# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/1 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*No problem Zenster buddy, now have Mr Cynical get his butt in here to punish me. I’ve been a naughty kitty haven’t I? Although there’s really only one way to punish a masochist but… > > Kitty \*\* She’s been a naughty little kitty folks, trust me. Since **Mr. Sweetie Pie** … er, **Cynical** didn’t finish the job, I guess it’s down to me. Step right up fellow dopers and get your official royal title from the little Princess herself. There are a few peerages already established here at the boards. For instance we all know about **Anthracite** being: **Dark Queen of the Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night.** But what was she before her coronation? The Contessa of Coal? The Mineshaft Marquessa? Anyway, this is your chance to assume the mantle of royalty here at the boards. I give you the Peerage Registry of **Fairy Princess Kitty**! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/2 "2001-01-05T21:47:03Z")
Okay. I’m game. Lay it on me, Princess. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/3 "2001-01-05T21:57:37Z")
Oh goody, me too! I’ve never had a title before… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/4 "2001-01-05T22:08:47Z")
Now THAT’s what I’m talking 'bout! Hit me with a title, FPK! ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/5 "2001-01-05T22:20:11Z")
I want one too!!! Gee I wonder if I am classy enough for a title…probably not but I want one anyway! Please please please! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/6 "2001-01-05T22:39:33Z")
One for me please! ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/7 "2001-01-05T22:47:56Z")
From one cat to another, gimme a good one. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/8 "2001-01-05T22:53:11Z")
I already have a tiara, so I should probably have a title, too, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Palandine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/958977/32.png) [@Palandine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palandine)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/9 "2001-01-05T22:56:58Z")
Ohh, me too, please ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/10 "2001-01-05T23:00:05Z")
::yawn:: Sure, gimme one too. it’ll look good on my profile next to my patron-sainting by Swiddles. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/11 "2001-01-05T23:00:14Z")
I’m already a registeres Speaker, but other titles suit me too, lay it on! ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/12 "2001-01-05T23:17:37Z")
I’m game. I think I’ll have a sash made with my new title emblazoned upon it in rhinestones. I already have a tiara, too, and it goes well with my cow-print bathrobe. All in all, I say it will make me look quite regal. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/13 "2001-01-05T23:21:26Z")
What the heck, I’ve always wanted to be Royalty 😉 If you would be so kind, Kitty, please grant me a title. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/14 "2001-01-05T23:26:28Z")
Lay it on me, I’m game. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/15 "2001-01-05T23:29:11Z")
\ Do you have a spare barony lying about, perhaps, Your Highness? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/16 "2001-01-05T23:29:59Z")
Yep, I’m game. Bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/17 "2001-01-05T23:30:56Z")
Me, me, me! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/18 "2001-01-05T23:32:11Z")
_Hey, you! Yeah, you–the would-be Baron…drop the yarmulke, and get in line._ You’d think I would learn to preview… ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/19 "2001-01-05T23:35:07Z")
Me seventeen! Am I early enough to get in there before all the duchies and baronies are gone? Tisiphone ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/20 "2001-01-05T23:59:00Z")
If it’s not too much trouble, I’d like one too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=2)