# The SDMB Singles Group!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693 "2000-12-15T03:59:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/121 "2000-12-19T02:56:00Z")

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::gives Nen the ol’ eyebrow raise::

Where have you BEEN all my life?!

::gets out industrial-size tub of Vaseline::

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**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/122 "2000-12-19T04:44:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> ::gets out industrial-size tub of Vaseline::

Well, how else am I supposed to fit a dwarf in my… Oh, this is a family oriented website? Nevermind. I never get to have any fun.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/123 "2000-12-19T06:22:59Z")

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-Anyone else notice that almost none of the women who posted ads on this thread mentioned where they live, whereas almost all the men did? Is it just a coincidence? Are women wary of indicating where they are in RL over the internet (that didn’t seem to be it)? Are they _so_ into cyberspace that they think it’s irrelevant? Or are they all such regular posters here that they assume everyone already knows where they live? (Or should the real question be why the _men_ feel such a need to specify a location? From my perspective, of course I’d say where I’m from… and of course I’d be curious in other people’s posts. If I saw a post I thought was from the true love of my life, I’d probably respond no matter where she was. But if it was someone I was potentially interested in, and I had no idea if she was on another continent…)

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/124 "2000-12-19T23:59:35Z")

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As if all the info above wasn’t enough, if anyone wants a pretty good idea of what I look like, check [here](http://www.teamthome.com/). I’ve been told _many_ times that I look very much like Jim Thome, and this is usually by people from Cleveland. For the most part, I agree, except: I have less prominant ears.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/125 "2000-12-20T12:55:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MaxTheVool \*  
> **-Anyone else notice that almost none of the women who posted ads on this thread mentioned where they live, whereas almost all the men did?..**

Maybe 'cause some people have it listed in the profile?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/126 "2000-12-22T04:49:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> \*\*Tripler -
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> Travel, eh?
> 
> I’m sending my extension.
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> \*\*

Just imagine the wondrous splendour of Korea, Japan, Germany, or New Jersey! The lush forests of Bolivia or Pennsylvania. The wide open spaces of the Russian steppe, Arizona, or North Dakota (pray I don’t end up here again).

All this can be yours. Tantalizing vacation spots. Foreign cultures. New and exotic ideals and locations. . . All for your extension.

Tripler  
Falc, better hurry! This one’s showing potential!!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/127 "2000-12-22T04:51:55Z")

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But Tripler dear…

I already TOLD you I love to travel. And did I mention that I have a fatal weakness for men in uniform? 🙂

(And dammit, either read your email or get on IRC!) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/128 "2000-12-22T04:56:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> \*\*But Tripler dear…
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> I already TOLD you I love to travel. And did I mention that I have a fatal weakness for men in uniform? 🙂
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> (And dammit, either read your email or get on IRC!) 🙂 \*\*

Cripes, woman! You know I can’t read my Hotmail at work! And I ain’t got mah computer either! Dang, I’m having a hard enough time just keeping up a hodown thread on a friend’s machine as it is! Dagnabbit!

Tripler  
Awww loook, our first fight 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/129 "2000-12-22T05:06:11Z")

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Well, hell, hon! If you’re at a friend’s HOUSE and not at work, you can check your email! 😉 (Or hell, use that calling card! ;))

And hey, mIRC isn’t THAT big a program… 😉

(Our first fight? Awwww…I feel so special!)

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/130 "2000-12-22T07:46:19Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Lowellster \*

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> **Intelligent - mmm I hope you like ecclectic conversations  
> There are few things I like better. Some, but few.**

Excellent - you will be hard pressed to find a more ecclectic mind than mine - it tends to wander off on tangents at a startling rate of knots.

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> **Mature yet fun - A surprisingly difficult combination to find in either gender, by my experience.**

Tell me about it - the only baggage I want to carry around is the stuff under my eyes from a distinct lack of sleep.

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> \*\* Absolutely would love to, although I’ll require some training in the rock climbing department. I’ll also go biking, canoeing, fishing, camping, snowmobiling, would like to try sky-diving, the list goes on…\*\*

Excellent i am so keen to try anything new really - would love to go sky-diving though I am not sure I could go through with it.

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> **Trusworthy - essential. One of my many demands as well. The most important one, in fact.!!**

Sounds like you have been bitten more than once??

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> \*\*Handsome - Bonus. Okay, this one may be slightly subject to opinion. \*\*

No probs - it is entirely subjective and basically relies on personality anyways.

Wow - sounds pretty fantastic so far. Just a damn pity about the distance. _sigh_  
_evil leer_

“So, How YOU doin’?” 😉

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sdmb-singles-group/45693/131 "2000-12-24T00:41:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
> \*\*yeah, yeah, yeah…I’m a procrastinator.
> 
> here goes 😛
> 
> SWF, former redhead(it changed on it’s own, I promise), blue eyed southerner. Likes cars(fixing them, driving them, just being around cars), science fiction, roller coasters and generally having a good time, ISO SM to hang out with, explore Atlanta(hey, I’ve been here a year, and still haven’t been to Stone Mountain).
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> I’m also currently seeking a new crush, so let me know. 😉 \*\*

Wait a minnit, weren’t you in Montgomery about three weeks ago?

Tripler  
Cause I swear I saw you in the lineup. Yeah, that one where I said you were the thief that stole my heart. . .

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