# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/261 "2000-12-10T19:49:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > > and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to **DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…**::: > > \*\* > > A _ **handshake??** _ Oh, how you insult a lady! > > I demand a kiss. > > With tongue. \*\* And I only got a kiss on the cheek…what am I, chopped liver? :mad: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/262 "2000-12-10T21:29:53Z")
after slurping his (Elucidator’s) boots, I smooch Spiritus Mundi, because he is just plain wonderful. In fact, I do not smooch him, I smooch the hem of his garment. I also smooch Zut…he knows why. And DSYoung for being so very patiently informative (if a little condescending, but that’s ok) Oh, and I almost forgot! The biggest smooch of all for Pump Action Gerbil! 😉 stoid ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/263 "2000-12-10T22:54:12Z")
I might as well add some random kisses in there for fun. Silverfire [You were the original get-naked queen here. Sorry me and hyprgirl stole your spotlight for a bit.] Beagledave [You started the thread, so you deserve one.] Andygirl, Born Dodgy, Spiderwoman, Purplebear and Falcon [You’re all kewl in my book.] Ad Noctum [You and that indoor helmet thing…] Screech-owl [Hey, just returning one kiss from a Fl doper to another.] Coldfire [I should probably suck up to the mods after introducing Hypergirl to the board.] Hypergirl [Ooops, sweetie, I forgot you. Hey, at least I remembered you after you and everyone else was in bed with me all day yesterday.] [sub] So, anyone else up for a kiss from me? ::reapplies cherry lip gloss and smiles:: ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/264 "2000-12-10T22:58:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Beagledave [You started the thread, so you deserve one.] > So, anyone else up for a kiss from me? ::reapplies cherry lip gloss and smiles:: \*\* well of course sugar plum \ back atcha…mmm cherry 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/265 "2000-12-10T23:01:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*well of course sugar plum \ back atcha…mmm cherry 😉 \*\* Why does everyone always associate me with food? 😕 [sub]I swear, there must be some conspiracy happening where everyone wants to eat me… 😃 ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/266 "2000-12-10T23:18:25Z")
Ahh, mistletoe… one of those strange Christmas traditions I always seem to miss out on. At any rate, kisses and hugs and smothering affection to the following dopers: ssskuggiii (because she directed me her, she gets to go first :)) Lanna (even if she never posts anymore) Kyla (for her wonderful taste in music and TV shows) Falc (for being there to listen to me) Satan and Drain Bead (although how I’m going to kiss them both at once is anybody’s guess) Michi and Bear and all the other Florida dopers, even the ones I haven’t met (Mark Serlin excluded) AngelD112 (my friend Lisa) Hamadryad (Hey, she put me in her sig) …And anyone else I forgot, well, you’re there too. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/267 "2000-12-10T23:19:42Z")
Er, because she directed me **here** … ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/268 "2000-12-10T23:21:34Z")
_quick kiss for broccoli!_ _great big hug and smooch for Spider Woman (I got a kiss I didn’t whine for! From a cool stranger! Woo-hoo!)_ _smooch and ass grab for Homer_ (I’d add tounge, babe, but I know where it’s been…) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/269 "2000-12-11T02:41:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **Silverfire [You were the original get-naked queen here. Sorry me and hyprgirl stole your spotlight for a bit.]** I was?! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/270 "2000-12-11T03:33:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **Hypergirl [Ooops, sweetie, I forgot you. Hey, at least I remembered you after you and everyone else was in bed with me all day yesterday.]** Kisses back hun. At least we won’t weird out so many people on the boards as we do IRL. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/271 "2000-12-11T15:59:53Z")
Kisses to you all :::slipping the tongue to a select few::: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/272 "2000-12-11T16:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\*oh dear! \*\* That good, eh? ::runs thumbs through suspenders:: Still got it, hoo yeah! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/273 "2000-12-11T17:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > > and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to **DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…**::: > > \*\* > > A _ **handshake??** _ Oh, how you insult a lady! > > I demand a kiss. > > With tongue. \*\* No offense meant, dear. I just KNEW I’d be risking the wrath of Quietgirl should I wind up altering your, ah…, perceptions. 😉 SO, by way of an apology… :::Tygr rips open shirt, revealing virile, Michaelangelo-sculpted torso. Strides up to **andygirl** , grabbing her in his powerful arms, bends down to her tender, trembling, anxious lips. Gives his precious lady a deep, soul-touching kiss. She feels the press of his lightly parted lips, and heartbeats later the delicate caresses of his sensuous tongue. Her head spins as the world slips away…::: :::Later…::: Now, who’s next? **Geobabe** seemed upset about something… Might I offer to make amends? **Diane**? **Jeep’s Phoenix?** ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/274 "2000-12-11T17:54:36Z")
Yes, **Tygr** , I am definitely in need of some consoling after being dissed by **andygirl**. I’ll just be over here on the couch, weeping prettily. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/275 "2000-12-11T17:58:52Z")
**Saint Zero** , come here. I need a big old smoochie. With tongue. 🙂 All my love, now and forever… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/276 "2000-12-11T18:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juliana \* > \*\ ***Saint Zero** , come here. I need a big old smoochie. > > With tongue. 🙂 > > All my love, now and forever… \*\* Goody! Come here and brace yourself… 😃 [sub]I love being married.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/277 "2000-12-11T18:44:34Z")
It would have to be an awfully big misletoe to cover all the way to australia but I would definetly pick Broken Doll. DAMN SHE’S CUTE! Sure she’s a little young but this is hypothetical anyway. Shame she is always down on herself. It’s sad when someone so pretty thinks that they are ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Dumbledore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dfb087/32.png) [@Prof.Dumbledore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Dumbledore)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/278 "2000-12-11T18:48:09Z")
\*A lonely christmas for newbies ☹ \* \*\*I wish i knew more people here. I am a newbie sigh… I don’t know but if anyone will kiss me, i will be theirs forever \*\*:o ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/279 "2000-12-11T19:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > > :::Tygr rips open shirt, revealing virile, Michaelangelo-sculpted torso. Strides up to **andygirl** , grabbing her in his powerful arms, bends down to her tender, trembling, anxious lips. Gives his precious lady a deep, soul-touching kiss. She feels the press of his lightly parted lips, and heartbeats later the delicate caresses of his sensuous tongue. Her head spins as the world slips away…::: > \*\* Okay, that was kind of gross. Where are my altoids? 😉 Smooches to Falcon, punha, Nacho4Sara, pldennison, Peta, RTFirefly, Silo, Hama, Sqrl, dcnewsman, weirddave (especially to him, since he gave me directions), and Montfort. I had a great time. And another for Geobabe, because she’s not chopped liver. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/280 "2000-12-11T19:18:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Prof. Dumbledore \* > \*\*A lonely christmas for newbies ☹ \*\* Well, you don’t have to be mine _forever_ but… _smooch_ Merry Christmas. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=15)