# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/361 "2000-12-19T01:43:43Z")
Dude, did you miss the one with me and **Rosebud?** People are gonna start TALKING about me! Eh…let 'em talk. ::pulls curtain shut as cheesy 70’s guitar music fills the room:: ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/362 "2000-12-19T02:02:39Z")
Since my original post, I’ve had the privilege of meeting some new people: **Olentzero** 💏💏 **Euty** 💏 **Scotticher** 💏 **Falcon** 💏 **MaxTorque** 💏 **DynoSaur** 💏 **Maeglin** 💏 **Nen** 💏 and **iampunha** 💏 {it’s just fun} Robin ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/363 "2000-12-19T02:04:31Z")
Thank you tatertot! You look absolutey gorgeous tonight! Big kiss back to tater! ::gives tater 30 minute back massage:: anything else I can do for ya? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/364 "2000-12-19T02:37:57Z")
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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/365 "2000-12-19T02:52:07Z")
::grabs thinksnow and tips him back:: Brace yourself. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/366 "2000-12-19T02:59:55Z")
::wrapping arms around Nymysys:: As we topple backward, I pull fair Nym down on top, brething the bath-fresh scent of her hair… “Wow! You smell delicious!” **SMOOCH** [sub]…and, uh, I’m just happy to see you[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/367 "2000-12-19T03:02:51Z")
I’m not sure how I feel about the brething. Methinks it’s some kind of crazy vernacular and I JUST WASHED MY HAIR! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/368 "2000-12-19T03:12:02Z")
Wow! Thanks Tygr! But you realize that all those smilies made the thread go weird. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/369 "2000-12-19T03:23:25Z")
Breathing, it’s breathing! A deep inhalation, all the better to enjoy the wonderous scent of your flowing locks. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/370 "2000-12-19T08:47:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*In talking to my family and friends here at home I have realised just how special this place is to me. Its a community I have grown to truly care about and love. > > Beyond any cyber kisses or flirting, or even fighting ignorance, I hope each and every one of you has the delightful holiday season you deserve. You are truly a good crew and humanity is well served by the collection of people I have found here. > > Be well, my dear friends. \*\* Well put, my dear. No wonder why you’re the best friend I have here–smart, pretty, kind. I have more than a few crushes on this board: JJJFishe, Frannie, Ruffian, Poysyn, etc. Then there’s Diane and her erotic dream. But as my incredibly gifted favorite said, there’s a lot more to this place than flirting. There are some truly wonderful people here, male and female. I would particularly like to single out my best friends here, five incredible people who it’s been a pleasure and an HONOR to get to know over the last ~6 months. If I’ve done nothing else this entire year, befriending the five of you was one heck of an accomplishment. You have made this lonely, insignificant guy feel very special indeed. I’ll dispense with usernames here: A sincere and gracious thank you to: Kathryn E. Robyn W. Paula M. Brenda P. Rhonda R. Thank you for being my friends. I am grateful beyond my ability to express myself. Your friend, Dan ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/371 "2000-12-19T14:56:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Wow! Thanks Tygr! > > But you realize that all those smilies made the thread go weird. 😃 \*\* Heh. Yeah, well, they kinda made ME go weird, too! 😉 It was worth it, though. **Medea’s Child** you’ve just humbled me again. You’ve demonstrated one of the best reason’s to visit the boards - the sweet natures of those I find here. As to my meager scratchings, I know they dwindle to crumbs when exposed to the light that Lord **DRY** shines. 'Tis obvious at first viewing of his posts the reason for the high esteem in which he is held by the fairest citizens of this forum. His near-omniscient command of the Noble Bard, knowing precisely those lines which best melt a lady’s heart, drive my feeble scribbles back to the darkest, dustiest corners, there best left to be forgotten… ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/372 "2000-12-19T14:57:57Z")
Geez, Tygr that was laying it on a bit thick there, wasn’t it? Apologies to all readers, I don’t usually wallow in self-deprecation. At least not in public. :o ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/373 "2000-12-20T03:52:03Z")
I am finally here to lay many smooches on my Welf. Maybe Dragon should search for his name more often! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/374 "2000-12-20T04:10:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*::running in full steam ahead and tackling Nym:: > > I’m next! Woo! No line! > > _gratuitous girl on girl scene omitted_ > > [sub]Dude, I just wanted the male population to get their lesbian fantasies out of the way here. 😉 [/sub] \*\* Dagnabit, **Rasa** , don’t step on my turf! Ahem. Now where were we, ladies? [sub]bow bow chicka chicka bow bow…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/375 "2000-12-20T04:42:27Z")
[sub]\[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/376 "2000-12-20T05:12:19Z")
_Spiritus sneaks in late, hoping nobody noticed his tardiness_ Now, to make up for lost time: 87\* Spider Woman 87\* Stoidella 87\* Gaudere 87\* Falcon 87\* Kellibelli 87P Pricciar[sub]the umbrella drink confused me[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/377 "2000-12-20T06:42:41Z")
ok kisses to porcupine-your a wnderful person and i am happy to know you nymysys i havnt met you yet but i hope to get t oknow you wyldelf you are a bonafide hottie parexcelence medea’s child thanks for the email it meant a lot to me gaudere cause i’m your disciple and i am in awe of your persistence falcon cause you are a sweetheart and a genunely caring person borndodgy- i have gone through you are going through and i am thinking of you(not just cause you are so schon) I wish i could make it to Osterreich in feb and give you a hug from all the us dopers tatertot-i still didnt get the kindereier but i hope all is well with you i’m going to try to mekr it to Heidelberg in Februar to see you if my friend doesnt kill me at fasching kisses to all the wonderul people I missed- it is due to over drinking not negligence ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/378 "2000-12-20T08:26:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\*As to my meager scratchings, I know they dwindle to crumbs when exposed to the light that Lord **DRY** shines. 'Tis obvious at first viewing of his posts the reason for the high esteem in which he is held by the fairest citizens of this forum. His near-omniscient command of the Noble Bard, knowing precisely those lines which best melt a lady’s heart, drive my feeble scribbles back to the darkest, dustiest corners, there best left to be forgotten… \*\* Hmm…a bit long for a sig. 🙂 The Lord DRY would just as soon have ONE, ONE MEASLY FRICKIN’ IN REAL LIFE GIRLFRIEND, than a horde of cyber harems (fascinating as some of these ladies are). _ahem_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\*I don’t usually wallow in self-deprecation. At least not in public. :o \*\* I do. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/379 "2000-12-20T11:36:29Z")
A late addendum to my list: big smooches to **MikeG** for being such a sweetie (you type well for a blind person ;)) a second round of smooches for **Nymysys, Dpr, Scotticher, Welfy** [sub]and a blown kiss from the other side of the glass as I secretly watch Crunchy Frog[sub] ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/380 "2000-12-20T16:06:47Z")
Blind drunk you mean! I’m still trying to reconstruct last night’s posting flurry after coming home from the Christmas party- It’s not a pretty sight:eek: hoo boy, time for some damage control! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=20)