# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/21 "2000-12-02T23:24:45Z")
Ack! I knew I’d forget someone… a ::smooch:: to Crunchy ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/22 "2000-12-02T23:52:31Z")
**Crunchy Frog** , you’re one of my favorite Dopers too. _smooch_ **Nerd** , my name is Steve. 😉 _smooch_ **Jester** , I don’t hate you. _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/23 "2000-12-03T00:51:04Z")
Smooches to . . . Silver\_Fire Nacho4Sara tiggeril Nocturne ssskuggiii purplebear Brunetter struuter tubagirl Medea’s Child Scotticher Falcon andygirl and . . . Cyndar Now if y’all’ll excuse me, my lips are tired and need recovery time. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/24 "2000-12-03T00:56:08Z")
smooches, in no particular order (or maybe all together 😉 ) to: Odieman, Dire Wolf, P\_will (for heroic thread boredom - hey, he meant to do it!), EruditeIce (thinksnow), Anthracite (because), BeagleDave for valiant efforts to draw mistletoe!, Jester, Coldfire & MrC…& anyone that I’ve forgotten… ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/25 "2000-12-03T01:59:58Z")
mistletoe smooches to: TheNerd Osip Odieman Jophiel Max Torque RTFirefly Highlander Democritus (looking around to make sure psycat isn’t looking) and Chef Troy (cause I liked his mash notes) ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/26 "2000-12-03T02:48:21Z")
::SMOOCH:: to Smug ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/27 "2000-12-03T03:00:07Z")
One for Zette because I pissed her off (and she’s a cutie). Ah, hell, I’m open-minded, one for Esprix for making a comment that’s turned into at least 2 or 3 more threads. On the facial cheek, though, Ex, my wife doesn’t like it when I think about exploring the other side 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/28 "2000-12-03T03:03:00Z")
Hey! I got smooched! 😉 Well, here’s one back atcha **Smooothie**! Hmmm, okie, here goes: :Looking in Bag O’ Smoochies: Ah ha! I have smoochies here for… **Doob and Pat** for being cool Cali bros. **Jophy** , just on principle. **Coldy** for always correcting the spelling of Guinness. **Slvr** for being a sweetie. **Veb** , even though she betrayed us and went to IMHO. 😉 **MrC** , for being such a stud. **Kelli and Angie** , because it’s damn cold up there in CanuckLand. **Oldie and Rasa** for being so sweet they make me want to puke. **tatertot** , because I like the way she sucks salamis.😃 **Obfus and Lani** , because BagLady’s got a nice ass. **Kilgore Trout** , since his sense of sarcasm is sharper than anyone I know. **Zette** , for being out in the open with her bathroom mishaps. Well, I’m sure I missed some people, but I have to move on to my big Bag O’ Deep, Sensual Kisses before it gets too late. Ok, let’s see who’s in here: **PSYCAT!** 😉 I love you, baby. [sub]yeah, I know, I know, get a room, right? ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/29 "2000-12-03T03:17:02Z")
Wow, I’m embarrased now. Knew that I’d forget some people, but didn’t know that those people would be two of my favorite posters! So quick, before anybody notices… \ for **Medea’s Child** , fellow Pittsburgher and generally kick-ass kinda gal. And… \ for **Purplebear**! How could I forget such a nice person! Everyone else who I forgot, I’m sure I’ll remember you eventually. Just wait yer turn. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/30 "2000-12-03T03:57:27Z")
I’ll give one to myself since my wife is out of town. After all, I need to do something to woo myself for later on tonight when it’s just me, the Sears lingerie catalog, and a bucket of wings. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/31 "2000-12-03T04:23:02Z")
Hmmmm… Racin’… ::smooooch:: (Sorry Guns, I had to) ssskuggiii… ::smmooooooooooochers to you:: Mecha…::smooch:: :👅: ::smooch:: :👅: ::heavy petting::… Oh, its only mistletoe, sorry, forgot. silver ::smooch:: Fierra ::smooch:: Rasa ::smooch:: MaxTorque ::smoo… um, nevermind. MAHIR ::I KISS YOU!!!:: ---
**Author:** ![Neil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/839c29/32.png) [@Neil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neil)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/32 "2000-12-03T04:43:07Z")
Duke- I’m pretty sure I saw a mistletoe belt buckle for sale somewhere online last year. I wish I had gotten one. You could probably make your own pretty easily, though. I’ll probably find a way to horribly misuse the tradition of mistletoe this year. -Neil ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/33 "2000-12-03T04:53:23Z")
Okay, here’s my (probably not so) complete list of people to smooch: Demo ('cuz he smooched me and he’s one of my boyz) Doob ('cuz I loves me some Doob and he’s one of my boyz) Oldie ('cuz he’s my arch enemy and he’s one of my boyz) Rasa ('cuz she’s Rasa…duh) MrC (just 'cuz) Trixie ('cuz he smooched me) Punha ('cuz he smooched me) Euty (even though he failed to mention me ::pout:🙂 Max ('cuz he helps me pick on Silo) Falcon ('cuz she’s nice to me and stuff) Anthracite ('cuz I got to be in her story) Jophiel ('cuz I _always_ smooch him) Odieman ('cuz he’s just sweet enough to smooch) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/34 "2000-12-03T04:55:38Z")
Disable smilies in this post… Disable smilies in this post. Damn it! That should say ::pout:: (Like you couldn’t figure that out for yourselves…) ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/35 "2000-12-03T06:18:36Z")
A big _SMOOCH_ goes out to: iampunha (for smooching me first) Ad Noctum (for being such a doll!) Yue Han (for simply talking to me) Happy holidays!!! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/36 "2000-12-03T12:37:47Z")
A big smooch to my best buddy **aha** And a smooch to all the male dopers ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/37 "2000-12-03T13:48:19Z")
I’m just here to give Silver Fire a good look at my ass, which she is cordially invited to kiss for leaving me off her list. I mean, yeah, virtual {{{hugs}}} are out, but I can’t believe she left me offa her mistletoe list. Shocked, shocked I am; shocked and offended. Stay outta chat for ONE LOUSY NIGHT and get dissed. _I_ see how it is. _sniff_… But I’ll go ahead and break my “absolutely positively almost no flirting on the boards ever ever unless the moon is in the right place or the planets align or I really feel like it” rule and give a big smooch-out to: **Silver Fire** , even though she doesn’t DESERVE ONE **Olentzero** , and shame on y’all for leaving him out **Mr. Cynical** , and ditto, y’all should be ashamed **Chef Troy** , and I promise I’ll send you email, you bundle of libido, you. 😃 **Smooooooocheroooooonies** to **techchick68** , who needs all the love and attention she can get A polite peck on the cheek to **Esprix, matt\_mcl, Doobieous and SqrlCub** , and who give women everywhere a reason to wish they were hermaphroditic at the very least **Anthracite** gets a virtual DIP and _SMOOCH_, so neener **Rasa** gets a peck on the cheek even though she keeps dissing me **tubagirl** can have a big ol’, all-out “Top-Gun” style kiss, and if anyone wants to ostracize her they can do it to me too, and I’ll take the “kiss my ass” favors for both of us, neener neener neener I know I forgot plenty of people, but since I also loathe and despise popularity contests, I know that they will all understand they were left out due only to my faulty memory, and not to the fact that they’re not incredibly cool. Also, **Tark** (who naturally gets whatever kinda kisses he wants, duh, and anywhere) gave me stupid Creamora in my coffee instead of actual dairy-based halfnhalf, and I think its effecting my brain. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/38 "2000-12-03T13:49:56Z")
And sorry for the huge chunk of bolding. I think the “preview” button can kiss my firm yet pliant butt as well. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/39 "2000-12-03T15:21:07Z")
Here you go DRY :::smooch::: Just for being you. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/40 "2000-12-03T16:07:52Z")
A special _smooch_ to **Montfort** And I also want to give a _smooch_ to **Olentzero** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=3)