# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/21 "2001-01-06T00:03:07Z")
Ooo… me, too! Take your time, I know you have school to worry about. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/22 "2001-01-06T00:04:15Z")
Sign me up please. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/23 "2001-01-06T00:04:54Z")
I wanna be the Grand Duchess of MSTie Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/24 "2001-01-06T00:12:13Z")
Well I guess you can give me another title. When I signed up online for the frequent flyer with United Airlines they gave me a long list of titles (rather than the usual Mr. Mrs & Ms) Well I choose Countess. So now all of my mail from United is addressed to Countess Deb. ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/25 "2001-01-06T00:15:19Z")
can i have one too? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/26 "2001-01-06T00:15:26Z")
Thanks for the recipe on the other thread. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Don’t play _fast_ and loose with your dinner guests. Slap the juke box and put this one on the table; > [li][**Eggplant Parmesan**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=888701#post888701) _Vegetarian Main Course_ [sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup][/li][sup]PS: SERVE THIS OR RISK A HALF _BAKED_ DINNER![/SUP] \*\* That is really cool. 🆒 So, can I rename it **Fonz’s Fast Eggplant**. I can build a chain of **FFE** ’s. Beats KFC all to hell! And now, **Fairy Princess Kitty** , if you run out of ideas, click on my sig link. That should give you ideas. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/27 "2001-01-06T00:57:45Z")
Can I have a title? Por favor 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/28 "2001-01-06T02:14:17Z")
I’m game. What kind of a title do you give to a deity? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/29 "2001-01-06T02:29:36Z")
Ok, set me up, sugar. I can always use a new title, as long as it doesn’t sound like I cover myself in french-whorehouse-in-a-bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/30 "2001-01-06T02:47:53Z")
Your Highness, Might I be so bold as to request a title for myself? Yr humble servant, Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/31 "2001-01-06T02:59:53Z")
Gimme somma that good lovin’ Kitty! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/32 "2001-01-06T03:12:10Z")
All this time on the boards and I’ve never been given an SDMB title. I think it’s time for one now. Sock it to me! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/33 "2001-01-06T03:26:50Z")
I’ve been here since April 2000. I want a title!!! Dub me whatever you like. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/34 "2001-01-06T03:43:08Z")
I wanna title! I wanna title! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/35 "2001-01-06T03:57:18Z")
ok. me too ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/36 "2001-01-06T04:01:23Z")
::taps foot impatiently:: ::looks at watch umpteenth time:: Well, you know how it is with royalty folks… [sup]PS: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO UPDATE YOUR PROFILES! _(You do want a befitting title, no?)_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/37 "2001-01-06T04:59:04Z")
_Looks at the long line. Sighs. Steps in line anyway._ Might as well. ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/38 "2001-01-06T05:36:11Z")
I can hardly wait, this should be good. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/39 "2001-01-06T05:37:55Z")
Okay, she _is_ my “little sister,” so I wouldn’t mind a title. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/40 "2001-01-06T05:50:00Z")
Y[sup]r[/sup] Royal Felineness: As I shall be presently battling the Hordes of Ignorant Fundamentalists, I shall require a title suitable for a Warrior-Aristocrat. Something for my men to know me by, you know, a name they can bless with their dying breath. A Barony would be suitable, as would a County, just so I have serfs to battle where ignorant armies clash by night. -Y[sup]r[/sup] Avid Fan, Derleth [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=3)