# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/301 "2000-12-11T22:40:48Z")

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::comes to groggily, then remembers what **Tygr** just did and faints again::

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**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/302 "2000-12-12T00:29:55Z")

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Hugs and Kisses to:  
Monster104-I didn’t forget you, I’m just lazy  
SanibelMan- My friend, my enemy. Whatever!  
And to the rest of you- I don’t post much, and know very few of you, but I wish you all the best.  
Lisa

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/303 "2000-12-12T03:17:13Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> And one for mrblue92 - we owls are not as scary as you think.

Woo-hoo! My day has been made. Now that TWO girls have mentioned me, I am inspired to be a little more forward with the lovely ladies here.

_Browsing through the people pages…_

Seems to me a few of these could use a kiss.

**Elke** : That cute newbie who reminds me of Ashley Judd. (Let’s see if I can bring her out of lurker mode.)

**valerieblaise & jjjfishe** : Because gentlemen prefer blondes.

**Rosebud** : Just cause I like ya. Can’t help it.

**Scotticher, Welfy, & Broken Doll** : Because such lovely girls need to be kissed every once in awhile.

And of course, **Medea’s Child** … (tag, you’re it!)

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/304 "2000-12-12T03:22:53Z")

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(((((((((Welfy))))))))

Whatever is making you blue, it/they/him/she should be ashamed. Scotti is of the opinion that her Welfy is a  
marvelous person, and deserves to ALWAYS be happy!

Smooches to Welfy.

Feel better, hon!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/305 "2000-12-12T04:24:20Z")

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Well, now that I am feeling a bit more like myself, I would like to say that I smooched all of the following people right back, and threw in hugs for good measure! Because, you guys are the best, that’s why!

**Eutychuss55  
Jester  
tiggeril (aka ScottiDaughter)  
iampunha  
Medea’s Child  
Spider Woman  
Brynda  
kellibelli  
Bumbazine  
purplebear  
Danielinthewolvesden  
Odieman  
Serendipity  
LeSang  
AudreyK  
Cyndar  
poohpa chalupa  
MysterEcks  
mrblue92**

Thanks for the smooches, friends, and right back 'atcha!

((((Smooch))))

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/306 "2000-12-12T04:41:00Z")

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And now, my list of unsmooched (by me, at least) people to whom I beckon, as I stand under the mistletoe, armed with my trusty jar of carmex.

In no particular order:

\*\*dpr  
dropzone  
Monster104  
Anthracite  
WoodThrush  
Shayna  
chique  
magdalene  
AntiPro  
Silverfire  
Jayla  
Serendipity  
Wyldelf  
Kat  
fierra  
delphica  
porcupine  
Grace  
Homer  
pipefitter  
MrC  
Falcon  
Canadian Sue  
Turpentine  
TVeblen  
DuckDuckGoose  
Persephone  
Coldfire  
Chef Troy  
JohnnyLA  
racinchikki  
Connor  
relic\_11  
Pluto  
Niggle  
ren  
rjk  
PepperLandGirl  
spooje  
FairyChatMom  
struuter  
Zenster  
ExTank  
rocking chair  
whiterabbit  
MaxTorque  
JoeyHemlock  
Dr. Paprika  
Simetra  
MsRobyn

All of the terrifically funny, sweet and not-so-sweet people that make chat such a warm and entertaining place  
to hang out, some of whom I just KNOW I forgot to mention ☹

\*\*

Now, I just KNOW that I am missing someone wonderful, but my lips are tired and the mistletoe is dropping it’s leaves. So if I remember anyone I forgot, I will be back later with a fresh mistetoe and another jar of carmex.

(My apologies for being so lengthy)

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/307 "2000-12-12T05:09:40Z")

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Woohoo! I got **Scotti** -kisses on both of her lists! That’s exactly what I needed, too.

::more smooches to Scotticher::

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/308 "2000-12-12T05:21:47Z")

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Oops!

Well, you deserve to be smooched twice. And hugged twice, too! 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/309 "2000-12-12T08:04:03Z")

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Smooch back to Scotti and a smooch to maidenunicorn41.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/310 "2000-12-12T08:07:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> \*\*And one more for **DRY** , just because (even though he hasn’t answered my e-mail back). \*\*

And one more for **screech-owl** (Hon, are things better? You should have gotten my reply by now.)

“There’s language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,  
Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out  
At every joint and motive of her body.”  
–Troilus and Cressida, Act 4, Scene v

Repeated kisses of affection for **Medea’s Child** , **Michi** , **GolfWidow** and **TroubleAgain**. Because I adore them!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/311 "2000-12-12T08:08:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Tygr \*  
> > and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to **DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…**:::  
> > \*\*
> 
> A _ **handshake??** _ Oh, how you insult a lady!
> 
> I demand a kiss.
> 
> With tongue. \*\*

Handshake back to tygr . . .

**andy** , perhaps we have more to discuss for this weekend than I had thought . . . ?😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/312 "2000-12-12T09:41:33Z")

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Special smooches to Scotti, who has been so caring and understanding. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/313 "2000-12-12T14:47:35Z")

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A big holiday smoooooootch for **Scotticher**!

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/314 "2000-12-12T14:49:52Z")

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Aw, shucks, **mrblue** , I’m all giddy now 😉

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/315 "2000-12-14T06:50:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> \*\*  
> Repeated kisses of affection for **Medea’s Child** , **Michi** , **GolfWidow** and **TroubleAgain**. Because I adore them! \*\*

Right back at you, DRY. I still think you should come to Florida so all your adoring Florida girls can have a big “I love Dan” party.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/316 "2000-12-14T07:08:01Z")

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_smooches for_

Scotti and weirddave, for both being understanding and caring. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/317 "2000-12-14T07:49:54Z")

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It seems that Ogres aren’t very mistletoe-able.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/318 "2000-12-14T08:49:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > \*\*  
> > Repeated kisses of affection for **Medea’s Child** , **Michi** , **GolfWidow** and **TroubleAgain**. Because I adore them! \*\*
> 
> Right back at you, DRY. I still think you should come to Florida so all your adoring Florida girls can have a big “I love Dan” party. \*\*

If you threw it, I would come. (_Ahem_. Double entendre NOT deliberate)

[sub]Though you can never tell…[/sub]

I’m completely serious. About _everything_ above.

[hijack] I’ve REALLY missed seeing you on the boards recently, Rhonda! [/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/319 "2000-12-14T13:22:27Z")

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See, your harem, DRY. Believe me now?

_grin_

_quick holiday smooch to Maeglin, who just made my day yesterday!_

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/320 "2000-12-14T13:29:39Z")

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Well, I _would_ smooch Scotti, but I seem to be the one person of the Teeming Millions forgotten in two posts. Hrmph.

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