# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/41 "2001-01-06T06:09:53Z")
_squeakles_ Zenster, honey, baby, sweetie, darling… aren’t you supposed to warn the victim, er I mean recipient of the punishment before doling it out? _sighs_ Oh well, I guess I should start with the handing out of titles shouldn’t I? Well firstI hand out my list of warnings… I’m new here, kind of, so I don’t know many of you, if the title is wildly inappropriate, well I’m a princess, I can do whatever I want. I’m going to do this in no particular order, you can’t force creativity, so don’t feel bd about how I list you all or what titles I give you. The title you recieve isn’t actually based on the rank in an actual feudal system, I just think different things sound pretty. Alright those are my warnings, everybody still okay with that? Then I’ll continue with the ceremonies. I’ll be back in a little bit with all my ceremonial regalia… stuff, yeah. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/42 "2001-01-06T06:41:22Z")
Mauvaise, I grant thee the title of Grand Duchess and Protector of the Mystical (possibly Mythical) Last Word Arden Ranger, I bestow upon you the title of Countess of All Things Jello and Regulation G-Strings. Alright, I’ll be back with more later. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/43 "2001-01-06T06:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\* > Mauvaise, I grant thee the title of Grand Duchess and Protector of the Mystical (possibly Mythical) Last Word > > Kitty \*\* :: smooches Kitty :: Perfect, I will include it in my sig immediately 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/44 "2001-01-06T06:52:49Z")
**Fairy Princess** , since you’ve finally arrived, may I have a title? **Kitty** pl – I mean _pretty_ please? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/45 "2001-01-06T07:00:21Z")
ooooohhhhhhhhh me too please. I would love to have the opportunity to wear my tiara more often. An elven princess perhaps?? Or just a goddess would do _grins_ ::Stands in line patiently:: ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/46 "2001-01-06T07:01:54Z")
Me too please! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/47 "2001-01-06T07:05:31Z")
Hi, Kitty! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/48 "2001-01-06T07:29:04Z")
Mauvaise, I’m very glad you liked your title, I do so try to please. JuanDeCuba, porque eres un poco especial, te nombro el Principe Azul del Pais de Maravillas. (If you need help with that ask a native speaker and think fairy tales/Disney) Baloo, kneel please, _plying with the big pretty sword she taps it on both his shoulders_ I knight thee Sir Baloo, Knight of Dopers Who Step into Line like Lemmings and Bring Memories of the Jungle Book. JavaMaven1, I bestow upon you the title of Countess of All Things Addictive that Keep the World Up at Night and of Missing Left Socks. (Well she did tell me to sock it to her) Balance, through your heroic(yeah heroic sounds nice) deeds, you have earned the title of Baron of Little Jewish Smilies and Vertigo. (Don’t ask, I just like the word) Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/49 "2001-01-06T07:37:22Z")
You know, I don’t have an appropriate sig. Let me throw my name in the pot! ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/50 "2001-01-06T08:14:20Z")
Hey, how 'bout me? ( V Or him V ) ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/51 "2001-01-06T08:21:07Z")
Yay! She’s made some appearances! I’m sure she’s in bed right now, though… _yawn_ I will be soon, too… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/52 "2001-01-06T08:25:30Z")
Can I have a title, too, FairyPrincessKitty? Can I, huh, can I, huh, huh, can I? ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/53 "2001-01-06T09:19:35Z")
Give me one. I too have never had a title bestowed onto me. ---
**Author:** ![FEotU](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@FEotU](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FEotU)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/54 "2001-01-06T09:59:47Z")
Sure, I’ll take another title (but make it something that sounds good alongside Future Emporer of the Universe). ---
**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/55 "2001-01-06T10:38:31Z")
Can I be a princess too? Or a Duke. Yeah, a duke would be cool. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/56 "2001-01-06T16:45:06Z")
Fairy Princess Kitty, Can I be one too? Please? Thank you. ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/57 "2001-01-06T17:04:10Z")
May I join the Peerage, too? Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/58 "2001-01-06T19:23:44Z")
I’m up for one. That is, if you can think of one appropriate! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/59 "2001-01-06T22:14:08Z")
Hmmm…I’ve always wanted a title too, other than ‘Royal Pain in the Ass’. If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, Kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/60 "2001-01-06T23:27:24Z")
oh, oh, I want one! I’m already a “Lady” on another board, can I get an upgrade, pretty please, Ms. Most Beautiful and Talented Fairy Princess Kitty? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=4)