# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/181 "2001-01-14T21:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dr\_Paprika \* > \*\*Aren’t all of these royals going to need coats of arms? WHo’ll be responsible for the SDMB College of Heralds? > \*\* Are you volunteering? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/182 "2001-01-14T22:24:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Baron of Traumatic Childhood Experiences. > (Why were you playing with sharp objects at the age of three?) Cutting carrots to make a cake. I used to love carrot cake, but now I can’t stand it. ---
**Author:** ![PharmBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@PharmBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PharmBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/183 "2001-01-14T22:32:52Z")
May I please have a titile, O fairest of the Kitty Princesses? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/184 "2001-01-14T23:00:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Earl of Rodents That Are Given Bad Reputations \*\* BTW, where’d that come from? ---
**Author:** ![Jeffro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jeffro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/185 "2001-01-15T00:08:49Z")
With a name like Fairy Princess Kitty you know she has got to be a major sex goddess! So please be a good kitty and come to bed now. p.s. We can do the title thing in the morning. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/186 "2001-01-15T02:17:39Z")
\My thanks, your Royal Felinitudity!\ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/187 "2001-01-15T09:42:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\*That was lovely, **DRY**. > > ----:)/ > ----///\\ \*\* “I can no other answer make but thanks, And thanks; and ever oft good turns Are shuffled off with such uncurrent pay” –Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene iii ---
**Author:** ![LifeWillFall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@LifeWillFall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeWillFall)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/188 "2001-01-16T08:34:39Z")
hmm… kinda a useless post, I was just afraid that if this thread got off page two I would never receive my title ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/189 "2001-01-16T11:55:38Z")
OK, that’s it. Not only am I not going to wait around for FPK to bestow a title on me, but I am also going to risk drawing the wrath of the Almighty by **SELF DEIFICATION** See new sig line. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/190 "2001-01-16T14:19:08Z")
Wow, FPK. You have quite a backlog to get through. I sympathize. But not so much so that I don’t add my name to the list anyway! (But just to get back on your good side, please see my recent posts in “Cats vs Dog” and “Why is it Considerered funny to Kill a Cat” etc. to note the very high opinion I hold of Kitties.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/191 "2001-01-17T01:24:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thea Logica \* > **Thea Logica- Goddess of Run-on Sentences** That sig would be even better if it were an actual run-on sentence. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled “waiting for FPK to give you a title”. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/192 "2001-01-18T04:37:56Z")
To all of you on the this post, I’m really really sorry it’s taken so long, please accept my humblest apologies. Fonz, I dub thee Prince of Almost Pornographic Pictures and Baron of Fast Food Chains That Make People say “Huh?” WickedAngel, I pronounce thee Countess of Undecorated Cubicles and Relationship Music, Be It Good Or Bad. silent\_rob, henceforth thou shall be Sir Rob of the Order of Magically Dissapearing White Bunnies and Really Sweet Songs. adam yax, I dub thee Sir Adam of the Socialist Republic of Minnesota, Resurfacer of Roads and Payer of Ridiculous Taxes. Fenris, I dub thee Earl of Really Fun Plays About Mods, Knight Protector of All Things Dramatic and Hilarious. Zoggie, I dub thee Royal Trollop, Protector of all Monkee Business. (bad pun, I know, forgive me) Alright! Done with the first page, finally, sorry for the long lapse but I’ve been busy with school. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/193 "2001-01-18T05:07:00Z")
Kitty, I beg your favor. Perhaps a title for me, please? ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/194 "2001-01-18T06:45:52Z")
Might I request your attentions? Many thanks . . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/195 "2001-01-18T07:43:33Z")
Wow, that’s awsome **Fair Princess Kitty**! You rock the casbah! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/196 "2001-01-19T21:17:06Z")
Bumptity Bumpity Boo. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/197 "2001-01-20T16:15:44Z")
Kitty? You still out there? Hello? ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/198 "2001-01-20T17:59:18Z")
I need a title too! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/199 "2001-01-20T22:46:35Z")
Alright, I’m back, with new and improved printed out list o’ stuff that you’ve written me. I once again should be studying for finals or trying to figure out how to politely tell my counselour he’s a stupid (edited by me, this is a child friendly board after all) who should give me a free period, it’s not like I need to take a class that period. Oh well, let me think for a sec and I’ll be back with some titles. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/200 "2001-01-21T07:21:39Z")
By special request… Medea’s Child, oh great person that you are, I crown thee Princess of a Very Sacred Order, That of Worshipping the Omnipotent, Wonderfully Flirtatious Demigod DRY. Kitty PS I feel so… odd [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=11)