# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/101 "2001-01-08T03:43:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > \*\*:eek: > ssskugi, do you have a look but don’t touch policy, or can I use this body heating massage oil I just happen to have handy? \*\* You know, I could use a massage. One day this past week a friend spent half an hour trying to loosen up knots between my shoulderblades and he quit because his fingers were really sore. Just know if I giggle, you’ve hit a sensitive spot. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/102 "2001-01-08T04:36:19Z")
O.K. I’m game. Give me a title. Do me next\*\* Fairy Princess Kitty\*\*. Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Yeah, that’s it, do me, yeah, nice Kitty, naughty Kitty, nice Kitty, yeah, that’s it. Yeah, do me. Who’s the king now. Oh I’m sorry,did I type that out loud, drifted off a bit there.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/103 "2001-01-08T05:25:56Z")
Guess I’ll join in and request a title. Evil things that they are. ---
**Author:** ![FEotU](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@FEotU](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FEotU)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/104 "2001-01-08T05:30:53Z")
O.K., if more info speeds up the granting of titles: I hate/fear mirrors, get a lump in my throat at the end of “It’s a Wonderful Life”, collect dragons, and hate raisins. the Future Emporer of the Universe ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/105 "2001-01-08T05:53:47Z")
Bent axle nekkid partay! This is so cool! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/106 "2001-01-08T07:00:19Z")
Please, Fairy Princess Kitty, give me a title. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/107 "2001-01-08T12:02:23Z")
:: stomps in, bites **imthjckaz** , webs him into immobility and drags him off, mumbling to self “just wait till I get you home” thump drag, thump drag, stompity stomp :: -----:mad: —////\\ Fairy Princess Kitty, I will be really interested to see what title **imthjckaz** receives (you may e-mail me for suggestions). ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/108 "2001-01-08T12:08:00Z")
I wanna title, too! Pleeaaassee, can I have one? Can I? Huh? Can I? ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/109 "2001-01-08T12:24:58Z")
Do me… ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/110 "2001-01-08T13:10:32Z")
I hate to be left out of anything! May I please have title too Fairy Princess? If it is a really good one I will make you my new hero and lose that John Corrado guy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/111 "2001-01-08T13:21:55Z")
Since I just found this thread, may I beg of a title of you, oh most gracious and fellow theatre-appreciater, **FairyPrincessKitty**? In return, I lead you to this link of [Titles in many languages](http://www.sca.org/heraldry/titles.html), in that it may be of help to you. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/112 "2001-01-08T13:34:32Z")
::😭:::; sniff, sniff, sniff. all this time, and I even **have** the tiara already, and **still** no title??? I **did** see a hint about ‘gee if you tell me more about yourself…’. gads. I have a tiara. I am female. I have a 16 year old son (so please be gentle with me, I live with a teen) I’ve worked with convicts for 20+ years, have very long hair, am very tired of snow. um. what else did you want to know??? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/113 "2001-01-08T14:03:13Z")
Can I have a title please, FPK? I already did [a gods/goddesses thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38521)…so if anyone has too much time on their hands after fulfilling their duties of privilege, you know where to go…(it’s pretty old now, you can either claim your own deification, or by awarded it by me…your choice) I like wolves, bats, ravens, darkness & chaos…so an eastern european countess would probably be appropriate… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/114 "2001-01-08T15:24:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > Balance, through your heroic(yeah heroic sounds nice) deeds, you have earned the title of Baron of Little Jewish Smilies and Vertigo. > (Don’t ask, I just like the word) Thanks, YRH Kitty! It’s nicely ironic, contradictory, and just plain wrongheaded…I love it! \ Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go gawk at ssskuggiii before the show moves on. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/115 "2001-01-08T15:49:13Z")
you could delegate some of your responsibilities so as to help you keep up better. And who better to be your royal secretary/clerk type person, or namer/sorter of royal titles, than that evil twin **Zenster** , who started this all. Mwee tee hee hee! ----:p/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/116 "2001-01-08T17:07:43Z")
Hmm… I could use a knighthood. Nothing too fancy, mind you, just a good, old-fashioned, knight in shining armor rescuing lovely damsels in distress so they can go on to marry other guys type knighthood. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/117 "2001-01-08T18:34:47Z")
The royal scribe **Zenster** shuffles into the Princess’ sitting room. Brushing feathers and quill trimmings off of his clothes he wipes the ink from his hands and places a ledger upon her writing table. **Fairy Princess Kitty’s Appointment Book** [list=1][li]struuter (done)[/li] [li]three bunny mama (done)[/li] [li]Mr. Cynical (done)[/li] [li]MamaHen (done)[/li] [li]Trion[/li] [li]Tommy the Cat[/li] [li]wring[/li] [li]Palandine[/li] [li]Gunslinger[/li] [li]Speaker for the Dead[/li] [li]Lissa (done)[/li] [li]Mauvaise (done)[/li] [li]Saint Zero[/li] [li]Balance (done)[/li] [li]Jonathan Chance[/li] [li]Silver Fire[/li] [li]tisiphone[/li] [li]silent\_rob[/li] [li]Arden Ranger (done)[/li] [li]adam yax[/li] [li]Guinastasia (done)[/li] [li]deb2world (done)[/li] [li]WickedAngel[/li] [li]Fonz[/li] [li]JuanDeCuba (done)[/li] [li]Kat[/li] [li]ssskuggiii (done)[/li] [li]Fenris[/li] [li]Broken Doll[/li] [li]JavaMaven1 (done)[/li] [li]Mahaloth[/li] [li]Zoggie[/li] [li]Bear\_Nenno (done)[/li] [li]Baloo (done)[/li] [li]Lexicon[/li] [li]Welfy (done)[/li] [li]Derleth (done)[/li] [li]StephenG[/li] [li]wyldelf[/li] [li]Intriguing Question Mark[/li] [li]Dire Wolf (done)[/li] [li]Prosser[/li] [li]SterlingNorth (done)[/li][sup]END OF PAGE ONE[/sup] [li]Thea Logica[/li] [li]Mercutio (done)[/li] [li]FEotU[/li] [li]zen101[/li] [li]AngelD112 (done)[/li] [li]Tabithina[/li] [li]LaurAnge[/li] [li]Bumbazine[/li] [li]Lyllyan[/li] [li]Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor[/li] [li]Medea’s Child[/li] [li]Jedi Girl[/li] [li]evilbeth[/li] [li]Corvus (done)[/li] [li]slythe[/li] [li]socpro69[/li] [li]Spider Woman[/li] [li]ultress[/li] [li]LifeWillFall[/li] [li]Dinsdale[/li] [li]bouv[/li] [li]Lexicon[/li] [li]Show\_Biz[/li] [li]Tristan[/li][sup]END OF PAGE TWO[/sup] [li]imthjckaz[/li] [li]Narile[/li] [li]Nocturne[/li] [li]spooje[/li] [li]sk8rixtx[/li] [li]Zumba The Cat[/li] [li]screech-owl[/li] [li]fierra[/li] [li]mrblue93[/li] [/list=1] 21 done and only 55 to go **FPK**! [sup]NOTE: IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR CORRECTLY SPELLED PLEASE POST A NOTICE HERE INDICATING SUCH.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Palandine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/958977/32.png) [@Palandine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palandine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/118 "2001-01-08T18:42:13Z")
1. Palandine I’m a woman. I turn 30 this month. I’m an editor. I live in St. Louis. I’m a Star Trek geek, being especially fond of the Cardassians. My username is the name of a character from a Star Trek novel. I live in St. Louis. I love horror films. I post most often here and in MPSIMS, and I try to avoid Great Debates (although it keeps pulling me back in). That is all. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/119 "2001-01-08T21:00:25Z")
Sign me up as well, please. Even though I’m frightened that any title assigned me (given my fairly low number of posts) will make reference to that nostalgic diatribe on Mentor brand condoms I wrote a while back, I’m willing to stand up and be "count"ed. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/120 "2001-01-08T21:33:21Z")
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