# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/61 "2000-12-03T23:03:21Z")
I’m really touched - **Spider Woman** - thank you (sniff, sniff, I’ve never been mentioned in one of these threads before…) So, hardly know how to act, now that I’m here. Well, certainly **SpiderWoman** , and all the mods, of course (suck up??? who, me??) and special attention to those posters who always impress me with their wise, thoughtful postings (and tho’ I’m naming some, I’ll naturally forget some): **Jodi, zev, Suo, kimstu, Spititus Mundi, etc.** , who all make wandering into Great Debates a wonderous thing. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/62 "2000-12-03T23:04:08Z")
_resumes cyber-mistletoe kisses to iampunha_ ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/63 "2000-12-03T23:29:47Z")
::smooch:: back at ya, **Duke**! And one for **Scotticher** and **purplebear** , just for being so sweet to everyone! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/64 "2000-12-03T23:33:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*_resumes cyber-mistletoe kisses to iampunha_ \*\* _takes her head in both hands and reaches forward to kiss her, lips closed, for a few precious seconds_ This is fun. I think I could get used to this. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/65 "2000-12-04T00:57:57Z")
Wow. 🙂 Thanks **Crunchy** and **Duke**. Right back at you. I won’t make a mistletoe kiss list because I know I will forget someone. I really really like this place. The best place on the net. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/66 "2000-12-04T01:07:21Z")
Well, after I force myself to stop smootching with **Jimmy(swoon)Nipples**, and **beagle(yummy)dave**, I plant a firm one on **Demo** whilst I grap his delightful bottom! I’ll give **Homer** a long slow one, and a peck for **Silo** (hey! its the holidays!) And while under the mistletoe, I have sisterly pecks for **Angie, Zette, tubagirl** (who thinks I dont like her;))a big one for **Byzzy** , and more for **Bunnygirl, scotticher, VougueVixen, Hammy, Anthracite, Diane…** I have more, but my lips are tired. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/67 "2000-12-04T01:13:21Z")
Smooches for Homer, zyzz, Garfield, Woody, and Silo. And I know I’m still missing some. And an extra special smooch for Hamadryad, who I wish would come into chat tonight so I might kiss her ass in real time. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/68 "2000-12-04T01:17:26Z")
Juan, smooches to you. 🙂 That’s it. This is my last post in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/69 "2000-12-04T01:19:03Z")
Oooh, wow! I finally got into a list _before_ I came in and whined about it! I must be getting somewhere. 😃 First off, reciprocal smooches for the following: **Hamadryad** , who is cooler than she thinks she is and who mentioned me first. **Anniz** , en hjärtlig puss från mig, en snapps och några syltkakor. I have the Swedish words to _Santa Lucia_ around here somewhere… And finally to **Falcon** , who is indeed a cool chick. Also inappropriately long hugs. Other smoochies: **SqrlCub** for smooching me in public, in front of **dcnewsman** yet! Damn, Mrs. O wants to make a phone call. I gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/70 "2000-12-04T01:20:04Z")
Smooches back to all the people who smooched me, and to all of the wonderful people who have been supporting me through a very difficult time. I started making a list, but it got so long, and I was so afraid that I would miss someone… **Smooches to all of you, you know who you are!** ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/71 "2000-12-04T01:22:57Z")
I ALMOST forgot Odie! I had to rest up my mouth to give him an extra big smootch!! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/72 "2000-12-04T02:05:34Z")
Kisses on the cheek to: Una, for more reasons than I could possibly list. Silver Fire, just because. punha, because he’s been a constant source of friendship and support. Can’t wait to see you! Nym, because she never fails to crack me up. Birdie, because coming out can suck. (How did the holidays go, anyway?) Homer, so he can say that he’s gotten play from a lesbian. Geobabe and RobotArm, because they’re great to spend an evening with. Biggirl, because I enjoy reading her posts dpr, you’re just neat. Woody, because you played ‘getting to know you’ with me. various glbt dopers for their grace and dignity Sea, your chat support is much needed at times. Doob, I’ll be your fruit fly anytime. Spider Woman, 'cause I love her hats. Ender, because you’re inscrutable. Rasa and oldie- aw, how cute. Welfy, 'cause welfs are neat. matt\_mcl, for years of flaming. Swiddles, for patron sainting. mega the roo, for entering ‘man-pickle’ into my lexicon To Eve I offer a bow, because mistletoe is probably uncouth. 😉 And finally, a kiss for my quietgirl. I’ll be home soon, my love. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/73 "2000-12-04T02:09:02Z")
Well thats a record I’ve recieved **two** pity kisses, thanks Silver and Kelli. And number three will come from Falcon ;). Keith ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/74 "2000-12-04T02:13:51Z")
Damn right it will. Except it’s not a pity kiss, it’s a kiss because yer sweet. _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/75 "2000-12-04T02:17:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*This is my last post in this thread. \*\* Call me a liar, but I have to return andygirl’s smooch. So… _smooch_ And a _smooch_ to thinksnow, too. May you never forget my birthday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/76 "2000-12-04T02:43:07Z")
aight, I’ve just gotta smooch---- Medea’sChild–I’ve been sent to this earth to make her feel bad for all of the men she tormented when she was underage. (read: cute, nice, caring, good listener, and best friend on the boards) BornDodgy–Cute, Austrian, and a great friend. Nocturne–Her name is close to mine, and looks like a 3rd cousin of mine. SpiderWoman–lives close to me, and I will meet her sometimes somewhat soon SandyR-- lives close to me, and I owe her Vennie Jerky Sue Duhnym-- made me happy at my 300th post party… but didn’t (shouldn’t’ve) happen(ed) for 3 more years… (handshake) Iampunha-- you were one of the first people to make me feel really at home here. Thank you very much. (handshake) Democratus-- Women adore you, men want to be you. (handshake) Homer–for being completely insane and inane all the time, but somehow making some sense when rambling about something you care for. (handshake) Monster104-- for having the same political views as me, and being able to argue politics very fiercely. more to come 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/77 "2000-12-04T03:12:20Z")
…Maidenunicorn41 - show me some of that redheaded fire… …Purplebear - so sweet… …Medea’s Child - so nice. Everyone can forget someone the first time, but you did remmebr, and that’s what counts… …Spider Woman - who could have arachnophobia when a spider can be so sweet… …and all the other ladies, I am sure I forgot some, but the gathering of such lovelies makes my head spin… ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/78 "2000-12-04T04:15:10Z")
Kisses for all the females! 🙂 (because I’m too lazy to list people, and every time I do - I leave out someone special) Extra special kisses to a select few out there, you know who you are. (If you don’t, well then, that would be unfortunate. :D) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/79 "2000-12-04T04:27:52Z")
::Tripler walks around with a fishing pole duct-taped to his back, hanging a piece of mistletoe over his noggin. . .:: Tripler Hoping to get lucky here . . . ---
**Author:** ![Birdie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/80 "2000-12-04T04:32:41Z")
a friendly kiss back to **andygirl** (i hope quietgirl doesn’t mind!) for being such a sweetie and helping me when i needed it! _smooch!_ PS- Holidays went fine… cause i kept my mouth shut! 🙂 Thanks again \<3 Nicole [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730.md?page=5)