# The SDMB Peerage Registry... Get Your Title From Fairy Princess Kitty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631 "2001-01-05T21:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/161 "2001-01-11T14:00:16Z")
Thank you for my new title Fairy Princess Kitty. I have always wanted to be an Empress of something! I thought I was going to have to marry into a title, but eligible Emperors are few and far between. I hope that you slept well. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/162 "2001-01-11T15:45:50Z")
I’ll be your huckleberry… (translation: At a time convenient to your highness, your opinions on my worthiness for a title would be most welcome) p.s. I don’t think Zenster should be knighted for dropping you in this, tho the kneeling followed by application of sword or substitute may be a good start… ```auto 1973: "The Godfather" won the Academy Award for best picture of 1972, but Marlon Brando refused to accept his best actor Oscar, Pablo Picasso died, the Sydney Opera House opens, The stage production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" opened in London, Pink Floyd released their album "Dark Side of the Moon." Larry Flynt launched his sex magazine "Hustler." The American Psychiatric Assoc. removed homosexual from its list of disorders in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, JRR Tolkien died, Skylabs launched, Denmark instituted a procedure of chemical castration for sex offenders, Straight Dope starts its fight against ignorance ``` ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/163 "2001-01-11T16:31:02Z")
First off, dpr - I love that quote. 😉 Second, can I have a title? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/164 "2001-01-12T01:29:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > Kat, I dub thee Baroness of Creatures With Wings That Say Neigh, Countess of Chocolate Syrup, and Slayer of Demonic Icky Licorice. Thank you, **FPK**. I’ll have to go on a Licorice-Slaying Quest one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/165 "2001-01-12T01:50:06Z")
Thank you for the title, and sorry for the delay in thanking you…I know a watched thread never posts, but leaving it that long was ridiculous! Anyway, {FPK}! * * * fierra, I dub thee Viscountess of Darkness and Evil, Baroness of All Things That Go Bump In the Night. [FPK] One of only two mortals to have met the dark queen of ULVAN, coal goddess, and survived. ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/166 "2001-01-12T03:48:06Z")
Dear overworked FPK, Just a few things to help you along in deciding my title… 2 dogs (1 big, 1 little) love chocolate chip cookie dough, science fiction/fantasy, historical fiction, Planet of the Apes (just the first one though), dislike confrontation, am usually invisable, the color red, sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/167 "2001-01-12T04:38:10Z")
**FPK** I hope the squire-ninja-in-training I sent got my missive sent to you in a timely manner concerning my humbly requesting an official title… punk snot dead, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![FEotU](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@FEotU](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FEotU)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/168 "2001-01-12T06:01:04Z")
some more info to help you along (no rush, no pressure): favourite colour: black 1 pet; dog named Boris (after Boris Karloff) atheist favourite book: War of the Worlds ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/169 "2001-01-12T07:54:03Z")
All right. I’ll officially request one, too. ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/170 "2001-01-12T08:03:11Z")
Thank you, **FPK** , I love my title!! 😃 I won’t let you or my … beloved (protectorate? ward?) down! I’ll be good to my fellow Easties, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/171 "2001-01-12T15:07:14Z")
Spidey requests that you ask **Fairy Princess Kitty** for your title in Shakespearese. Pretty please? ----:)/ ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/172 "2001-01-13T03:25:29Z")
::raises hand:: Can I have a title too? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/173 "2001-01-13T04:36:11Z")
Dearest leige, it has come to my mind, insomuch as I am not known, mayhaps I may give unto you a missive, that I might partake of a title deserving of armorial award. In truth, dear lady, I wouldst that thou were not overwork’d as thou art, but I feel the muses must have thee to do thy bidding, as vicous Mars must have me for his own doings. I am a scholar of all things, but in truth the times of the ancients do bespell me beyond all measure. I do gracious combat, on the field of chivalry, both in the ways of the Knights of old, and in the mystic ways of the East. I am that most wonderous of creatures, a father of two wee babes. I am a husband to a fair lady of virtue… although in truth we are hedonists, and are free to follow the paths of loving elsewhere, as long as the gifts of aphrodite part us not. And that is myself, laid bare for you to see… I now await my nightlong vigil, that in time I may be awarded title that you deem fit and seemly, Highness. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/174 "2001-01-13T04:58:00Z")
Oooh, ooh, can I have one, please, Kitty? And can we please not make mention of jello or any form of dessert toppings in it? 😉 And, to add a minor hijack to answer some questions you asked…yeah, I’ve read all of Eddings’s stuff, except for the new book. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/175 "2001-01-13T05:53:42Z")
Aren’t all of these royals going to need coats of arms? WHo’ll be responsible for the SDMB College of Heralds? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/176 "2001-01-13T07:12:58Z")
I’m a _knight_ ?! Okay, I love it, I really do. I’m actually glad I’m not a Princess or anything. (I wouldn’t make a good Princess.) But couldn’t I be a Guardian or something? I just feel weird being Sir Silver Fire, knight of anything. (I really do like it though.) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/177 "2001-01-13T10:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\*Spidey requests that you ask **Fairy Princess Kitty** for your title in Shakespearese. > > Pretty please? > > ----:)/ > ----///\\ \*\* Just for you, **Spider Woman** , _kneeling to Fairy Princess Kitty, humbly requesting a title_ “I submit My fancy to your eyes: when I consider What great creation and what dole of honour Flies where you bid it” –All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 2, Scene iii ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/178 "2001-01-13T11:28:45Z")
Salutations, Fairy Princess Kitty, I crave the boon of a moment of your attention. After reading through the threads for the previous several days, I’ve decided where to place my first post. Of course, I’d like a title (gimme, gimme) Ooops, calm down Dexter (my evil twin). After all, can the inestimable (Love that word) FPK grant a title on poor little me (us!) with no proof that I am (we are) worthy? I’d think a certain amount of acquaintance should be necessary (snigger). Down Dexter! Bad boy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/179 "2001-01-13T22:01:53Z")
_sniffle_ Fairy Princess Kitty doesn’t like me. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631/180 "2001-01-14T14:58:34Z")
That was lovely, **DRY**. ----:)/ ----///\\ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-peerage-registry-get-your-title-from-fairy-princess-kitty/48631.md?page=10)