# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/341 "2000-12-16T17:21:17Z")
I’m kissing everyone. Then I can resent all of you (except thinksnow and spider woman) for not reciprocating. Self-involved bastards! All of you! ricepad, stop groping my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/342 "2000-12-16T18:59:49Z")
Hey **CrankyAsAnOldMan**! \ Gotcha! And as promised (in the Pit, no less), here is another HUGE \ for **andygirl** for being so very clever. I love you ever so much. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/343 "2000-12-16T19:26:23Z")
_smooches DRY, just because_ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/344 "2000-12-16T19:39:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*I’m kissing everyone. Then I can resent all of you (except thinksnow and spider woman) for not reciprocating. > > Self-involved bastards! All of you! > > ricepad, stop groping my ass. \*\* ``` Hey, I'm not letting you have the advantage on me! ``` ::smooch:: (though I would let you if you didn’t have the As in there… - you do have a nice As) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/345 "2000-12-16T21:31:24Z")
(((Scotticher))) Thanks! 😃 Hey Tygr, how’s about kissing me again? But this time, without all the flowery stuff that’s making everyone else swoon. I mean, that stuff is nice & all, but it’s not my bag today. How’s about some beer-swillin’, football-watchin’, cheesy-poof-eatin’ raunch? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/346 "2000-12-17T10:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*_smooches DRY, just because_ \*\* Well, I return the favor with interest, of course! 🙂 “Take all my loves, my love, yea, take them all; What hast thou then more than thou hadst before? No love, my love, that thou mayst true love call; All mine was thine before thou hadst this more.” –Sonnet 40 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/347 "2000-12-17T19:09:29Z")
_a multitude of kiss-on-the-cheek-like-your-Italian-third-cousin smooches to Ad Noctum_ Thanks for all your help…or should I say, “Grazie”? ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/348 "2000-12-17T21:09:02Z")
Wow - I have never stood under the mistletoe before _grins_ better make up for some lost time **Nymysys** for being one of the most naturally effusive and wonderful people I know _smooches\*\*hugs_ **Dpr** for just being you, one of my dearest and most supportive and caring friends. I love you. mmmmm _smoooooch_ **Scotti** because such a wonderful person deserves all the smooches and cuddles they can get. **Welfy** for being brave and starting to face your fears **Spiderwoman** for being one of the kindest people I have met on the board **Tatertot** you too tatertot **Crunchy frog** for your kind welcome and incredibly sarcastic sense of humour. Though I haven’t made it to being your favourite newbie yet - I reckon if I stalk you long enough and smother you in smooches you will have to give in. \*\* Everyone \*\* that I have run out of time to list - smooches to you all. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/349 "2000-12-18T01:17:12Z")
psssssttt!!! Crunchy… 'mere 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/350 "2000-12-18T01:40:14Z")
One for **Just A Girl** and one for **Silly Rabbit**. And here’s one for **BornDodgy** and another for **Stoidela** [whose political views I admire] and another for **techchick68** [I think I already gave her one but I think she needs more]. I think I will have to limit myself to ending my posts to this thread after Twelfth Night [even though I am agnostic, I try to make Christmas last as long as possible]. Otherwise, I will eventually end up kissing everybody, and my arachni-mandibles will be very chapped. ----:D/ x x x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/351 "2000-12-18T03:44:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > \*\* > **valerieblaise & jjjfishe** : Because gentlemen prefer blondes. > \*\* a _SMOOCH_ on the cheek for you mrblue92. you are too kind! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/352 "2000-12-18T14:35:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Hey Tygr, how’s about kissing me again? > > But this time, without all the flowery stuff that’s making everyone else swoon. I mean, that stuff is nice & all, but it’s not my bag today. > > How’s about some beer-swillin’, football-watchin’, cheesy-poof-eatin’ raunch? 😃 \*\* :: Tygr’s been ridin’ hither an’ yon trying to fulfill the quest he was sent on. Suddenly, a hand reaches out from the door of a (familiar) rollicking joint. :: Whoa! The mistletoe’s still cookin’ , eh? Allright, milady! :: Doffs his armor, puts on [sub]( **Persephone’s** favorite team)[/sub] jersey. Puts team cap on backwards, plops onto couch.:: 'sup, Hot Stuff? Hey, how 'bout them [sub](Persephone’s favorite team)[/sub]? :: Chugs beer, stuffs mouth with cheesy poofs. Face & hands now covered with yellow cheese-scented powder. Cheers on [sub](Persephone’s favorite team)[/sub]. Half time show comes on.:: Whoo, what now? :: Leers at Persephone :: Heyyy, good lookin’! :: Wipes yellow powder on jersey. Turns to Persephone and vigorously pounces. :: _[sub]\[/sub]_ Kisses her :):):):), nibbles the back of her :):):):), licks up to her :p:p:p:p, fondles ;);););), pulls off her ;);););), unhooks her 🆒🆒🆒🆒, pulls down her :D:D:D:D, licks up to her :p:p:p:p … :):):):):p:p:):)🆒🆒;);):):):):):):)🆒🆒🆒:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:cool:🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒;);););););):):):):):):):):):)🙂 * * * :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/353 "2000-12-18T15:47:51Z")
Hey, Tygr, can I get some lovin’? Please? _walks up to **Tygr** grabs him by whatever he happens to be wearing and pulls him into a hungry kiss, wrapping her fingers up his back and around his shoulder muscles while pressing close_ _happy bouncy kisses to DRY_ _another for mrblue…hehehehe_ mmm … kisses make me happy. Maybe I should go attack people in the mall. On second thought, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/354 "2000-12-18T16:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > > mmm … kisses make me happy. Maybe I should go attack people in the mall. On second thought, maybe not. \*\* Which mall? Fortunately I’m right by the airport…where is US Air??? ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/355 "2000-12-18T19:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*Hey, Tygr, can I get some lovin’? Please? > _walks up to **Tygr** grabs him by whatever he happens to be wearing and pulls him into a hungry kiss, wrapping her fingers up his back and around his shoulder muscles while pressing close_ \*\* Whoo-hooa! …and THAT, genties an’ ladlemen, is what I love about Dopers! \Oh, I have the best life! I race cars, I fondle women, but I _do_ have weekends off and I am my own boss.\ :: Returns his attention to the lovely **Medea’s Child** (Note to self: DAMMIT, man! You never keep a lady waiting!) :: Glorious lady, you have certainly caused this once-strong gentleman to go absolutely weak in the knees. Surely your radiant beauty did so initially, but your vigorous ministrations did cause the very earth to tremble 'neath my feet. Please allow me to reciprocate… :: Sits on nearby fainting-couch. Pulls the object of his attention onto his lap. Cups her delicate chin in his hand. Gazes long into the mysterious depths of her dark eyes. Leans his head close as his fingers lightly trace the soft outlines of her face. His lips press, tentatively at first, then with a gradually increasing intensity as does his ardor. The taste of dear **Medea’s** sweet, delightful kisses cause honey to grow stale by comparison. :: Why, no, my lovely, I’m _not_ wearing a codpiece. Why do you ask? 😉 [sub]BTW, in the interests of not disappointing you, Ms. Child, should your tastes in descriptive prose run more in line with Persephone’s, please let me know. I’m sure I can… ah, come up with something. Or just let me know when you feel the urge to pounce on people at the mall, I’ll do what I can to satistfy yer impulses.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/356 "2000-12-18T20:56:59Z")
_blush_ Tygr, dear heart, that’s wonderful for today. My moods change frequently and sweetness is well loved at the moment. lurker! _covers lurker in bright holiday kisses_ I’m headed to the mall with my sisters in a bit. Its in Flint, be careful the roads are hellish. (Though I’ll have to keep myself calm. My sisters are at the preteen era where ‘uncool’ is very, very bad. Luckily they are still dumb enough to think _I’m_ cool. I think public kissing is not their cup of tea though. How did I get to be related to such conservative prudes?) ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/357 "2000-12-19T01:03:46Z")
In talking to my family and friends here at home I have realised just how special this place is to me. Its a community I have grown to truly care about and love. Beyond any cyber kisses or flirting, or even fighting ignorance, I hope each and every one of you has the delightful holiday season you deserve. You are truly a good crew and humanity is well served by the collection of people I have found here. Be well, my dear friends. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/358 "2000-12-19T01:08:01Z")
\ Awwwwwwwwwwwww…shucks, Missus Child, we don’t deserve _that_ much praise. We just bein ourselves, you know\> \ ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/359 "2000-12-19T01:28:59Z")
Damn, kissed by **Rosebud** , eh? Well, well and my, my. And I just noticed I got smooched by **Robyn** way back when. I’m getting all warmed up again, gang! Who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/360 "2000-12-19T01:37:05Z")
::running in full steam ahead and tackling Nym:: I’m next! Woo! No line! _gratuitous girl on girl scene omitted_ [sub]Dude, I just wanted the male population to get their lesbian fantasies out of the way here. 😉 [/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=19)