# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/101 "2000-12-04T18:26:44Z")

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…and I’ll say it again! **Spider Woman** , yer the tops! I’d like to return the favor with a smooch and a big hug, too. **{{{Spidey}}}**

Since I’m here, I’ll offer smooches to everyone in the SDMB community. You make my work day a whole lot more interesting, entertaining and educational.

Oh, and I’ll be hangin’ out by the mistletoe if anyone else needs a kiss…

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/102 "2000-12-04T18:56:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **stofsky** _
> 
> The one where I called you a one-trick pony.

Ah, yes - not something to be proud of, dear lad. ☹

> [@](#):
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> And I never said I was straight, just that my wife doesn’t like it 😉

Tease not the queers at this festive holiday, for some of us are packing and are cranky about it. :mad:

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/103 "2000-12-04T19:52:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*  
> \*\*…kiss my firm yet pliant butt… \*\*

"Things are getting warm…

Oh Hamadarling…"

_Ahem_

And kisses to **Smoothie, Purplebear and Falcon** , as well as **Techie** and **Ultress**.

::Brightly::

“How 'bout the rest of the board babes?”

VB applies his blistex and puckers up.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/104 "2000-12-04T19:55:29Z")

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drive by smooch!

\<andy runs up to vix and kisses her on the cheek\>

heehee.

\<andy scurries away\>

And kisses to kelli and Gadarene, in hopes that they feel better.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/105 "2000-12-04T20:00:48Z")

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OOOPS!

Almost forgot the delectable **Spidey** , and a continental kiss of the hand for our regal **Eve**.

Happy holidays to all!

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/106 "2000-12-04T20:28:02Z")

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::sniff…sigh…pout::

Just kidding. 😃 I don’t mind so much not getting a direct smooch.

::sniff…:: No really. I’m okay.

I’ll just send out tons of major smooches to everyone out there, so I don’t leave anyone out. Happy Holidays to all. May the season find you safe and warm in your homes, and surrounded by the ones you love.  
Stephen

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/107 "2000-12-04T21:00:56Z")

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Shyly walks up & gives **Eve** a smooch on the cheek for being the first SDMB vet to offer me a night of witty sex & wild, abandoned ice cream…

Shyly walks up & gives **Persephone** a smooch on the cheek for being the first SDMB vet to offer me a “How YOU doin?”

Shyly walks up & gives **welfy** a smooch on the cheek 'coz newbie wallflowers gotta stick together.[sub](Yeah, right, like a deahn-undah cutie like welfy will ever be a wallflower.)[/sub]

Shyly walks up and kisses **Crunchy Frog** on the hindquarters 'coz he knows that’s what newbies have to do…

:::Shuffles off to the back left corner of the room nursing a cup of watered-down nog:::

[sub]Don’t mean to be an Eeyore, but the last party I went to was in high school, and that’s exactly how my experiences of these things went. Minus the smooches, of course…[/sub]☹

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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/108 "2000-12-04T21:43:45Z")

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I was standing under the mistletoe and **andygirl** kissed me! Woo hoo!

And here’s big kiss for **Tygr** , who was brave enough to come on in. ::smooooch::

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/109 "2000-12-04T22:08:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Simetra \*  
> \*\*::sniff…sigh…pout::
> 
> Just kidding. 😃 I don’t mind so much not getting a direct smooch.
> 
> ::sniff…:: No really. I’m okay.
> 
> I’ll just send out tons of major smooches to everyone out there, so I don’t leave anyone out. Happy Holidays to all. May the season find you safe and warm in your homes, and surrounded by the ones you love.  
> Stephen \*\*

Oh, how I love poor pathetic men… C’mere and pucker up!! I’ll smooch ya from here to next Tuesday!!

😉

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/110 "2000-12-04T22:14:03Z")

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“Oh, and while I’m waiting here to be smooched thoroughly, I’ll sip my eggnog and 151. Oh **dragonlady** , did I mention the Cinnamon oil, with a little apple mixed in for that holiday spirit?”

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**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/111 "2000-12-04T22:19:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> Tease not the queers at this festive holiday, for some of us are packing and are cranky about it. :mad:
> 
> Esprix \*\*

No pun intended, 'Sprix? 😉

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/112 "2000-12-05T00:14:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> \*\*_grabs Tripler and smooches him repeatedly_ \*\*

All I want in my stocking for XMas is **Falcon** 😉

Tripler  
Blushing. Really. I am . . .

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/113 "2000-12-05T00:36:14Z")

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Kisses back to struuter and andygirl (and anyone I missed).

Handshake back to Ad Noctum because his lips seem to have fallen off from kissing Medea’s Child.

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/114 "2000-12-05T00:54:48Z")

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Some more smooches…

**Crunchy Frog** because he deserves one after being wrongly accused of wearing a mistletoe belt! I’m sorry I kicked you! _hugs_  
**Garfield** because he’s a sweetie who worries about me too much. 🙂  
**andygirl** , because she is so cool!  
**matt\_mcl** , because a million years ago he called me “hella cute”  
My loyal fans who listened to my debut “Welfy the Teapot” song and didn’t laugh _at_ me. 😉  
**sanibelman** for being there for me in some tough times  
**mega the roo** for being my long-lost twin with similar strange habits.  
**silo** for being such a goofball :wally  
**tygr** –I want to get to know you! Don’t be shy! _grabs tygr in a welfish headlock_  
**MontfoNt** Because he’s better than zapdingbats!  
**thinksnow** Because he noticed me in the corner!  
I’ll think of others later. If I didn’t mention you, then complain to me, please! 😃

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/115 "2000-12-05T01:20:42Z")

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I need a smooch…

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/116 "2000-12-05T01:38:01Z")

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_smooch just for Gunslinger_ (a hottie should never have to beg like that.)

_swipes Tygr’s cup of watered down nog and replaces it with the good stuff._ There you go.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/117 "2000-12-05T02:01:39Z")

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\<walks quietly into the room, notices all the sweet, wonderful people standing around, taking their turn under several large sprigs of mistletoe. Suddenly finds herself getting smooched by so many dear friends like:  
**Crunchy Frog** , I’m right here, been a bit busy. sorry, dear. I did vote on your pic. _smooch_  
**Nerd** , awwww…_Blush_ I love you too, my friend._smooch_  
**Paddy** , just cuz you’re so sexy and a sweetie too. _smooch_  
**Jester** ,_Blush_ Thanks. _smooch_  
**Spider woman** , you’re a dear, and a joy to read. _smooch_ on your cheek  
**Falcon** , my number one birdy friend. Easy to be sweet to you, hon. _smooch_ on your cheek.  
**Brynda** , _blush_ thanks so much. _smooch_ on the cheek  
**lurkernomore** , why, you sweetie. _smooch!_  
**evilbeth** , one of the sweetest people here. _smooch_ on the cheek  
**Bumbazine** , umm…don’t know what to say. Thank you. _smooch_  
**Vestal Blue** , my very favorite flyboy. 😉 I have something special planned for you.  
All these dear, sweet people wanted to smooch me! WOW!\>

Ok, ok, now to add some more , in no particular order:  
**MaidenUnicorn** love ya, my friend. _smooch_ on the cheek  
**rosebear** my SIL, I miss you muchly. ☹ _Smooch_  
**Grace** for being so sweet and meeting me for dinner. I had a great time. We’ll have to do it again sometime soon._smooch_ on the cheek  
**DRY** for being so nice to me, and for having a sexy voice on the phone. 😉 _smooch_  
**weirddave** for being a good friend. _smooch_  
**pipefitter** my dear friend. glad you’re doing well. _smooch!_  
**casdave** for wonderful chocolate, even if my cubs did eat most of it._smooch_  
**ultress** for being a sweetie to me always. _smooch_ on the cheek  
**Scotti** such a sweet, kind heart you have. _smooch_ on the cheek  
**ChiefScott** just 'cuz. _smooch_  
**dpr** I’ve missed you in chat, my Aussie buddy._smooch!_  
**Coldfire** my Dutch pal, missed you lately too. _smooch_  
**Ad Noctum** I’ve enjoyed our talks. _smooch_ on your cheek, till you’re a bit older. 🙂  
**Silo** since I’m one of the gals on here, you must have meant me too.😉 _smooch_  
**Tripler** hehehe… I’m here. _smooch!_  
**Dire Wolf** I didn’t run away screaming. _smoooch!_  
**Tygr** awwww…That’s just not _right_ that you’d feel that way. _smooch_ {{{{{{Tygr}}}}}}  
**MysterEcks** you know why. _smooch_  
**Ogre** had so much fun with you in the ‘fight’ thread. _smooch_  
**StrTrkr** same reason, and little Kimberly is so cute! _smooch_  
**techie** one of my favorite people on here. _smooch_ on your cheek, and {{{{{{Liz}}}}}}  
**Veb** a sweet, gentle soul I much admire. _smooch_ on the cheek.  
And, a big _Smooch!_ to all the ones I’m accidentally forgetting tonight. May this holiday season find you happy, healthy and heartwhole.

Now, for VB…hehehe…  
\<sneaking up behind him while he’s busy flirting with to Hamadryad and Dragonlady, purplebear grabs him, holds a sprig of mistletoe above his head, and gives him a wild kiss he won’t soon forget. He kisses her back, and she almost forgets why she’s there. Finally releasing Flyboy Extraordinaire, pbear shakily wipes her lips, gulps, and slowly walks away, needing a drink.\> _Whew!_  
Show’s over, carry on, folks. _BLUSH_

Mr Bear better hurry up and get home, before I forget I’m married, and kiss some more of these sexy hunks in here.:eek:

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/118 "2000-12-05T02:11:43Z")

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Sim!! I can’t believe I didn’t smooch you! I feel bad. ☹ _smooch_ A little late… ::sigh:: Can you ever forgive me?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/119 "2000-12-05T02:25:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*ssskuggiii… ::smmooooooooooochers to you::  
> \*\*

Awww, that’s so cute. I get an extra long kiss.  
::kisses sk8rixtx long and soft with her hand grabbing his firm ass::  
::runs up to monster104 and makes him sit down so she can jump in his lap and kiss him, the big goofy bastard that he is::  
::gives iampunha a quick little kiss, then scurries away::  
::sneaks up behind sanibelman and kisses him on the cheek::  
::ambles over to dpr and gives him a sweet little kiss and runs off to find more people to kiss::

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/120 "2000-12-05T02:25:41Z")

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Ok Gun, here ya go… Smmmmooooocchhhh!

And then, especially to:

UncleBeer; just because most absolutely absolutely.

Euty; Thanks back atchya, Sweet Tater.

Persephone; cuz men’ll throw down money on the prospect, and, then , of course, there’s that dang allurement thang.

Aenea; Um… cause you’re just sharp as shit???

Ayesha; for bein’ strong and smart and everything I admire.

ChiefScott; Fer giving me an upside-down plane ride.

Sassy; Redhead Lounge Siren!

Ukulele Ike; Fer makin’ me laugh always!

Byz; Goddamn, where are ya? Smooooccchhh!

Veb; For being particularly alert and articulate, even in the worst of circumstansii.

Inky; You just twinkle the toes of the Lilting Unspeakable.

Shayna; Thanks for everything this go round of the sun, and especially for being the strength of this place when Wally passed on yond.

All the rest of Y’all, Buena Suerte Holiday smooches encouraged!

And, of course, best smooches to Cecil and the overworked minions of this site; mebbe kissing under the sign of a parasite is appropriate! Anyhoo, thanks much for this place! Yadda Yadda. Smoooooochhhh!

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