# The SDMB Mistletoe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730 "2000-12-02T18:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/141 "2000-12-05T07:56:28Z")

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Just because she asked me to (and happens to be my :wally),

I’ll give Silver Fire a special kiss under the mistletoe…  
:::::lowering blinds:::::  
[long dramatic kiss]

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[/long dramatic kiss]

[sub]note: The length of the kiss was _shortened_ due to “bandwidth issues.”[/sub]

😃

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/142 "2000-12-05T09:45:50Z")

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Hey, who forgot to invite me? I just got this from Purplebear- oh i see, you are too busy. Well, a hot kiss, as hot as i can get away with, as she is taken- for Purplebear.

Nice, flirty, but chivalrous kisses to Silverfire, struuter, techchick, evilbeth & Anniz. A long-delayed one to Diane, and Sue.

And if i can find a darker corner- oh, scotti…! 😉

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/143 "2000-12-05T10:42:05Z")

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A big kiss to Nen for forgiving me for busting him out to oldie in chat last night 🙂 (plug envy or not, youre stillt he bomb)

Hammy - Just cuz…_blush_

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/144 "2000-12-05T12:16:52Z")

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So, **imthjckaz** , what’s this about everybody gettin’ nekkid? :: bites him, drags him off to her lair::

And a few more spider kisses to: **zyzzyva** , **SpoilerVirgin** , **Nymysys** , **jti** , **JoeyHemlock** , **lee** , **spooge** , **DRY** , and **wyldelf**. I’m sure I’ll think of more later.

----:)/  
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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/145 "2000-12-05T12:22:15Z")

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Chronos  
Coldfire  
Eutychus55  
Gaudere  
LynnBodoni  
Cousin Vinnie  
manhattan  
Slythe  
TubaDiva  
UncleBeer  
Absoul  
Ad Noctum  
Aseymayo  
Balance  
Beatle  
Big Giant Head  
Billdo  
Blue Twilight  
Born Dodgy  
Brynda  
Catrandom  
Catrip  
Ceejaytee  
Cnote Chris  
Corvus  
Crunchy Frog  
Danalan  
Deb2World  
Demo  
Diane  
Dpr  
Dragonlady  
Dr. Pinky  
E Nugent  
Falcon  
Fairy Chat Mom  
Feynn  
Fierra  
Goose  
Gravity  
Gunslinger  
Iampunha  
Imthejkaz  
Internet Legend  
Jayla  
Kat  
Kerrigan  
Kyla  
LazarusLong42  
Little Nemo  
Lola Granola  
Lsura  
Lurkernomore  
Mamapotatamus  
Matt Mcl  
M. Blackwell  
Mega the Roo  
Michael Masterson (Silo)  
micilin  
Missy2U  
MsRobyn  
Obfusciatrist  
Odieman  
Oldscratch  
Osip  
Pandora  
Pergau  
Persephone  
Philbuck  
Pimcr  
Primaflora  
Psycat  
Robin H  
Rocking Chair  
Rysdad  
Sassy  
Screech Owl  
Serendipity  
Shannin  
Shayna  
Shirley Ujest  
Sn-man  
Snooooopy  
Spiderwoman  
Sssskuggi  
Steeljaw  
Sue Duhnym  
Tiggeril  
Wring  
Wyldelf  
Zenith  
Zenster  
Spiny Norman  
Canadian Sue  
Duke  
evilbeth  
London Calling  
MisterTot  
Trion  
Yojimbo  
Globe-Trotter  
TwistofFate

Hope I didn’t forget anyone! You guys ROCK!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/146 "2000-12-05T12:26:03Z")

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**ladybug** , would a kiss from a **Spider Woman** scare you? I’ll just blow kisses to any arachn?phobes.

And here’s one for **iampunha** and **Lux Fiat** just because.

----:D/ x x x {blows more kisses)  
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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/147 "2000-12-05T12:33:29Z")

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well, where to start  
_SMMOOOTTCCHHHEEESSSS_ to

Tatertot:- for being the greatest friend a guy could ever ask for. Its been great having you to mail my problems to over the last few months. Thanks for everything. OYu are entirely selfless. And a “sultyr” goddess as well.

Evilbeth: just because. and not anything to do with bitchly duties. Bethie gets one for mailing me pictures of 80’s pop stars. And for being a total cutie who answered the phone. 😉

Nacho4Sara 🙂 I’m all shy 🙂

Serendipity. I can contain myself no more. I have a crush on this woman. She’s real purty 😉

Spider Woman: for using my spider!!

…:)/  
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Purplebear: because Mr. Bear isn’t back yet.

Rachelle: My yahoo buddy. I have to get online again sometime!!

Globie: for hating Lady in Red as much as me.

Did I mention Serendipity yet?

Swiddles: just because.

Mega the Roo: for the funniest thread I ever read. (the man pickles thread and because she is a TOTAL babe.

Screech-owl: big smootches all the way to Orlando!!

I’m sure there are many I’m forgetting to mention. so if you feel I owe you one, here you go

SMOOTCH

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/148 "2000-12-05T12:48:29Z")

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The waving spider variation is much more useful for blowing kisses than my original! Thanks again!

----:p/ x x x  
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And here’s one to **Serendipity**!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/149 "2000-12-05T13:27:18Z")

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::pops in to return kisses from **tatertot** and **Spider Woman** ::

I hate writing papers where I cannot bullshit.

What I hate even more is how much I procrastinate. I could have had this done a week ago.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/150 "2000-12-05T13:34:08Z")

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How could I have missed this thread before? So who wants to kiss me?

::Sprays mouth spray, checks lip gloss and leans against wall waiting::

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/151 "2000-12-05T13:39:03Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*How could I have missed this thread before? So who wants to kiss me?
> 
> ::Sprays mouth spray, checks lip gloss and leans against wall waiting:: \*\*

Well I’m a shameless mistletoe whore…and I DID use Scope this morning… so \<smooch\> for Hypergirl

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**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/152 "2000-12-05T13:45:32Z")

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::growls at hyper for not letting him post on his own laptop and making him have to be second::

::Slides up next to her and smiles::  
Hiya  
::kisses her passionately::🙂

That was great  
-PurePhreak

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/153 "2000-12-05T14:19:39Z")

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Well here goes, this would have been a lot easier if I’d done it yesterday morning 😉

Canadian Sue: For being such a neat person, and because I know you could really use one right now {Ethan}: Get better so your mom can get some sleep.

Scotticher: I hope you now know how respected and loved you are on this board, this thread gives you proof.

Falcon: I’m sorry I singled you out in this thread, that really wasn’t very nice.

Kellibelli and Angkins: For being who you are. I’m glad each of you has the other to lean on.

Fierra: To my favorite Brit.

And now the Minnesota Corner:

MSRobyn: For all the nice things you have said about me here and in Chat.

Silver Fire: For being such a neat, strong person. And no you are not boring 😉

Chique: For listening and caring.

Rasa and {Oldscratch}; I’m glad you are happy and I wish you nothing but the best.

Smooth Operator: I enjoy chatting with you and I hope I can do it some more.

Tatertot: Any one who is a friend of Canadian Sue needs no more recommendation.

Everybody in Chat, you know who you are.

The Mods. We really do appreciate the work you do, and I know I’m glad you are as even-handed as you are.

Finally to WallyM7. I’m just sad that I never got the chance to meet you.

And anyone else who smooches me after this.

Take Care:  
Keith

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**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/154 "2000-12-05T14:54:03Z")

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Here’s a big one for all the dopers… hey, no tongue!

I may be new but I need love too!

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/155 "2000-12-05T15:17:04Z")

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Okay, I have been hanging out with RPG’ers too much. I saw the name “fun2d8” and instead of reading “fun to date,” I read “fun: 2d8,” as in two eight-sided dice would tell us how much fun (s)he was…

I have seriously got to get out more. I’m just sayin’. I mean damn.

\<smooch\> for you, oh Fun2D8 Newbie, in repayment for making my smack my forehead on my desk repeatedly.

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/156 "2000-12-05T15:42:10Z")

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Whoo-ahhh…

Thanks loads to you **Medea’s Child** for the boost. 's all I need to really be able to start enjoying this shindig. \>Big smooch\< for that, and also ‘coz I’ve been wantin’ to for a while…

_kiss_ to **vix** for giving me my first virtual kiss (woo-hoo! hey, a newbie could get used’ta _this!_)

_smooch & hug_ to **purplebear** for such concentrated sweetness in one cah-yoot liddle bundle! (Hey, we get a lion and a me and a you, we’d have an “Oh, my!”)

_re-does BIG LONG EMPHATIC kiss_ to **Persephone** (\<Rudolph\>She thinks I’m CUUUUTE!\</Rudolph\>)

::to **Welfy** ::: “Mphhh mgrhh mphphh!” - muffled (very halfhearted protests made into Welfy’s… er… into Welfy’s… um, ahh… \>blushes crimson\< [sub](I guess you just **did** get to know me… and vice versa! :D)[/sub]

**OKAY!**

:::announces to the room::: Sorry for yesterday’s gloomy-post. Chalk it up to a bad case of the Monday-AM-gettin’-over-bein’-sick-3hrs-sleep-and-the-slave-driver(no, not Mrs.Tygr)-givin’-me-too-much-work blues!

But today I’ve shaken off the Eeyore, put on my big comfy Tigger sweatshirt, and I feel like bouncin’!

- er, that is “smoochin’!” [sub]Right, this is a smoochin’ party. I think I’m still too much of a newbie to get invited to a _bouncin’_ party…:)[/sub]  
So, Tygr takes a deep breath, downs a full double-shot of spiked punch, and with a rousing “Woo-hoo-hoo hoo-HOO!”, gets fully into the swing of things…

:::Makes first lap around the room, giving full, mistletoe-ey kisses to **evilbeth, tatertot, hypergirl, Spider Woman, Silver Fire, ssskuggiii, ladybug** (another cute fellow-newbie)…

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**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/157 "2000-12-05T15:50:57Z")

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Well, I would like to give a big wet kiss to flynnstone. Hopefully she will return it sometime soon.

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**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/158 "2000-12-05T15:52:15Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*  
> \*\*\<smooch\> for you, oh Fun2D8 Newbie, in repayment for making my smack my forehead on my desk repeatedly. \*\*

My first kiss… I think I’m in love! I hope it didn’t hurt-smacking your head that is!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/159 "2000-12-05T15:59:11Z")

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Here’s one for my favorate arachnid, **SpiderWoman**.

And one for **Serendipity** , 'cause she’s much more diggable than she thinks she is.

And one to **tatertot, Zette, Evilbeth** and a peck on the cheek to **Crunchy Frog**.[sub]Pete Rose is the greatest ever[/sub]😃

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-mistletoe-thread/43730/160 "2000-12-05T16:33:01Z")

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Kisses and whatnot to…

**spooje** : for being a devastatingly handsome bald man  
**tatertot** : for being an evil genius. I officially want to be tatertot when I grow up.  
**TwistofFate** : who is currently my favorite Irishman and is awfully pretty himself. 😉  
**Scotticher** : for just being Scotticher. How can you not want to give her a kiss?  
**TVeblen** : for helping me out when I was very new.  
**iampunha** : who doesn’t think I’m a bitch from hell. Oh, and he’s also devastatingly handsome.  
**Spider Woman** : for being so kind.  
**matt\_mcl** : because I really enjoy the quotation section on his homepage.  
**Ad Noctum** : for being darling.  
**Gadarene** : who I figure could use a kiss as well as a hug.  
**Simetra** : for being charming.  
**Turpentine** : for writing posts that never fail to make me smile or think.  
**Silver Fire** : for being brave.  
**Zette** : for being inspiring.

Extra special kisses to **the Mods** for being dedicated.  
And one last kiss for **WallyM7** and his daughter **Amy** , because they’re one of the reasons I registered.

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