# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/81 "2001-01-07T22:10:13Z")
Dearest Fairy Princess, if ou have are any titles left, may I please be so honored? ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/82 "2001-01-07T23:10:03Z")
struuter, terribly sorry I’ve waited so long, I dub thee Lady stuuter, Baroness of Flirting and Making Newbies Jump Through Hoops. Mr. Cynical, I present thee with the title of Duke Cynical of Evil Punishments and Spankings. Lissa, I dub thee Countess of Cow Print and pretty Rhinestones. You may also be Lady Lissa of Good Advice. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/83 "2001-01-07T23:29:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\* > > Welfy I dub thee Royal Older Sister and Countess of All Things Musical and Beautiful. > > Kitty > > \*\* Awww…thanks, Kitty darling! _hug_ I gave it my own twist, using my made-up word, Czaress™. :^) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/84 "2001-01-07T23:32:47Z")
Thanks Welfy, I kept trying to figure out how to use Czar but gave up after a while. Czaress sounds pretty. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/85 "2001-01-07T23:33:55Z")
I’ve never had any sort of official title before. Hmmm…I think I would like to be lord of something, or maybe master of this and that. I don’t know, whatever you want. After all, you are the Princess. But princesses don’t really dub people, queens and kings usually do that. But I seem to be in a state of non-sensical rambling. (by the way, sensical isn’t a word. Isn’t that odd?) ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/86 "2001-01-08T00:18:30Z")
I give up. I’ll be dubbed by someone yet. …someday. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/87 "2001-01-08T00:25:35Z")
_sighs at Mercutio’s impatience_ Alright, I’ll give you a title, but only because I loved Romeo and Juliet and Mercutio was the best character. Mercutio I dub thee Baron of Slanderous Insults Involving Flowers, Cats, and the Color Pink, also you may be Lord of Worm’s Meat. (I hope I got that right, I haven’t read that play in a long time.) Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/88 "2001-01-08T00:35:36Z")
feminine of Tsar is Tsarina. Mama Hen-don’t feel bad-I have an obsession with Omar Sharif, who’s old enough to be my grandfather! (He was SEXY back in the day!) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/89 "2001-01-08T00:51:19Z")
You forgot me. Either that, or you’re still thinking of a title befitting someone of my stature and girth. ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/90 "2001-01-08T01:08:00Z")
How about **Grand Vizir of Stature and Girth**? (Hmm… I guess that’s why no one asks me to dub them something.) ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/91 "2001-01-08T01:18:52Z")
Fairest Princess, she who walks upon the petals of our hearts, I do humbly beseech upon thee to grant me Armorial title, that I may be fulfilled (as apparently doing gate for 3 years just isn’t enough… hehehe)… I strive in arms to keep the ignorant away, and am willing to compleiment you on the garb in your photo. Of course, in Your wisdom, the title is up to you. Gods save the Princess!!1 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/92 "2001-01-08T01:36:23Z")
Thank you FPK, I like my title. Its very cute! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/93 "2001-01-08T02:50:06Z")
uhm Kitty, isn’t the title marquis normally for guys only? I’m a girl and I can prove it. ::waits around to see if anyone is going to make her prove it:: ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/94 "2001-01-08T02:57:13Z")
Fine, If I must. Prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/95 "2001-01-08T03:01:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*Corvus, my dear, I knight thee, Sir Corvus of the Jello Pit, Remover of G-Strings and Count of Finding Amusing Things To Do. > \*\* Oh yeah… This is so going in my sig. Thank you Kitty! ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/96 "2001-01-08T03:10:19Z")
Bless you Mary Poppins… I mean, Fairy Kitty ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/97 "2001-01-08T03:13:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > \*\*Fine, If I must. > Prove it. \*\* ::strips down naked for all to see:: Happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/98 "2001-01-08T03:25:17Z")
:eek: ssskugi, do you have a look but don’t touch policy, or can I use this body heating massage oil I just happen to have handy? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/99 "2001-01-08T03:39:18Z")
[lifeguard] sssssskuuuggiiii, Lexicon, you two, out of the pool!! That oil is bad for the filters… use this couch… pay no attention to the cameras… [/lifeguard] The feminine of Marquis is Marquisa, which I may be misspelling. And someone already got the Czarina thing, so I’ll just wait for the next one… heheheheh [homer] Mmmmmmmm… slavic Welfy… [/homer] ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/100 "2001-01-08T03:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by ssskuggiii_ > \*\*::strips down naked for all to see:: > > ``` > Happy now? > > ``` > > \*\* Yes. Yes I am. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=6)