# The SDMB Singles Group! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693 "2000-12-15T03:59:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/41 "2000-12-15T23:43:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Lordy, I can’t believe I’m doing this. Here we go… > > SWF, 27, short, curvy. Actress/model/psychologist/hedonist. Pierced/tattooed yuppie. Gregarious, ex-Mensa non-joiner. Against organized religion and all other forms of inanity. Will not bide, nor bed, idiots. ISO M with amazing taste in all things. Class and style more important than looks. Well, maybe equally important. Willing to travel long distances, but must give good phone. \ \*\* Hmm… I’m planning to go back for my LLM next year. I was planning on G’Town or GWU, but I hear U of Chicago has a pretty good program, and I have lot’s of friends in that town if things don’t work out between us … Sua ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/42 "2000-12-15T23:44:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > and I have **lot’s** of friends in that town if things don’t work out between us … And I rarely use apostrophes incorrectly :o Sua ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/43 "2000-12-15T23:52:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > > \*\*_decides not to give SilverFire a shy smile, because she’s way out of his league_ \*\* > > I am?! Says who? \*\* Oh, you’re so cute when you deny the obvious! Of course you’re out of my league. You’re out of nearly everyone’s league really. _gives her that shy smile, then runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/44 "2000-12-16T00:00:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > **Oh, you’re so cute when you deny the obvious!** Well, thank you! > [@](#): > > \*\* > Of course you’re out of my league. You’re out of nearly everyone’s league really.\*\* Since when? Why? Do you have proof to back up such ridiculous claims? ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/45 "2000-12-16T00:06:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by BlackKnight_ > > Of course you’re out of my league. You’re out of nearly everyone’s league really. > > Since when? Why? Do you have proof to back up such ridiculous claims? \*\* Well, no, not proof exactly. But I recognize an absolutely wonderful girl when I see her, and I can just tell that you’re out of my league. Sure, I’d _like_ to be wrong about that, but I don’t want to get my hopes up. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/46 "2000-12-16T00:11:14Z")
😕 Okay… ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/47 "2000-12-16T00:13:01Z")
**Addendum:** Must be able to use apostrophes correctly. 😃 How YOU doin’, Sua? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/48 "2000-12-16T00:30:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*_laughs_ > So **Tripler** , how YOU doin? 😃 > \*\* Eeeeahhh, how **YOU** doin? Tripler So hip, I threw out my femur. ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/49 "2000-12-16T00:38:51Z")
Overweight toothless midget with mullet haircut, appreciates neon clothes, New Coke, and the musical genius of Air Supply. ISO WF for hot wild sexual adventures. Hey, Silver said she’s not picky. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/50 "2000-12-16T00:47:53Z")
Woo! You got it, zyzz! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/51 "2000-12-16T01:11:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Lordy, I can’t believe I’m doing this. Here we go… > > SWF, 27, short, curvy. Actress/model/psychologist/hedonist. Pierced/tattooed yuppie. Gregarious, ex-Mensa non-joiner. Against organized religion and all other forms of inanity. Will not bide, nor bed, idiots. ISO M with amazing taste in all things. Class and style more important than looks. Well, maybe equally important. Willing to travel long distances, but must give good phone. \ \*\* Hi, Nymysys. My name is David. I’m a writer/director here in Los Angeles. Not an idiot, I swear. I have good shoes. I make a mean cheesecake. I like dogs, if you happen to have one. And it just so happens I already have a plane ticket to Chicago for New Years. Any plans? You know, if you don’t find anyone better as a result of this thread! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/52 "2000-12-16T01:24:56Z")
If there are any single lady dopers around Austin - any of you interested a '65 vintage Englishman? I’m desperate and solvent. Just form an orderly queue. No muppets, please. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/53 "2000-12-16T01:25:00Z")
**\<-----** 21 SWM, 200 lbs, med-heavy build (I do construction), “dirty blond” hair, _hazel_ eyes, Computer Science student, good with hands, love to write and play music, cuddle, talk, generally open minded, versitile. Some combination of looks, intelligence and personality is a must! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/54 "2000-12-16T01:53:42Z")
Here’s what I posted in a similar thread a while back, with a few modifications: [Here](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/porcupine.html)’s what I look like on a good day. [Here](http://www.geocities.com/barb_porcupine/porcupine.jpg)’s what I look like on normal day. Age: 35 Sex: Yes, please. Orientation: Straight Marital Status: Single, never been married. No kids. Two cats, one dog. Occupation: Software Engineer Geek, but I don’t like to talk about geek-stuff when I’m not at work. Location: The exciting NW suburbs of Chicago, though born and raised a south-sider. Religion: None. Don’t care what his affiliation is and expect the same courtesy. Interests: Just hangin around and BSing with my friends - if it weren’t for recuperation time and potential brain damage due to excessive alcohol consumption, a ChiDope every weekend would be to my liking. I like going into the city for theater, to go to a good restaurant, have a few drinks, wander around, just enjoy the city. I love to travel and like to have one overseas trip a year, minimum. My dream vacation is an African safari. Used to be a voracious reader, but got out of the habit. And of course, spending too much time here at SDMB. Looking for someone who’s honest, compassionate, knows what he wants, has a twisted sense of humor, knows how to use his tongue, and who isn’t intimidated by an intelligent, successful, assertive woman with big tits. A calming influence would be nice, as I tend to be rather manic at times. I am looking for serious fun leading to a LTR, and would like to lower my score on purity tests. And of course that elusive quality known as “chemistry.” I would consider marriage, but it is not a goal. I would consider having kids, but it is not a goal. Men on the rebound, men who are separated but not actually divorced, men who are divorced but not over the ex, and men who aren’t ready for a relationship need not apply. So if the thought of going on a second date scares you, please don’t bother with a first date. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/55 "2000-12-16T02:05:45Z")
The last singles thread we didn’t have to put how much we weighed, or how tall we were, or if we were actually breathing without the help of foreign dictators. So much pressure to get the answers right. I am pat. I weigh about 180 pounds. All of it is fat, not an inch of muscle. No worries there. I heigh about six foot, or five eleven if you believe the bastard carnival guy who won’t give me money for him incorrectly guessing my height. I like muppets. In fact, I openly welcome any and all muppets to respond. Especially that Prairie Dawn. Va Va Voom. (And if Grover is available, I am willing to go same sex/different species.) I live in California. Which is in the United States, on the western coast. Near the Pacific Ocean. But not so near that it is actually in it. I like stuff. But, not too much stuff, because that is just ridiculous. I mean, just enough is fine. While watching this video(that I made to tell a bit about myself), please try to remember; the state makes me wear that outfit, I cannot help that flouresecent orange is not easy on the eyes. pat ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/56 "2000-12-16T03:49:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > SNIP > > - you know, what about the truth? By God, that just might work!\* > > SM in search of caring intelligent F. Must be able to understand 50% of the jokes that spew out of my mouth and laugh at 75% of them. Must be able to actually carry on a conversation about more than one topic. Must not be afraid to make the first move or take the initiative in certain sexual situations because lord knows I will be. Someone who can be independent, but, when with me isn’t looking at her watch every two seconds as if there is someplace better to be. Must be honest and able to give your real opinion about things because I’ll be more hurt when you’re deceptive than when you’re trying to spare my feelings. In other words, someone who reads my posts without saying “what a fucking prick.” \*\* Hmmm… ::checking self for urge to call **Enderw23** a fucking prick:: Nope, not the slighest urge at all in that direction. You wouldn’t be over 40, wouldja? (See how I can take the initiative? 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/57 "2000-12-16T04:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pricciar \* > **The last singles thread we didn’t have to put how much we weighed…** That’s because I’m a big, fat f\*ck and don’t like it when people prejudge themselves, or others, by that. AS FOR YOU FOLKS WHO THINK THAT OTHER DOPERS ARE “OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,” this ain’t high school. I’ve found that “leagues” don’t exist when you get older. So if anybody is feeling bad about themselves and not willing to ask, say, **SilverFire** out because of imagined league issues, LISTEN TO WHAT SHE IS SAYING and ask her out. \ **Falcon** , all’s fair in love and war. Bowing out gracefully is sweet and gallant, but will leave you lonesome in the long run. You have to fight for what you want in this crazy world. \ ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/58 "2000-12-16T04:23:38Z")
Don’t worry, dropzone, Falcon and I worked it out in chat. We’re sharing dpr. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/59 "2000-12-16T04:26:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > **We’re sharing dpr.** It works for me, and I’m SURE it works for him! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/60 "2000-12-16T04:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > So if anybody is feeling bad about themselves and not willing to ask, say, **SilverFire** out because of imagined league issues, LISTEN TO WHAT SHE IS SAYING and ask her out. Yeah! Listen to _me_, damn it! ::smooches zyzzyva:: 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693.md?page=4)