privately owned Carribean island. Spanish inspired architecture. Sparkling clear swimming pool. Enter: Homer, dressed in casual clothing. Hawaiian shirt, sandals, blue trunks, carrying martini.] Homer: Silverfire, my dear! [Silverfire slowly exits pool, sun glistening off spandex one piece.] [Silverfire approaches Homer] Silverfire: Darling! Where have you been? Homer: It doesn’t matter, my dear. [Homer sweeps Silverfire up in arms, in a strong embrace, kissing her deeply] [Fade to black] –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/250 "2000-12-10T02:47:16Z")
[fade back to white] Homer realizes he’s holding Silo and screams… {fade back to black] ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/251 "2000-12-10T02:48:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*How about we split the profits & do a three females beating up Homer film? \*\* I think that the market would complain that it’s too good a premise, too poor an ending. Though Tim would like it too much. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/252 "2000-12-10T03:04:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*[fade back to white] > Homer realizes he’s holding Silo and screams… > {fade back to black] \*\* …screams “Wait till Doob gets a load of this!” and tongue kisses Silo. HA! You thought you had me! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/253 "2000-12-10T03:06:16Z")
Silo whips out his giant member and {this post is censored} ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/254 "2000-12-10T03:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > > \*PS your profile does not make you sound very girly. But still- nice dress. 😉 \*\* Thank you! I hadn’t realized that about my profile though…:o I assure you, I’m a female. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fire\_me\_up](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c67d28/32.png) [@fire\_me\_up](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fire_me_up)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/255 "2000-12-10T03:23:30Z")
Rasa ('cuz she’s Rasa…duh) Sounds good to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/256 "2000-12-10T03:33:45Z")
Okay, I’m just an eensy weensy bit late, but I pick **broccoli!**. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/257 "2000-12-10T03:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to **DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…**::: > \*\* A _ **handshake??** _ Oh, how you insult a lady! I demand a kiss. With tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/258 "2000-12-10T07:29:48Z")
oh dear! ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/259 "2000-12-10T16:14:49Z")
Here’s one for **[/hijack]**, and one for **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , and for Euty’s little boy **Liam** and the rest of his family too. ----:)/ x x x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/260 "2000-12-10T19:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by fire me up_ > \*\*Rasa ('cuz she’s Rasa…duh) > > Sounds good to me :)\*\* Woo! Newbie kiss! Heehee. And he/she must be a **smart** newbie! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=14)