# The SDMB Playground-let's be little kids! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809 "2003-05-08T01:41:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/41 "2003-05-08T16:19:57Z")
Well, you’re gonna’ be an engineer when you grow up, so I guess you’re okay. Help me with this big log, willya? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/42 "2003-05-08T16:25:22Z")
ewwww, there’s _dirt_ on that log!! ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/43 "2003-05-08T16:30:51Z")
Funny thing about this… today I received the two pounds of “thinking putty” I ordered last week. One pound of irridescent blue, one pound of glow-in-the-dark neon blue. Woot. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/44 "2003-05-08T17:00:22Z")
I’m going to make little piles of sand. If you spit right on them, they make little balls as they roll down the side of the pile. They look even prettier after you’ve sucked on red and blue popsicles. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/45 "2003-05-08T18:00:54Z")
y’all are a bunch of pbj-eating RECESS MONKEYS! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/46 "2003-05-08T19:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ludovic \* > \*\*y’all are a bunch of pbj-eating RECESS MONKEYS! \*\* Yeah, well…I’m rubber and you’re glue, so whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/47 "2003-05-08T19:32:23Z")
zzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz A BEE! AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! _sting_ WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/48 "2003-05-08T19:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*ewwww, there’s _dirt_ on that log!! \*\* Prissy pants! That’s why I don’t wanna’ play with no girls. They’re all prissy and don’t like cool stuff like snakes and spiders. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/49 "2003-05-08T19:39:36Z")
Cops and Robbers! The monkey bars is the prison! I’m the head Detective, who’s on my side and who’s the robbers? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/50 "2003-05-08T21:16:58Z")
:scoops **Bird** up and carrys him to the the nurse’s office: Stupid bees…they are more afraid of you then you are of them. IDBB ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/51 "2003-05-08T21:31:16Z")
Can I use my Spit Weapon, **ronincyberpunk**? I want to be a bad guy. (Maybe because I was such a nerd in school) ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/52 "2003-05-08T22:30:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Whee!!! A pushyerself merry-go-round!!! > > Round and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and… \*\*(you get the picture- and screech didn’t say this part, so you don’t get confused) A Twirl-And-Hurl! Cool! Can we still play dodge-ball? Or are there Rules now? I’m way-good at dodge-ball. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/53 "2003-05-08T22:50:34Z")
circle circle dot dot, now I got a cooty shot. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/54 "2003-05-09T02:19:52Z")
psst! I snuck my Garbage Pail Kids in! If Mr. **Coldfire** sees them, hide 'em-because we’ll get in trouble! Let’s trade! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/55 "2003-05-09T03:51:42Z")
**FairyChat** and **Exgineer** , sittin’ in a tree… ---
**Author:** ![sheepi83](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@sheepi83](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheepi83)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/56 "2003-05-09T04:39:36Z")
/me stands in a corner kicking the dirt with her waiting to be invited to play with someone. ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/57 "2003-05-09T04:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ludovic \* > \*\*y’all are a bunch of pbj-eating RECESS MONKEYS! \*\* I know you are, but what am I? 😃 Anyone for jump rope? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/58 "2003-05-09T05:00:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Jumping on the teeter totter and knocking KCSuze off. \ Hey, \*\* sheepi83 \*\*! Wanna play Red Rover? If we can get enough people, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/59 "2003-05-09T05:16:42Z")
Es-yay! Et’s-lay ay-play ump-jay ope-ray! ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/60 "2003-05-09T05:24:37Z")
- Cinderella dressed in yellow Went upstairs to kiss her fellow Made a mistake and kissed a snake How many doctors will it take? 1,2,3…\* _falls_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809.md?page=4)