# The SDMB Singles Group!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693 "2000-12-15T03:59:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/1 "2000-12-15T03:59:49Z")
I ain’t too sure if this has been done before, but I figured that if we’re having all of these DopeFests, maybe someone or two out there’ll hook up. Call me crazy. Any takers? I’ll go first:
5’6" 170lb SW Professional Fella ISO an intelligent lady who likes the outdoors.
Tripler
Another fine thread from the mind of an idiot.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/2 "2000-12-15T04:24:26Z")
5’7" SWF seeks fun, likeable guy who’s willing to put up with me. 😃
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### Author:  [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/3 "2000-12-15T04:27:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> Call me crazy.
Ok. You’re crazy.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/4 "2000-12-15T05:46:38Z")
SWF ISO SM (Really, I’m not very particular at all…)
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### Author:  [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/5 "2000-12-15T06:33:18Z")
> [@](#):
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> SWF ISO SM (Really, I’m not very particular at all…)
Must resist…control…repeat mantra…_I will not be a dirty old man…I will not be a dirty old man…I will not be a dirty old man…_
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/6 "2000-12-15T06:47:45Z")
Awww… Why not, MysterEcks? 😉
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### Author:  [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/7 "2000-12-15T06:55:34Z")
Hmmm, with all of those thread weddings a while back, I’m curious…could there be some thread dates coming up? 🙂
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/8 "2000-12-15T06:59:00Z")
Touch under 6ft Aussie male seeks fun-loving open-minded gal not afraid to party, try new things and snuggle.
Would be nice if applicant fitted[these guidelines](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33935) but not necessary.
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/9 "2000-12-15T07:25:20Z")
well, I only recently became single (sob sob)
SO, here goes.
SWM 18 5’11½" ISO SF 17-20.
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### Author:  [@activgurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/activgurl)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/10 "2000-12-15T07:26:29Z")
5’8" SWF who has given up even fantasizing about date-ible guys. Still vicariously following the Dopefests & date threads. But, I got a postcard from Strainger, so it ain’t all bad. Hoppy Hollowdays, everyone!
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### Author:  [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/11 "2000-12-15T07:35:08Z")
SM ISO SFWIASFAC\* to extend my lifespan. Bachelors die younger. Come on, do you want me to die before my time? Just because I dance like David Byrne, make spreadsheets of overseas election data for fun, and occasionally leave stubble on each side of my jaw? How draconian is that? I bet you giggled when they offed Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking.
- single female who is actually single for a change
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/12 "2000-12-15T15:40:05Z")
Well, dpr…I meet most of your criteria, but I live in frigging DC!
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### Author:  [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/13 "2000-12-15T15:43:59Z")
SM 24 6’3” 160lbs ISO mutant, undead queen of lesser demons with whom to share my rule over the underworld for all eternity. Must like cats.
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/14 "2000-12-15T15:55:36Z")
Wow, Tymp! Am I ever the girl for you! 🙂
SWF, 20, 5’5" ISO SM. My interests include cemeteries, journalism, horror and sci-fi, computer gaming, Penn and Teller, a capella music, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and quoting things out of context. Applicants must hate the outdoors and all humanity.
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/15 "2000-12-15T15:56:28Z")
Well, just back a **Tymp** up here, I direct all interested parties to his comments in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50502) thread.
[sub]mmm tall skinny boys…\*\*
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/16 "2000-12-15T15:59:12Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*
> \*\*SWF ISO SM (Really, I’m not very particular at all…) \*\*
You know, I’m _technically_ single. Exactly how not particular are you?
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/17 "2000-12-15T16:14:42Z")
SWM ISO SWF; G, PG, R; TMBG, UB; DFW; RSVP ASAP E-I-E-I-O
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### Author:  [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/18 "2000-12-15T16:44:06Z")
Oh me, me me!
Single greyish male seeks female for breeding. My hobbies include hiding and smelling things. I like anything with a high fat content. Looks and colour are not important, especially if you are in heat. Oh yes, I am 1 year old and a virgin.
Well, that would be for Turpentine, my rat.
Can I do one, too? You can choose between us:
```
NO SEX
I just want a friend. I like Kraftwerk, hiding, smelling things and writing on my typwriter. I am seeking a nice boy who will build me a robot and eat spiders. Oh yeah, and I'm cute.
```
Pick me! Pick me!
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### Author:  [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/19 "2000-12-15T17:01:07Z")
SWM, 19, about 6’, scrawny pale computer geek, seeks anything vaguely female that will not be repulsed by him
_decides not to give SilverFire a shy smile, because she’s way out of his league_
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/20 "2000-12-15T17:17:19Z")
At this time, I hereby declare myself single and free of (f)R’s influence.
SWF
5’4.5"
Well past puberty but well before menopause.
LIKES:
Reading, various musical styles (esp. jazz and opera), Shakespeare/classic literature, NASCAR, birdwatching, origami (okay, I’m just starting and have the paper cuts to prove it), and a little romance.
Aw heck, I’m into nearly anything legal and (mostly) moral. 😉
[Except rap music - gives me a headache.]
ISO:
Gentleman (and I do me gentleman) who can accept my odd sense of humor, interest in diverse subjects, and tendency to wander off-topic. Prefer one (or more) with sense of humor and sense of responsibility.
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