# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/221 "2001-01-28T07:44:31Z")
I could’ve sworn I put in my request way back on page 2, the post after ssskugiii received her title. But it’s not there any more so… Hobbies/likes: Anime, girls, computers, video games, Neil Gaiman (as an author, of course), football. Past careers: Teacher, writer, library assistant Current career: Web designer Future career: Video game designer Dub me when you can. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/222 "2001-01-28T20:07:31Z")
I humbly request a title from your Royal Highness. I gather I am supposed to post a little information about myself, so let me think … hmm… I look like this: [http://www.ellisclan.com/hottie\_mchotcakes.htm](http://www.ellisclan.com/hottie_mchotcakes.htm) On the boards I think I am known for my desperate attempts _not_ to be invisible, my open marriage, my bisexuality, the fact that I am raising my orphaned brother-in-law, my affinity for jazz and good movies, and my ability to pick up on almost any obscure little reference to pop culture. Good luck, and thank you in advance… :: bows and exits :: ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/223 "2001-01-29T00:42:32Z")
I swear I’ve grown to love each and every one of you, even though I’ve been miserably sick all weekend and just got back from being dragged to the mall to find something to wear for next weekend’s formal all it took was a few moments of reading this thread to brighten my day. Bouv, I dub thee Master of the Royal Order of Adorably Cute Sad Faces, Lord of Funny German Stuff and Junk. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/224 "2001-01-29T00:47:21Z")
Wow. What a crazy thread, hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/225 "2001-01-29T01:00:38Z")
E d’Mann, knel please, Thou shalt henceforth be Sir E d’Mann, Knight of d’Baucherie, Lord of Seldom Used French and Bribes That Get Lost in the Mail Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/226 "2001-01-29T02:40:32Z")
Fairest lady, I still wait in chambers, keeping a silent vigil until such time as you have free to deign upon me a title you judge most fitting. Glad you’re feeling better…! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/227 "2001-01-29T02:48:51Z")
Elvis, kneel before me, I crown thee The King, Ruler of Historical Personalities That Just Won’t Die, Really Funny Accents and Repetitive Garble. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/228 "2001-01-29T02:57:47Z")
Tristan, baby, I love you, you seem like the greatest guy, I’m really sorry it’s taken this long… Tristan, I crown thee Prince Tristan, Beloved of All Deemed Lucky Enough to Make Your Acquaintance, Enchanter of the Fair Sex, Protector of Family and Love, Baron of All That is Sweet to The Senses. Many Smooches and Huggles, Kitty ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/229 "2001-01-29T03:04:52Z")
Sweet, bouv’s got a title. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/230 "2001-01-29T03:21:41Z")
LifeWillFall I dub thee The Anti-Newbie, Slayer(or Protector if you’d like) of All Things Newbie-ish, Master of the Royal Order of Snazzy Sigs. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/231 "2001-01-29T04:25:47Z")
In truth, dear Highness, I am honored. To be judged as such by you is a true gift, that I shall wear proudly. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/232 "2001-01-29T05:22:01Z")
If I may, your highness . . . I wouldn’t mind being a Knight or Lord Protector of something. Maybe “Lord Protector of All who Do Not Suck”, or something to that effect. Tripler Oh, wait, I’m not supposed to knight myself. Damn. . . ---
**Author:** ![PinkBikini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@PinkBikini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkBikini)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/233 "2001-01-29T08:05:34Z")
FPK, is your new formal pink? 😉 That’s one of my favorite colors… I also adore cats, delicious dark-haired, dark-eyed men, the southern US… music, laughter (as long as it isn’t _at_ me) But I loathe any sort of tests!!! I hope your finals weren’t too harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/234 "2001-01-29T08:08:20Z")
Hows about hooking me up with one of those special title’s? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/235 "2001-01-29T10:12:02Z")
Oh, heck, this will be the second thread that I’m on a huge waiting list for, but what the hey? May I, too, have a title, Miss FPKitty? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/236 "2001-01-30T02:54:30Z")
Alright, I’ve been looking around some of the other threads and done a little researc and… Betenoir, I dub thee Protector of Wet Parakeets the World Over, Master of Un-Aloof Kitty Cats (Especially Those Named Priscilla) and Social, But Scary, Flying Rat/Bat Things. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![LifeWillFall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@LifeWillFall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeWillFall)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/237 "2001-01-30T04:53:07Z")
Thanks I love it, by the way, check out the sig. Also I know this may seem strange but I find myself uncontrolably attacted to your nick ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/238 "2001-02-02T02:16:03Z")
::: Pads by and stops, wanders over and picks up this thread. Examining it closely he hrmphs, and dusts it off before placeing it atop a pedestal for others to observe. ::: ---
**Author:** ![Skarecrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Skarecrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skarecrow)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/239 "2001-02-02T05:00:34Z")
I could use a title if it pleases your majesty ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/240 "2001-02-02T05:26:02Z")
I’m sorry, all of you, I’m so very sorry, I’ve been feeling semi-suicidal lately, seriously. It’s taken all my effort to drag myself to school every day knowing that it’ll be the same old thing, with my best friend sick and in a pretty bad mood, my ex boyfriend causing me so much pain just by being there, my boyfriend being altogether too cuddly and making me feel guilty that I’m just going out with him in hopes that life will shape up, and then my grades nicely dropping. Everyone expecting so much from me, and me knowing that I’m no where near living up to their expectations because I can’t because I’m not the good child they think I am. I’m sorry I haven’t been giving you titles, I will once I feel up to it. Kitty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=13)