# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/121 "2000-12-05T02:25:55Z")

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\*\*Purplebear,

_kersmoooooch!_\*\*

Much obliged!

Tripler  
Reeally reeally blushing. …

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**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/122 "2000-12-05T02:32:25Z")

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guess I will add my list;  
lurkernomore-for being my _secret_ pal _smooch_  
purplebear-my best friend and sis _smooch_  
weirddave-a sweet guy, who makes me feel special _smooch_

all the dopers who welcomed me at my party _smooch_

Oh,almost forgot MrBear- dont tell purplebear 😃_smooch_

Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/123 "2000-12-05T02:54:37Z")

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::Wanders in, looking for someone . . . ::

smooches back to ssskuggiii and a kiss to PB even though she fergot me . . . ;-(

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/124 "2000-12-05T03:06:33Z")

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Aw wowwwwww. Thank you **Spider Woman** and **Dire Wolf**. I am touched. [And not running away, Dire Wolf.]

:smooches both back:

My goodness, where to start? (And I know I’m gonna forget to name a lot of people.)  
**DRY** , for all the wonderful Shakespeare quotes.  
**CNoteChris** , really glad I didn’t tick you off.  
all the **Florida Dopers** , one of these days I’ll actually get to meet you all.  
**Oicu812** , the one I actually have met!

Aw heck, **major smooches** to all of you who have made me laugh at the times when I was very much in need of one.

Add **big hugs** to those who made me spit beverages all over the monitor and keyboards. (Most of you don’t know that, since I had to spend quite a bit of time cleaning up the workstation, with little time to write back.)

And to all the **Moderators** , for all the work they do for free, and especially those who have fixed all my quotation marks screw-ups. (One of these days I’ll grasp the concept of quotes.)

Thank you all, and happy whichever-holiday-you-celebrate-or-not to each and every one of you.

[sub]All this time, I thought I was sitting under the hanging fern instead of the mistletoe.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/125 "2000-12-05T03:14:09Z")

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::looks around shyly::

Well, since I don’t really know anyone well enough to single people out, I’ll just have to give big smooches to everyone. 🙂 Happy holidays!

::smooches::

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/126 "2000-12-05T03:33:27Z")

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Smeghead! _smooch_ I’m so ashamed I didn’t think of you before.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/127 "2000-12-05T03:41:31Z")

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…because I’ve been doing my lip exercises all weekend. 😃

If I tried to list _everyone_ I want to kiss, I’d be here until Christmas. So, I’ll just slowly work my way around the room and kiss you all. 😃

There’s a very special few:

**andygirl,** for kissing me first!  
**Tygr,** just for being so cute about it. 😃  
**elelle,** because…well, if you’ve ever met elelle, you’d understand. And I’d do it for free.  
**Euty,** because he rocks.  
Okay everyone, pucker up. It’s time for me to start workin’ the room!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/128 "2000-12-05T03:54:24Z")

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Yeah, no one wants to smooch a Smeghead, for some odd reason…

Thanks, Silver.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/129 "2000-12-05T03:58:37Z")

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I wanted to save the best for a post alone. C’mere, my dear. \<grabs Mr Bear close, steps up on toes to reach better, and gives him a kiss even better than the one she gave him on their wedding night. Before she’s done, both of them are having a hard time standing, and their breathing is sounding a bit labored for some reason.\>  
😃 😉 😃 😉 😃 😉  
I love you, and I miss you. Hurry home to us.

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/130 "2000-12-05T04:07:46Z")

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::smooches **Silver** right back for making his day::

😃 Thanks.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/131 "2000-12-05T04:23:27Z")

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Alright already with all the smoochin, when are y’all gunna git nekid.😃

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/132 "2000-12-05T04:26:59Z")

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Now for some others. First of all, **Paddy** , go back and read my post again. And, here’s another one for good measure. _smooch_  
**Tripler** , you’re most welcome, dear. Anytime. \<Glad I’m not the only one blushing in this thread\> _smooch_

**Euty** because he’s special. _smooch_  
**UncleBeer** same reason, and because you were so nice to me when you emailed me about a post I made. _smooch_

**Wally** I still miss you. _smooch_

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/133 "2000-12-05T04:32:53Z")

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Just out of curiosity, is there any Doper that doesn’t love **purplebear**? I swear it’s almost instinctive.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/134 "2000-12-05T04:34:45Z")

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**SMOOCH**

…and thanks!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/135 "2000-12-05T04:39:18Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Ogre \*  
> Just out of curiosity, is there any Doper that doesn’t love **purplebear**? I swear it’s almost instinctive.
> 
> 🙂

The trolls probably don’t like her because she doesn’t go to the pit.

How can you not love **purplebear** , though?

_smooches PB back_. Sorry I missed your first one.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/136 "2000-12-05T05:07:59Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> _Originally posted by Ogre_  
> **Wow, purplebear. That was awe-inspiring.**  
> Just out of curiosity, is there any Doper that doesn’t love **purplebear**? I swear it’s almost instinctive. 🙂

> [@](#):
>
> By the way, purplebear,  
> **SMOOCH**
> 
> …and thanks!

_ **BLUSH** _ ‘Tweren’t nothin’ special. Thank ye kindly, sweet man.

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by iampunha_  
> The trolls probably don’t like her because she doesn’t go to the pit.
> 
> How can you not love **purplebear** , though?
> 
> _smooches PB back_. Sorry I missed your first one.

_ **BLUSH** _ You’re too sweet, Paddy. And, you’re forgiven, of course.  
**Danielinthewolvesden** I can’t believe I left you off my earlier list. Shame on me. _Smoooooch!_  
**Shayna** and you too. Shame on me! _smooch_ on the cheek. You’re a very special part of this board for me.  
**Smoothie** Ditto for you, my friend. And, look! VB came out of hiding today! 😉 _smooch_ on the cheek

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/137 "2000-12-05T05:12:07Z")

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**racinchikki** --virtual wife and all…😃  
**Welfy** --she’s cute AND she can sing!  
**Silver Fire** --no reason

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/138 "2000-12-05T05:14:17Z")

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oops, forgot one:

**andygirl** --my favorite lesbian 😉

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/139 "2000-12-05T06:26:48Z")

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First one goes to **NghtCrwlr**. Honey, I love you 🙂  
:💏:,  
**SpiderWoman** , you’re the hostess with the mostest 🙂 :💏:,  
**imthjckaz** , cuz you’re a Vikings fan :💏:,  
**chique** , cuz you’re fun to drink with :💏:,  
**Nu Vo Da Da** , same reason :💏:,  
**all y’all in chat** , especially  
**Wood Thrush** ,  
**Anthracite** ,  
**Doobieous** ,  
**Odieman** ,  
**karynn** ,  
**Caldazar** ,  
**MrCynical** ,  
**Nymysys** ,  
**Rasa** and can’t forget  
**Jophiel** ::kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss:: Finally,  
**iampunha** :💏:, thanks for the help, and I’ll keep you posted.

[evilcartman]I love you guys[/evilcartman]

Whew. If I forgot anyone, I apologize.

Robin

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/140 "2000-12-05T06:34:54Z")

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Ooo how nice! I go away for a few days and am getting kisses all over the place.

**oldscratch** gets kisses, IRL and here. I think he’s the best thing since sliced bread. And man, can the boy make brownies! I miss him already.

**zyzyva** , my best friend of 8 yers. I’m sorry! Forgive?

**Nymysys** : I can’t remember this place without you. And you came to O’Hare for me! You’re beautiful.

**Demo** , for being the first Doper to “acknowledge” me.

**Doob** : el Doob! My favorite chat ho! 😉

**Silver Fire** , cuz she’s a strong, beautiful chiquita. See you on my way to CA!

**Hamadryad** , who must be living under a rock if she doesn’t realize I’ve been gone the past 5 days, hence “dissin her”… 😉

**Anamorphic** gets one for making Nym all googly.

**Sea Diver** left the Dopefest to come to the oat party with us! And we had a blast.

**All the Bay Area Dopers** that I met (if for only 5 min), especially **Snooooopy** for Driver 8, **Jack Batty** for being “from Maine”, **Kyla** even though I didn’t get to talk to her, **slackergirl** for driving, and **Zenster and Camster** for all the work they did!

**Odieman** cuz you’re so sweet!

**Simetra** , ditto on you’re so sweet.

**Kilgore Trout** , because he’s amazing.

**Jophiel** cuz he does a good job with #straighdope, and saves me a huge phone bill. 😉

**Una, andygirl and the ULVAN** cuz they rock, even if they never accepted my application to join.

**Nen** for coming back and trying to get me to join his harem. Even if he does have plug envy.

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