# The SDMB Playground-let's be little kids! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809 "2003-05-08T01:41:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/61 "2003-05-09T05:41:20Z")
This thread sucks. Double-stamp it, no erasies. 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/62 "2003-05-09T05:46:11Z")
Oooh. Cool Buzz Lightyear bandaid! _falls_ ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/63 "2003-05-09T05:49:50Z")
Hey! Copycat! ---
**Author:** ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/64 "2003-05-09T06:52:39Z")
_joins the queue to get in on the fort building with **Exingeer** and **FairyChatMom** _ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/65 "2003-05-09T06:56:11Z")
**KCSuze** , I’ll play Red Rover… ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/66 "2003-05-09T10:05:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > \*\*That’s why I don’t wanna’ play with no girls. They’re all prissy and don’t like cool stuff like snakes and spiders. \*\* I’m not! _Jumps out of tree and runs towards Exgineer’s fort, scattering cookie crumbs all over the playground_ ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/67 "2003-05-09T10:44:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > **::Points to Tir’s red and blue (non-alcoholic obviously!) drinks::** oooooooh! red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > \*\*Prissy pants! > > That’s why I don’t wanna’ play with no girls. They’re all prissy and don’t like cool stuff like snakes and spiders. \*\* ooooooooh! snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spiders and snakes and spider and snakes and spiders… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/68 "2003-05-09T11:02:22Z")
::Finds a couple of skipping ropes:: Hey, who wants to skip double Dutch? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/69 "2003-05-09T12:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > \*\ ***FairyChat** and **Exgineer** , sittin’ in a tree… \*\* You shut up, you big stupidhead. ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/70 "2003-05-09T13:31:16Z")
**sheepi83** I got a ball and some chalk. You draw the squares and I’ll see if I can find 2 more to play. Get ready acause I’m good! How much do you know about LotR? Bellowsas she wanders across the yard _WHO WANTS TO PLAY 4 SQUARE?!?_ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/71 "2003-05-09T13:46:18Z")
Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re out! Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re out! Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re out! Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re out! Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re out! Dip dip dog shit, in a rubber ball, If you cut it open, you can have it all. – You’re on it! _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/72 "2003-05-09T14:19:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > \*\*You shut up, you big stupidhead. \*\* I’m tellin’! Miss B’doooniii! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/73 "2003-05-09T14:19:31Z")
**IDBB** and **Mr. Coldfire**! **Malacandra** said a bad woooooorrrrrrd! :ivylass wanders off to the fort, standing back shyly as **Exigeneer** and **FCM** chase each other around it. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/74 "2003-05-09T14:31:19Z")
Girls are, like, big poopie head poopie-poopies! They cry, an…an…an…they play with dollies! They wear stoopid dresses…an.an… They can’t throw a baseball…an…an…an… OOO…I got a new BB GUN!!! An…an…my brother kissed a girl! Yuk! Hey…HIDE AND GO SEEK!!! 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40… ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/75 "2003-05-09T14:37:01Z")
Miss Suzie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven, The steamboat went to HELL-o operator, Give me number nine, And if you disconnect me, I’ll cut off your BEHIND the 'fridgerator, There was a piece of glass. Miss Suzie sat upon it, And cut her little ASSk me no more questions, I’ll tell you no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, Zipping up their FLIES are in the meadow, Bees are in the park. Miss Suzie and her boyfriend Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK DARK DARK!!! (I’ve got more!!) ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/76 "2003-05-09T15:24:20Z")
Oooooh… **Malancandra** said a _baaaaaaaaaaaad_ word! MISTAH **COLDFIRE**! Mistah **COLDFIRE**! _glares at Malancandra_ I’m tellin on yeeeeew! _sticks her thumbs in her ears and wiggles her fingers_Neener neener neener! You got a banana in place of yer weener!😛 IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/77 "2003-05-09T22:25:51Z")
Hey, isn’t that the ice cream truck? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/78 "2003-05-09T22:35:08Z")
Aw, I’m telling! Mr. **Eutychus**! **Malacandra** said a bad word! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/79 "2003-05-12T20:52:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by I\_Dig\_Bad\_Boys \* > \*\*:scoops **Bird** up and carrys him to the the nurse’s office: > Stupid bees…they are more afraid of you then you are of them. > > IDBB \*\* Miss **Bad\_Boys?** Miss **Bad\_Boys?** I am a girl! I just have short hair from the _lice_. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809/80 "2003-05-12T21:59:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MercyStreet \* > \*\*Gazes longingly from the Catholic schoolyard and wonders: _Why do they have so much cool stuff while our playground equipment amount to a frayed jump rope and a leaking kickball?_ > > Tucks in yellow blouse. Adjusts half-slip beneath red plaid skirt. Yanks up green kneesocks. Snarls at statue of the BVM. \*\* _Sneeks over to the Catholic school with the best reccess toy ever made- A Bottle_ Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy Girrrrrrrlllsss Wanna play a really cool game? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-playground-lets-be-little-kids/173809.md?page=5)